So now I'm even easier to notice.

[Skurai]

I got this kind-of-like-a-shopping-bag/purse thing, with Alice in Wonderland on it, and I wanted to know, how exactly do I carry it?
I wannt put my notebooks and stuff in it for school, but I don't know about the dress code and the like, so can y'all throw me a bone?? :confused:

[HandOfHeaven]

Pedofile.

[Skurai]

What's wrong with Alice?
It was a good book...

[Mdselctr]

Why not sew your own lace or belt+buckle onto the outer edges?
That way you can wrap the belt or lace around your shoulder.

Lewis Carroll was not a paedophïle, he came to know, personally,
younger people. Nor was Roman Polanski, even though he agreed
to the charge of unlawful sex. The book by Aldous Huxley, Brave
New World, portrays sex as an act formed for the purpose of soc-
ial diversion.

[Thanatos]

I got this kind-of-like-a-shopping-bag/purse thing, with Alice in Wonderland on it, and I wanted to know, how exactly do I carry it?
I wannt put my notebooks and stuff in it for school, but I don't know about the dress code and the like, so can y'all throw me a bone?? :confused:

I demand a picture.

[D3V]

Yeah we're going to need a picture or example atleast before helping you out, buddy.

[Skurai]

Actually, I was looking for a picture last night, and couldn't find one, but I guess I can find something the same size...

I can't... oh well. :(
It has two straps, and both of them are about forearm length long.

[Thanatos]

Descriptions won't work. Need picture.

[D3V]

Yeah, the picture is going to be needed.

[Skurai]

Give me a minute, I might've found a way to find one.

[Skurai]

Found one! It's small, though...

apparently the item is called a "tote"

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/hayate458/alicetote.jpg

[Lenny]

Lol, that's actually quite nice.

Methinks that would go on one shoulder, with your forearm resting on top of the bag part.

Unless your school has really strict policies, you should be able to get away with more or less anything for a bag.

[Skurai]

It's pretty big, and we can't have stuff with books in them... so I'm not entirely sure. I'm just gonna see what the girls have and how they handle it...

[Lenny]

You can't have bags with books in them? As in small shoulder-bags (you know, the little ones that girls put their makeup, purses, phones and twenty-one million other appliances in) along with your schoolbag?

Surely you can get around that by simply making it your schoolbag - you say it's rather large, after all.

[Grav]

Found one! It's small, though...

apparently the item is called a "tote"

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb175/hayate458/alicetote.jpg


This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

[KagomJack]

Queer.

[!King_Amazon!]

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.
lolol

[Skurai]

This is a good accessory if you love celibacy.

Surprisingly, all the girls are giving me support, and think it's a good idea to be weird with.

[Grav]

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.

[Mdselctr]

You're like 12 years old so it doesn't matter, but seriously don't do it when you're older. Unless you wanna be the gay friend.
Because people are not all the same, the reasons for
why they would choose you as a sexual object can vary.
No matter what you do to change them, people won't
change; you can therefore only deduce that you cannot
please them. And, of course, one could only speak for
one's self on such matters as they count, at most, as
"unacceptable thoughts" relevant to one person who
chooses them. On the one hand, who actually enjoys the
world of human events? They aren't all that valuable.
You may end up cursed and suffer for the rest of your
days alone because you just could not be accepted by
everyone. That wouldn't be enjoyable

[Skurai]

...

I'm not 12... I'm 16. And Vice President of the 11th grade.

And I'm straight, and doing just fine with it.
Why is it that liking classic lit. makes people assume I'm gay, or something?

[!King_Amazon!]

Pretty sure you're both gay and a pedophile.

[Skurai]

I'm pretty sure your hair is alive. :weird:

[!King_Amazon!]

It's possible.

[Lenny]

You know, we haven't had a picture of you yet. I demand one of you with your bag.

On that subject, we haven't had one from Mdselectr yet, and as for Grav, well...

[Grav]

You want a picture of me? $10

[Skurai]

:eek:
Eep!
No,no,no! Get that soul stealer away! No pictures, please! :cry:

[KagomJack]

Like I said before: queer.

[Skurai]

Nuh-uh!
The male body is gross! :cry:

[KagomJack]

Fucking closeted queer.

[Skurai]

I'm not gay!
And you're one to talk, dickmonger! :mad:

[KagomJack]

See, since I am gay, I can find other gay people easily. It's called "gaydar". Queer.

[Grav]

I actually think he's serious, too.

[Skurai]

See, since I am gay, I can find other gay people easily. It's called "gaydar". Queer.

Can gaydar even work over the internet? I don't think it extends that far... :o

[Lenny]

Of course it does, it's gaydar...

[Skurai]

Well... he needs to get it checked, 'cuz I ain't gay! Or a pedofiles! Or transexual, or confused, bicurious, or bisexual.

[KagomJack]

He shows classic signs of denial and even some slight signs of being offended, yet we've seen him with a manpurse and an abnormal love of anime.

He's a queer.

[Grav]

Skurai, just so you know... if you are gay, it's fine. We're not going to judge you because you're a faggot.

We're going to judge you because you're a mentally retarded faggot.

[Skurai]

*Begins reading post*
Skurai, just so you know... if you are gay, it's fine. We're not going to judge you because you're a faggot. *Begins feeling offended*

We're going to judge you because you're a mentally retarded faggot.

LMAO!!!!! Ooooohhhh shit! :jump:

*Sends to everyone on myspace*

[Grav]

Know how I know you're gay?

*Sends to everyone on myspace*

[Skurai]

...
I'm not gay. :mad:

I'll post pictures when I get my camera. I've been trying to get one that doesn't suck, but so far I've had little luck.

[KagomJack]

Tardofagsexual, look, we get it. You're queer as a two dollar bill. Any picture you post will only ensure that fact.

[Skurai]

What's so Gay about a 2 dollar bill!??
Some people like them! I have, like, 5 of them, and I'm not gay, so what does it have to do with anything!??
I like Alice, it was an impluse buy. It has nothing to do with my sexuality, which is straight.

[Grav]

What's so Gay about a 2 dollar bill!??
Some people like them! I have, like, 5 of them, and I'm not gay, so what does it have to do with anything!??


Five more reasons why you're gay. Just keep them coming.

[KagomJack]

Fucking queerbo.

[D3V]

Skurai, you can't come onto a place like this and ask about a fucking purse. You're going to be called gay. Quit playing masochist.

[Lenny]

I find it quite amusing.

Still waiting for that picture.

[Skurai]

You'll get one soon.

On a side-note, Nobody at school commented on it at all. Well other then a whisper in the hallway about the fact it was Alice in Wonderland... I guess if it wasn't Alice, nobody would give two shits.

Also, it served as a wonderful replacement for my binder! :grin:

[!King_Amazon!]

You'll get one soon.

On a side-note, Nobody at school commented on it at all. Well other then a whisper in the hallway about the fact it was Alice in Wonderland... I guess if it wasn't Alice, nobody would give two shits.

Also, it served as a wonderful replacement for my binder! :grin:
They're being nice.

[Skurai]

They're being nice.

Sorta like how we're nice about your hair??? :rolleyes:

[KagomJack]

K_A's hair is great. You're just a fag.

[Skurai]

You know what? I'm not even going to respond to these gay comments anymore, because I'm not, so it's not worth my time. :)

[!King_Amazon!]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1791/wtfskurai.jpg

[S2 AM]

I know no straight men who would carry an Alice in Wonderland tote bag. In fact, I'll go so far as to say I know no straight men who would carry a tote bag. I already knew you were slightly feminine, but upon reading this thread I had to double check your profile because for a few minutes there, I thought you may be a girl and I just hadn't read enough of your mind-numbing posts to realize it yet.

For the record, I don't think you're an authentic Zelaron member. I think you're either an existing or pre-existing member who made this account called "Skurai" just to post shit that's so ridiculous it will create activity.

[Lenny]

Hmmm, interesting theory.

My money would be on Mantralord.

[Skurai]

I spend like, three minutes clicking "reply" before realizing it was on the picture...


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... your point?

For the record, I don't think you're an authentic Zelaron member. I think you're either an existing or pre-existing member who made this account called "Skurai" just to post shit that's so ridiculous it will create activity.

Actually, I'm only here because I've been waiting for a script from GLG for about ... a year?

[Grav]

You're GLG's fault? Everything makes fucking sense now.

[Skurai]

That's correct...

And that comment made me happy for some odd reason. :jump:

[Mutant Couch]

Maybe you could wrap the straps around your hand and act like you're wielding it like a weapon. Although, that might make it even less manly by implying you need protection to get to Chemistry.

Alice in Wonderland is pretty great. Of course, I'm pretty sure it's owed at least partially to Tom Petty's video for Don't Come Around Here No More.

[Lenny]

You're GLG's fault? Everything makes fucking sense now.


QFT.

What was the script, Skittles? I imagine there'd be a group effort to get it finished for you.

[Skurai]

Well, now I'm into RMXP,but I'm sure he'll be able to get that, as well...


Comic sans font, FFVII style party change, and a sideview battle script, that isn't so darn complicated.


GLG has the full list of what exactly I wanted.

[Thanatos]

Maybe you could wrap the straps around your hand and act like you're wielding it like a weapon. Although, that might make it even less manly by implying you need protection to get to Chemistry.

Alice in Wonderland is pretty great. Of course, I'm pretty sure it's owed at least partially to Tom Petty's video for Don't Come Around Here No More.


WTF? Where'd you come from?

[Grav]

WTF? Where'd you come from?


One of the folks from Omegle I linked to here a good while ago.

[Mutant Couch]

WTF? Where'd you come from?

Oh no. Did I totally screw up by not starting with an introduction post?

[!King_Amazon!]

Yep. Go back and start over.

[KagomJack]

You have just become awesome.

[Skurai]

Is she the only one to show? I mean, boviously you'v elinked more if she's "one of them".

[Grav]

Fuck if I know, man. I was high all summer long.

[KagomJack]

I wish I was high all summer long.

[-Spector-]

I don't know how I missed this thread, it's so full of win.





...By the way Skurai, you're gay.

[KagomJack]

That is exactly what I've been saying.

[D3V]

That is exactly what I've been saying.

So you're hitting on him now? Does that make YOU the pedofile?

[Skurai]

That explains why he's been pinning it on me the whole time... :o

[-Spector-]

You like it, don't deny it.

[Thanatos]

STFU Skurai. Your avatar and signature most definitely suggest that you like little girls. Fucking sicko. GTFO of my Zelaron.

[D3V]

I think Skurai was probably molested or something. Most people don't have fucked up views and ideas for no reason, there is always a cause for it.

[Skurai]

How can I be a Pedophile (not that I am) If I, myself, was molested (not that I was)?

[Dr.Faust]

Though you may claim not to be a pedophile, you seem to have an unusual obsession with little girls, or in some cases being a girl (and somehow you claim to not be gay).
The only full way to know what is wrong with him is by a test. Perhaps a quiz, or an "essay" topic.

[!King_Amazon!]

How can I be a Pedophile (not that I am) If I, myself, was molested (not that I was)?
People who get molested tend to molest when they're older.

[-Spector-]

He's one of those transgender anime freaks I bet.

[Skurai]

I am NOT transgender!!! :cry:

[Skurai]

----

Alright, boys and girls! Today I got somethin' to ask of ya, starting with a little story!

Bags big enough to carry books have been banned from my school, because my school has a bad reputation, and thus, it must make itself feel like the alpha male by dicking everyone in the ass.

Anyways~
I threw my binder away a while back, since Alice basically took it's place... Alice, obviously, is big enough to carry a book.Most people are going to rebel, because a good 12 - 14% of my school have big bags, and about half of them have HUGE bags... so...

what do we do, Zelaron? Beep.

[-Spector-]

I've got an idea. Stop beeping you fucker.

[Skurai]

-Spector-, I'm real happy for you, and Imma letchu finish, but Dr. Phil gives some of the best advice of all time. OF ALL TIME!

[D3V]

and thus, it must make itself feel like the alpha male by dicking everyone in the ass.


Hey! Speaking of getting dicked in the ass, you probably get a lot of that now with your purse? dont you..

[KagomJack]

You're such a fucking twat for that.

[Skurai]

I guess that's what I get for asking Zelaron for advice. Beep. Oh well. When all else fails, do what the imaginary -Spector- in my head does: Smoke a giant bong in your principals face.

[D3V]

I keep seeing so many homosexual references from you Skurai. Is there something you need to be honest about?

[Skurai]

I know what you're suggesting, an no. I'm not gay. Please shut up about it... :(

[D3V]

*Beep* My Gay-dar is going off. *Beep* *Beep* I am only programmed to pick out flaws in others, and specfically programmed to help you reveal your sexuality to yourself, and to others. *Beep*

[Skurai]

...What? You aren't even gonna try and be a not-robot-robot?

[-Spector-]

You make no fucking sense.

[D3V]

You never make any fucking sense.

There, corrected.

[Skurai]

Yes it did.
He's trying to be a robot that isn't acting like it's not a robot, thus not targeting the joke towards me, only robots like Mdselctr.

[!King_Amazon!]

You should really just stop posting.

[Thanatos]

I can make this happen.

[!King_Amazon!]

That would be awesome.

[Skurai]

I'd stop posting entirely, if I just got the spript I want (which I remember what it was, now.) but GLG won't do it... Lenny said he'd do something, but then he ran away...

[D3V]

I can make this happen.

I am flip flopping from my earlier statements a month or two ago and endorse this.

[!King_Amazon!]

I am flip flopping from my earlier statements a month or two ago and endorse this.
Ditto.

[Skurai]

Looks like it's time for me to hide in the WRT again... Cyeah later, guys!

[D3V]

Cyeah

[D3V]

I got this kind-of-like-a-shopping-bag/purse thing, with Alice in Wonderland on it, and I wanted to know, how exactly do I carry it?
I wannt put my notebooks and stuff in it for school, but I don't know about the dress code and the like, so can y'all throw me a bone?? :confused:

bumped for ween

[Skurai]

What's ween???

[Kazilla]

Win in disguise

[Skurai]

lol, I sitll have that bag.

[D3V]

cool story, wallow.

[Skurai]

I do. It's got all those Pride Cards from school, and a notebook that me and Tart'N wrote a story together in.