The Bad Advice Game

[Chruser]

The rules are easy. You present a problem, real or not, and the next poster gives bad advice on that problem. That poster presents a problem as well, and it goes on and on.

Problem: I have insomnia.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Well maybe you should get some Adderall and thake 2 pills an hour before your desired sleep time. Make sure you wash it down with Absinthe instead of water.

Problem: I hate my boss, and he hates me.

[Chruser]

Solution: Kill yourself.

Problem: People who need everything repeated three times to remember are in abundance.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Gouge out your eyes and pour sulfuric acid into your ears. You won't notice those people anymore.

Problem: WW

[Jessifer]

Solution: Hax.

Problem: It's supposed to rain tonight, and the baseball game I'm supposed to attend with a bunch of people at work may be canceled. :(

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Bring a baseball bat to work, and start swinging. No rain indoors and you can possibly hit balls.

Problem: My cat is on fire.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Invite friends, start a BBQ.

Problem: My boobs are too big.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Eat a lot more food until they look proportional to the rest of your body.

Problem: My penis is too big.

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Slice it off!

Problem: Have to go out looking for a job, again, today.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Bring a friend with you, both wearing identical tuxedos and have him speak for you.

Problem: Quiting smoking.

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Try pot

Problem: Birds keep attacking me when I'm walking down my street. (No joke)

[jamer123]

take a shoot gun and shoot them

[Sum Yung Guy]

Jamer you are supposed to make a problem too...

Problem: jamer123

[Senesia]

Solution: Slave Collar from Fallout 3. Problem: Sum Yung Guy.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I am assuming your problem is there is only one Sum Yung Guy. Solution: Clones, plenty of them, with the ability to impregnate women just by thinking about them.

Problem: Senesia

[Wallow]

I am assuming your problem is there is only one Sum Yung Guy. Solution: Clones, plenty of them, with the ability to impregnate women just by thinking about them.

Problem: Senesia

Solution: Throw your computer out the window and take back your Ak-47's from the military so that you may wipe out its existence in senesia's name.

Problem: Laziness

[Senesia]

Solution: Throw your computer out the window and take back your Ak-47's from the military so that you may wipe out it's existence in senesia's name.

Problem: Laziness

I thought they use M16 or M4? Do you have an AK-47 SYG?

Just a comment though, I don't have a solution for Laziness.

The problem continues to be Laziness.

[Grav]

Lower your standards. That way your laziness becomes normal.

My hair is frizzy today.

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Cut it all off

Problem: Keyboard is broken

[Senesia]

Solution: Use onscreen keyboard.

Problem: Silence.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Create an explosion.

Problem: Hungry.

[Skurai]

Solution: Eat?

Problem: I'm me.

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Die

Problem: I'm cold.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Apply rubbing alcohol all over body and then light a match to yourself.

Problem: didn't get laid tonight :(

[Grav]

Solution: Die



You're supposed to give BAD advice.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I cannot reply to the above post as it breaks the rules of the thread and WW is going to be angry with you Grav.

[Wallow]

Look what you did! Now the chain is broken. There's a void...I can't respond to a problem o_O

[Senesia]

Look what you did! Now the chain is broken. There's a void...I can't respond to a problem o_O

Solution: Fixed the chain by making a something else a problem, ie, Wallow's post.

Problem: I'm not posting a problem either.

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Go crawl into a hole and nibble on your skin.

Problem: Disney

[Chruser]

Solution: Hunger strike until they change their atrocious ways.

Problem: Waking up at midnight after a half a night and day of sleep.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Watch porn.

Problem: I can't find my Zune. :(

[Skurai]

You're supposed to give BAD advice.

3rd Chain Breaker!

[Goodlookinguy]

3rd Chain Breaker!


Solution: Ban Skurai. (Wait, this is good advice, huh?)

Problem: Can't seem to get out of bed today.

[Skurai]

Solution: Drink some coffee, if that doesn't work, try some stretches, or watch one of those screaming ghost videos.

Problem:I'm being tracked for posting spam. :(

[Jessifer]

Solution: Stop posting. Period.

Problem: I have no idea how to properly apply eyeshadow...

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Paint your face black

Problem: Got up, but now what to eat, is my new dilemma.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Go stand out in the sun and absorb your nutrients as plants do.

Problem: I'm lonely.

[Skurai]

Solution: You can always hang out with me. :D

Problem: I'm almost out of Nissen super meals.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Plug yourself so they stay in your body indefinitely.

Problem: I need a haircut soon.

[Skurai]

Solution: Where a hat and go bald.

Problem: I've only got 3 hours and 32 minutes left on my cell phone.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Buy new cells phones as they run out of batteries.

Problem: I have to fly on a plane for 10 hours and 20 minutes tomorrow.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Throw your voice and yell out "HE'S GOT A BOMB!". That should make it interesting.

Problem: My four day weekend is almost up...

[Sum Yung Guy]

Solution: Don't show up for work. The next day show up and tell your boss you thought it was a five day weekend.

Problem: My brother is in Afghanistan :(

[Wallow]

Send a nuke over there

Problem: I need to buy a car

[Skurai]

Solution: here, let me help.

Problem: I'm bored.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Play tic-tac-toe with a razor and your wrist.

I have no more problems.

[Skurai]

Solution: Go on 4chan.

Problem: Why wrist hurts...

[Goodlookinguy]

Solution: Cut your wrists with a dull knife

Problem: I have to watch my 1-year-old nephew for another half-hour.

[Skurai]

Solution: Tie him to a chair.

Problem: My wrist is bleeding, and the only dull knife was rusty.

[Jessifer]

Solution: Hurry up and die.

Problem: My right arm feels funny. I can hardly lift it without having to actually put effort into it.

[Skurai]

Solution: Stop all the masterbation.

Problem: I have a computer virus that's spreading to every place I go.

[D3V]

Solution: Go to www.FBI.gov and submit the file.


Problem: Every time I post a thread with any females in it, WW goes off the deep end.

[Skurai]

Solution: stop posting pr0nz.

Problem: I sent a message to the FBI and they believe I may be a registered sex offender.

[Grav]

Solution: Become a registered sex offender. That'll throw them off.

Problem: Constipated.

[D3V]

Solution: Just like any good mathematician, work it out with a pencil.


Problem: It burns when I piss.

[Skurai]

Solution: Try using a cuetip.

Problem: I'm being yelled at by the crazy lady next door for sexually harassing her.

[JRwakebord]

Sexually harass her so that she's no longer crazy.


Problem: My xbox has red-ringed.

[D3V]

Solution: Fill the old Xbox case with plastic explosives and mail it to the Microsoft headquarters, they'll be in for a big suprise when your timelapsed package arrives ontime and delivers an explosive ovation.


Problem: Skurai makes my head want to explode.

[Skurai]

Solution: Go back in time and deliver a pill to the you which is about to for forward in time to the point in which you are the you which goes back in time and have the you from the past deliver the medicine to the you fromt he future which is the you that is you.

Problem: I'm trying to sell Candy, and don't know where to start.

[Vault Dweller]

Solution: Find your local red light district. I'm sure there's a pimp there who can take her off your hands.


Problem: The backup power supply in our computer room keeps emitting a shrill tone.

[Skurai]

Solution: Get a backup for the backup.

Problem: I miss Candy... :(

[Skurai]

Solution: Get over it, pussy! There's 1000 other hoes out there!

Problem: I don't know who I am anymore!

[HandOfHeaven]

Solution: If you take a personality test, you will find out that you are a psychotic pedofile.

Problem: Skurai keeps posting on this forum and it annoys the fuck out of me.

[Skurai]

Solution: Go crazy and join him.

Problem: I'm having trouble finding a decent personality test.