Happy Birthdayyyyyyy... Jessifer!

[Lenny]

25, eh? Halfway to life without monthly hatred!

Have a good 'un. Don't go too wild tonight - I doubt your customers will want to see a bleary-eyed, hungover customer services assistant tomorrow. :p

Happy Birthday, Jess.

[Jessifer]

Perhaps not the customers, but my fellow employees would love to see a bleary-eyed, hungover Jess. I actually don't have anything planned for the night aside from dinner with my father. The actual party is going to be on Friday.

Thanks!

[Mdselctr]

Celebrate your datedly day of remembrance,
and enjoy your bakedly cake, too. The end.

[Skurai]

Happy Birthday Jessy!!!!! :grin:

[WetWired]

Happy Birthday.

[Jessifer]

The only sweet treat I had all day yesterday was a fortune cookie.

The fortune read: "Beauty is its various forms appeals to you."

[Skurai]

"Beauty is its various forms appeals to you."

Why did it have so many s's in it? It sounded like it was one of those sentences in school we have to correct for grammer stuff.

[Jessifer]

There's a typo in that fortune. Find it.


So I got completely wasted Friday night, and was having a great time up until my friend Sumi made the comment to my sister that "You need to find your sister a man. She's a great woman." Well, apparently my inebriated state decided that I've heard that comment one too many times because that took my mood from bubbly and laughing down to serious and out of it in no time. So much of a difference that another friend of mine on the other side of the table, we were sitting about five people away from each other, noticed and texted me thinking I was going to be sick. I informed her that that wasn't the case, and I got up and motioned for her to follow me.

Long story short, I had a "woe is me" moment in the handicap stall in the bathroom (I like to think of it as her returning a favor for me, as she did this once at work when she was having an especially hard day in management), and she's made it her personal mission to find me a guy. I left shortly after, as the crying actually did make me sick. I'm honestly not sure whether or not to be afraid, because I apparently already have a date set up...


So...it was a great night, save for the last half hour.

[Skurai]

"Beauty is its various forms appeals to you."

"Is" should be "in"?

[Jessifer]

Ding!

[Skurai]

Yay!
Now it sounds better. Looks like this really did turn into Lit. class... :rolleyes:

[HandOfHeaven]

Should've puked in Sumi's lap/face.

[Jessifer]

Unfortunately (or rather, fortunately really...) I never ended up throwing up anyway.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hmm.... Well you do have two fists, but that's not usually how girls solve things.

[Thanatos]

Heh, I'm glad males can solve things by a good fight and then leave it be forever:

My friend went to jail. His girlfriend starts flirting with me every chance she gets. We have sex multiple times (I didn't want to... until alcohol entered my system). My friend gets released from jail and finds out. We box. We drink a lot of beer after the fight.

We're still friends to this day.

And she's a dirty whore that no one likes.

[Skurai]

That's.... that's beautiful... :cry:

[Jessifer]

Sumi and I get along great anyway. She meant well.

[`Insolence`]

So...it was a great night, save for the last half hour.

The thought of a date makes you sick? How many dates/serious relationships have you had? Did you just get out of something serious?

Maybe you should smoke some pot and relax a little :D

[Jessifer]

:weird:

The crying made me sick. I've never been in a serious relationship, much less any relationship. And I'm plenty relaxed, kthx.

[Grav]

Happy birthday!

[Jessifer]

omg thx!

[kyeruu]

Enjoy it.

[Skurai]

That was, like, a month ago, dude. Beep. A little late, but whatever milks your cow.

[Jessifer]

Stop posting in here. D:<

[Skurai]

I'm trying too! Beep. Kyeruu's the one who did it!

[jamer123]

cant wait for my bday ... next month