Everyones banned.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Don't post anymore your all banned. Everyone. Even if your not banned just pretend to be banned until our fallen comrades, D3V, -Spector-, and !King_Amazon! are unbanned. A few days of silence in their memory. :cry:

http://i41.tinypic.com/vf8l5k.jpg

[Wallow]

Off the record~

What happened? o_O

[Willkillforfood]

They put naked pictures of themself up. IT WAS SCURY.

[D3V]

When will their bans be lifted?

YOU CANNOT DO THIS.

[Fooli]

Okey, naked pictures... -.- emm wtf

[Thanatos]

IMO, they stay banned for 3 months.

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm definitely not posting until I'm unbanned.

[WetWired]

lies.

[!King_Amazon!]

lolwut

[Willkillforfood]

You two need to stop posting pictures of men in suggestive poses!

[WetWired]

lolwut
Making another account to post while you're banned counts as posting before you're unbanned.

[KagomJack]

:[ Why so mean?

[Jessifer]

Because KA doesn't understand the concept of "Positive Criticism". ;)

[-Spector-]

I think WKFF saved those beastiality pictures that were posted...

[!King_Amazon!]

Making another account to post while you're banned counts as posting before you're unbanned.
Think I don't know that? :P

[NonGayMan]

I don't think I've ever been banned from this site. o_O

[Willkillforfood]

They weren't saved from being splooged on, Spector. /moan

[KagomJack]

Shit, was there some FISTING involved too?

[WetWired]

Think I don't know that? :P
Apparently not :p
I'm definitely not posting until I'm unbanned.

[Willkillforfood]

When ISN'T there fisting involved, really?

[KagomJack]

You know my policies. Zelaron is a no fisting zone.

[WetWired]

Everywhere is a no fisting zone...

[KagomJack]

In England almost literally!

[D3V]

Making another account to post while you're banned counts as posting before you're unbanned.

You take these forums too srsly.

[Titusfied]

Thank God I'm finally unbanned again.

[D3V]

Uwerban2?

[WetWired]

You take these forums too srsly.
Not really. Normally, creating a new account to post while banned should result in an extention of the ban on the original account, yet this didn't happen in this case. TBH, I posted to pad my activity. KA's sarcasm was pretty obvious.

[D3V]

I know, i'm just messin with you too. We don't even have enough (edit: active) members to where we need rules at this point.

[Sum Yung Guy]

WetWired is pure rules and regulations. It's OCD.

[Jessifer]

There's nothing wrong with a little OCD.

[-Spector-]

Obsessive Cumming Disorder?

[D3V]

Obtuse Commonsense Defect

[-Spector-]

Overly Conceited Dickhead


Just kidding ;)

[Skurai]

In England almost literally!

It's sad to know they actually have to say "No Fisting Allowed" in public areas.

[-Spector-]

I liek girlz

[Titusfied]

i lUv b0yz?

[-Spector-]

i lUv b0yz?


BAN HIM AGAIN!



l

[Skurai]

I liek girlz

i lUv b0yz?

I like Kittyz! :D

[!King_Amazon!]

i like pot

[Titusfied]

Are you on the weed?

[D3V]

iS THE weed in you?

[!King_Amazon!]

Are you on the weed?
No.

I am not.

[Jessifer]

/cheer?

[!King_Amazon!]

More like /golfclap

[-Spector-]

I eat premature polar bear fetuses sometimes...

[D3V]

Any sauce?

[-Spector-]

Sweet Baby Ray's!

[Grav]

I always imagine that the eagle in ditus's signature is saying the posts. And he's disappointed in K_A for being on the weed.

[-Spector-]

Don't talk back to me.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Lunatics!

[-Spector-]

INCEST!

Er...

INSANE!

[D3V]

in the membrane.

[Jessifer]

Crazy insane, got no brain!

[JRwakebord]

I'm confused

[-Spector-]

You're confused
You're gonna lose
Shouldn't of hit snooze
Now you need some Mountain Dews

Keep postin wakeboard
Your posts won't be ignored
Confused you say?
Ignorance is bliss...


---

I have no idea why I just freestyled again.

fuck me

[JRwakebord]

No thanks, you're not my type

[Grav]

JR, do you remember the night we made love? You threw me on the bed, and as you leaned to dominate me you took the same stance as Captain Obvious. You told me that the only lover you ever needed was me. That we would never be apart. I wept as I took "Cap'n O" in my mouth, but you said it was the only way to please you. I did things for you and to you that tainted me eternally in the eyes of our Lord. I gave you everything.

Then in the morning you said you had to go to breakfast with your mom. But that was a lie. I know. Because you drove straight home. You didn't know I installed google latitude on your phone, did you?

You won't even return my calls. I know you just press the ignore button. When I'm outside your window I see you do it. I see everything you do. You pretend I don't exist. But you still kept the scarf I gave you. I know you still love me.

Did you forget what you said to me that night?

Because I remember.











I remember.

[Sum Yung Guy]

I just got a broner.

[-Spector-]

I just got a pineapple.

[Jessifer]

Ooooo, baby. Details plz.

[Lenny]

It's sad to know they actually have to say "No Fisting Allowed" in public areas.

Da fuck did you get that from?

[Jessifer]

It's probably wisest not to ask...

[D3V]

Da fuck did you get that from?

KJ's sig.

[JRwakebord]

JR, do you remember the night we made love? You threw me on the bed, and as you leaned to dominate me you took the same stance as Captain Obvious. You told me that the only lover you ever needed was me. That we would never be apart. I wept as I took "Cap'n O" in my mouth, but you said it was the only way to please you. I did things for you and to you that tainted me eternally in the eyes of our Lord. I gave you everything.

Then in the morning you said you had to go to breakfast with your mom. But that was a lie. I know. Because you drove straight home. You didn't know I installed google latitude on your phone, did you?

You won't even return my calls. I know you just press the ignore button. When I'm outside your window I see you do it. I see everything you do. You pretend I don't exist. But you still kept the scarf I gave you. I know you still love me.

Did you forget what you said to me that night?

Because I remember.











I remember.

Best. Post. Ever.

[D3V]

gay parade.

[-Spector-]

Where?!

[D3V]

Where?!

http://zelaron.com/forum/member.php?userid=1148

[-Spector-]

gg .

[JRwakebord]

I'm the Grand Marshall

[Jessifer]

Sergeant Pepper?

[Willkillforfood]

lol! That's hilarious.