Billy Mays dead at 50.

[Mantralord]

Yep. Look at that, guys, I ended my thread title with a period. I'm a very proper and intelligent forum poster. Oh, and all these sentences? They're grammatically correct; thanks for noticing. I just took a personality test. You guessed it, I'm an INTP. I love sushi and Family Guy. Now if you'll excuse me, I must finish editing my Wikipedia article on quantum physics. I don't exactly understand it all, but since I can use LaTeX and WolframAlpha, I think I'm qualified to have a say in it.

Cheers
-Mantralord

[Senesia]

They use a comma after the complimentary closing.

[Mantralord]

Oops, sorry, I was too busy to notice. This gaming rig ain't gonna overclock itself ya know! Oh, and guess what, I just self-diagnosed myself with Asperger's Syndrome. People just don't understand me because I'm too smart for them. Vista is such a piece of shit operating system. I'm currently downloading Ubuntu. I won't be able to play games or hear sound or connect to wifi but it will still be better than Vista. My headphones cost $280 but it was worth it. I'm late for my shift at Starbucks. Hopefully my anime torrents will be finished when I get back.

[Grav]

I love you mantra

[!King_Amazon!]

God this thread is win.

This is Chruser, right?

[Grav]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9895/bmh.jpg

[-Spector-]

hello

[Grav]

CAN WE GET THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE ALREADY? Chip chop chip.

[Skurai]

This is Chruser, right?

No, this is Patrick.

[D3V]

Star?

[D3V]

lulz

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/Te-Waimate-Mission-graveyard3763914.jpg

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/Billy_Mays_Shut_Your_Whore_Mouth9919923.jpg

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[Jessifer]

Lulz. I like the last one.

[D3V]

Dude looks like a cracked out version of Ryan Seacrest.

[Jessifer]

Agreed.

I think they should have changed the "ShamWow!" on his shirt to something else too, though.

[D3V]

Apparently he got in a fight with a prostitute some time ago in Miami and this is his mug shot:


http://www.celebtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/vince_shlomi_mug_shot.jpg

[Grav]

He looks REALLY sketchy all around. All his features are just bizzare and seem inhuman. He's like in tim burton style.

[Jessifer]

He looks effing old in that picture...

[!King_Amazon!]

He's 45 years old. I couldn't believe it when I read that. He looks like 30 in the ShamWow!/Slap Chop commercials.

[Skurai]

Dude looks like a cracked out version of Ryan Seacrest.

He looks like a weird Jm Carrey who hasn't eatten in a few days.

[D3V]

he's got a faghawk

[Skurai]

I actually kinda like it.

[Grav]

I actually kinda like you.

[Willkillforfood]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Skurai]

Why do you insist on lying to me in everything thread. That's Trolling, y'know.

...I think...

[Grav]

WKFF was just jealous

[Skurai]

Jealous of what...?

[D3V]

nerd drama ftl

[Skurai]

I... think we got off subject.
Anyways, has anyone noticed that they show more comertials by him? Are they like... tributes, or what?

[D3V]

icy clean like oxi clean

[D3V]

Cocaine contributed to the June death of TV pitchman Billy Mays, according to an autopsy report.

www.cnn.com breaking news.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yeah, supposedly he had used cocaine a few days before, and he had heart disease so his cocaine use (not necessarily a few days before, but however long he had been using it) made it worse.

[Jessifer]

Huh. Wow.

[Mantralord]

http://i32.tinypic.com/10rs65u.gif

[Jessifer]

I don't know what to make of that.

[Skurai]

I don't know what to make of that.

But I do!
It's the internet, obviously.

[Mantralord]

i was hoping grav would see it

[KagomJack]

Are you, too, a coke addled infomercial hairy man?

[Skurai]

Are you, too, a coke addled infomercial hairy man?

Wai, is that your type? Huhuhu~ :grin:

[D3V]

Billy Mays is a fuckin OG

[D3V]

http://i32.tinypic.com/10rs65u.gif

LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,