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KagomJack
2009-12-31, 04:12 PM
Where has our Lord and Savior gone? For why he has abandoned us, we do not know.

It is only getting darker and darker as we approach midnight.
!King_Amazon!
2009-12-31, 04:16 PM
He hasn't really gone anywhere. Zelaron is just worthless now.
KagomJack
2009-12-31, 04:22 PM
Soon the sorrows will start and the Zelarondammerung will begin.

First WetWired will be consumed by the hound Skurai. Then the mods will battle with jamer and kyeruu. Then the site will be bathed in e-flames.

Then it shall rise again from the seed of mantra porn.
jamer123
2009-12-31, 07:45 PM
wtf are you on
KagomJack
2009-12-31, 07:59 PM
In one of the ensuing battles, Chruser will be spotted, but it will be discovered that it is a clone created by the stupid imagination of Skurai and kyeruu's buttbabies. It will rise and lead many to believe that it is the true Chruser, but after the death of WetWired, the truth will be discovered and blood shall be spilled.
Skurai
2009-12-31, 10:50 PM
First WetWired will be consumed by the hound Skurai.

That's Me. :D
Where's WW? I'm hungry.
KagomJack
2009-12-31, 11:32 PM
Fear not, for the hound Skurai will be slayed by the mighty K_A and his Claymore +1.
Skurai
2009-12-31, 11:59 PM
Fear not, for the hound Skurai will be slayed by the mighty K_A and his Claymore +1.

+1? What am I, a Mid-boss?
KagomJack
2010-01-01, 12:58 PM
Upon the death of Skurai, there will be rejoicing, but it shall be short-lived as kyeruu appears.
Demosthenes
2010-01-01, 04:04 PM
The best thread of 2009!
KagomJack
2010-01-01, 04:54 PM
My god...the Savior returns!
Skurai
2010-01-01, 11:49 PM
Upon the death of Skurai, there will be rejoicing, but it shall be short-lived as kyeruu appears.

So when does Lolki show up again...?
KagomJack
2010-01-02, 07:23 AM
There is no Lolki, you dimwit.
Skurai
2010-01-03, 12:43 AM
Awwww. :(
KagomJack
2010-01-03, 05:28 PM
I await the day you follow George W Bush's footsteps and choke on a pretzel.
Skurai
2010-01-03, 07:43 PM
"I got a D-W-I."
D3V
2010-01-04, 09:53 AM
He hasn't really gone anywhere. Zelaron is just worthless now.


Zelaron is just down, there has been nothing relevant for a while to bring new people in. Without new people comes no new thoughts or discussions, but rather repititous irrelevant banter.
!King_Amazon!
2010-01-04, 10:38 AM
Diablo 3 is probably our only hope, but it has been our only hope for years now so what's new.
Knight Sir Rick
2010-01-04, 11:18 AM
Diablo 3 is probably our only hope, but it has been our only hope for years now so what's new.


Advertisements can work wonders. I'm not sure how much SA charges these days, but either way, Zelaron needs a banner ad (probably 728x90 px). Half of the sub-forums are probably unnecessary, too.
KagomJack
2010-01-04, 12:10 PM
We had discussed doing that once before, I believe.
Skurai
2010-01-04, 12:30 PM
Should I put a banner on my Gaia, or something?
D3V
2010-01-04, 02:25 PM
Yeah, it's time for another forum revamp. It's rumored the Blizzard staff is going to announce or release the Starcraft Beta very soon.