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Jessifer
2008-09-17, 10:42 AM
I got home from work last night and my dad handed me my birthday present. I open it up and there was a fucking dagger (I think...it's rather long...) inside.

I love my dad.
HandOfHeaven
2008-09-17, 10:44 AM
Pix? That's pretty awesome.
-Spector-
2008-09-17, 01:37 PM
Nice!

Does it Add 1-15 damage, 100% Better Chance of Getting Magic Items and -5 to Mana?
Jessifer
2008-09-17, 01:42 PM
Something like that.

I'll post a pic when it uploads to FB.
-Spector-
2008-09-17, 01:44 PM
I'll trade you 40 P gems for it.
Wallow
2008-09-17, 04:00 PM
Tomahawk > Dagger
HandOfHeaven
2008-09-17, 04:21 PM
I think it's the Spineripper. Gull dagger is too rare...
-Spector-
2008-09-17, 04:22 PM
We need pictures to decipher!
Asamin
2008-09-17, 06:23 PM
I think it is the Ghostflame Legend Spike
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 05:33 AM
Mmkay. Grainy phone pictures ftl.
WetWired
2008-09-18, 06:28 AM
Interesting. What are you going to do with it?
HandOfHeaven
2008-09-18, 06:54 AM
Looks like a Stormspike to me.
Tuttifrutti
2008-09-18, 07:26 AM
She's gonna go shank people, what else? :P
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 07:26 AM
The general consensus is to stab my aunt.
Mantralord
2008-09-18, 07:28 AM
uhhh thats p. cool but i have something similar in d&d that can do liek 50 dmg against orcs so suck on that

*is 400 lbs*
Tuttifrutti
2008-09-18, 07:30 AM
Woot I was right! :D
!King_Amazon!
2008-09-18, 07:53 AM
I got home from work last night and my dad handed me my birthday present. I open it up and there was a fucking dagger (I think...it's rather long...) inside.

I love my dad.
What kind of asshole would get you some boring impractical gift like a dagger? It will sit around and do nothing forever. You don't live in the jungle and you're not a pirate, so I can't think of any time that you will ever need a dagger. LAME.
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 07:59 AM
Yeah, when I get attacked by pirates in the future, then we'll see who's impractical.
!King_Amazon!
2008-09-18, 08:01 AM
Say "no" to show weapons. All they show is that you're a douchebag.
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 09:08 AM
Seeing as you're the biggest douchebag I know, how many weapons to you own, exactly?
!King_Amazon!
2008-09-18, 09:12 AM
My two fists and my cock which I use to slay whores.
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 09:14 AM
How many diseases, then?
!King_Amazon!
2008-09-18, 09:43 AM
Over 9000
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 09:54 AM
That's hot.
!King_Amazon!
2008-09-18, 10:18 AM
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/paris-hilton-thats-hot.jpg
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 10:45 AM
That's not.
Wallow
2008-09-18, 01:16 PM
Against hot blondes? Or is it the stereotype that drives you
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 01:18 PM
Paris is her own STD.
-Spector-
2008-09-18, 01:24 PM
Parisiphillaides?
Jessifer
2008-09-18, 01:50 PM
Rottencuntillis.