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I was in the bar I bumped a guy and he said I spilt on him, Which I know i didnt he push's me and I pushed him. Then he grabbed on and bit my fkn ear.... Yeah he literally pulled a mike tyson. I had plastic surgery on sunday. After he bit me I lost my mind and didnt stop hitting him. He will be getting charged. I just dont understand people anymore... Why would you bite someone :mad:
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 09:29 AM
Ouch. What part of the ear did he bite? You should've stopped hitting him at a certain point, just shows you have no self-control if you continually wailed on him. Are you getting charged with anything?
Ouch. What part of the ear did he bite? You should've stopped hitting him at a certain point, just shows you have no self-control if you continually wailed on him. Are you getting charged with anything?
No dude he is getting charged.. He bit the side of the ridge so about inch down and half cemeter into ear ill post pics.. might groess you guys out. Im just tired of guys. I wanted to kill him.. Ill have to live with a fucked up ear now.
heres the after math i get the bandage off wednesday
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 09:33 AM
No reason to kill him. I'm sure if you landed a few punches and got him into the ground you could subdue him until authorities or the bouncer get to him.
No reason to kill him. I'm sure if you landed a few punches and got him into the ground you could subdue him until authorities or the bouncer get to him.
Yeah, I also lost my sandals cause the bouncers are idiots and didnt let me go get them, Which they should of.... Yeah Im going to the police station today to report him. Cause you cant have a idiot like that biting people.. He will need to learn.
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 10:03 AM
Owned, lol.
Demosthenes
2007-08-21, 10:09 AM
Owned, lol.
ROFL! I don't know why but that comment cracked me the hell up.
gruesomeBODY
2007-08-21, 10:39 AM
Damn i have been in a few bar fights, but nothing ever close to that. Hope all works out dude
Damn we're you fighting mike tyson or some shit? Looks like you got your ass beat.
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 11:19 AM
It's about time.
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 11:19 AM
I actually think he tripped while weed-whacking, and his sandals somehow kicked off to the nearest homeless person.
Ahahahaha. I seen that coming as well LOL
Wait why is this in opinion and debate? We all know he got his ass beat.
Willkillforfood
2007-08-21, 11:30 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/105000/images/_105683_ear.jpg
Willkillforfood
2007-08-21, 11:40 AM
Mm, nice and meaty ear.
Thanatos
2007-08-21, 11:42 AM
Thank you for that.
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 11:47 AM
Sick my fucking duck.
Sick my fucking duck.
Honestly I didnt get my ass beat... he has a broken nose and gash on his head. Cause i lost it totally. took 3 bouncers get me off him. He bit me thoe thats about it.
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 12:13 PM
You probably didn't do shit to him. You were probably crying like a little baby and screaming about your ear.
Assuming this even happened in a bar fight to begin with.
Assuming that is even a picture of you.
Assuming that is even a picture of you.
Heres new pic for all u faggots!!
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 12:19 PM
Heres new pic for all u faggots!!
My swollen hand after hitting him!
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 12:23 PM
GJ punching the wall a few times before taking the picture.
GJ punching the wall a few times before taking the picture.
Wow you're such a idiot.. kid.. Id destroy you ur tiny... I can show u a pic where u would get destroyed by me... i bench 320.
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 12:27 PM
All I would have to do is bite off your ear and you'd cry like a baby.
All I would have to do is bite off your ear and you'd cry like a baby.
Yeah your so tough K_A!! ha you're a clown who hides behind his comp.. :grin: But anyways I just find it weak that people bite.. Clowns would bite in a fight. :weird:
!King_Amazon!
2007-08-21, 12:29 PM
gonna hax me now
gonna hax me now
No i don't got time for childish kids. ;)
Dude your such a fag why would you put up a pic of some guy in his underwear? Damn that's gay, you need to just admit you're outta the closet. And I doubt you bench 320, or that guy in the picture benching 320, more like 120, if that.
http://members.tripod.com/~gohanworld/kaiopower.jpg
Was that picture before or after you powered up?. You're at SSJ7 right?
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 12:33 PM
Dude, I would own you all! I'm 6'5, 290, and I bench 400 lb lolz!
6'5 THAT'S IT? Damn midgetts I'm 7'7 weight 690lbs and bench 6 tons.
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 12:35 PM
OMG! You must be Allah!
No, Even better.... I'm SSJ25
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 12:37 PM
It's over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demosthenes
2007-08-21, 12:44 PM
It's over nine thousand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9003?!?!
I....I .... Feel this energy.....errruhhghhh
..
Uh oh...
Ka..................
Demosthenes
2007-08-21, 12:44 PM
Heres new pic for all u faggots!!
How can you honestly call us all faggots while making a face like that?
Me.................................!!!
..........................haaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!.
Thanatos
2007-08-21, 01:45 PM
Why do you guys go apeshit everytime The1 makes a post? How do you all fit in the area surrounding his jock? Seems like it'd be too crowded to me.
(yes that pic of him in his underwear is a major no thx. You suck for that one, The1)
-Spector-
2007-08-21, 02:01 PM
I....I .... Feel this energy.....errruhhghhh
..
Uh oh...
Ka..................
Don't cum on your screen.
@The1, that sucks you got your ear bitten dude, hope you fucked his face up pretty good. And like Thantos said... no underwear pictures k?thx.
Willkillforfood
2007-08-21, 04:48 PM
I could believe 320. My friend weighs like 170 and he benches over 360. Then again he has a larger chest than that guy in the picture.
I weigh 185 and max'd 350 before. Its not hard. Ive played hockey my whole life and work out alot. Its just funny that these ugly kids on here are jealous and cry cause they wish they were not so damn :cry: ugly...
Demosthenes
2007-08-21, 06:42 PM
No, we cry because that monstrosity you call a picture burns our retinas.
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 06:52 PM
I'm working on getting a marijuana script. I think he just gave me Glaucoma.
Willkillforfood
2007-08-21, 07:13 PM
Hahah, you'd probably like that.
HandOfHeaven
2007-08-21, 07:39 PM
More like love it. I actually think I may have Glaucoma, because sometimes I see weird shit or have blurred/black spots in the corner of my vision. (Half Serious)
Dude, I took weightlifting and football most of high school, I guarntee I could outlift you STILL in any category and I don't even lift anymore.
Willkillforfood
2007-08-22, 08:10 AM
D00d, I take steroids used on cows and inject them straight into my balls so I'm stronger than you all.
And if that doesn't work, you can always ..
p..p...P...P...POWER UP!!
Willkillforfood
2007-08-22, 08:16 AM
The1 and I ride motorcycles together.
http://dragonballarena.gamesurf.it/immagini/fiction/ssj_moto.jpg
Dude!! How'd You Get Your Hair To Look Just Like Theirs!?!?
Demosthenes
2007-08-22, 08:49 AM
D00d, I take steroids used on cows and inject them straight into my balls so I'm stronger than you all.
ROFL!
Lenny
2007-08-22, 11:49 AM
More like love it. I actually think I may have Glaucoma, because sometimes I see weird shit or have blurred/black spots in the corner of my vision. (Half Serious)
I get free eye-care because there's a history of Glaucoma in my family. :) Give me your details, and I'll see what I can do about some, ahem, medicine. :rolleyes:
Willkillforfood
2007-08-22, 11:52 AM
Lenny the pothead.
-Spector-
2007-08-22, 02:04 PM
If anyone gets perscribed Marinol here you MUST send some to me.
I have paypal, don't worry :-P
Willkillforfood
2007-08-22, 05:51 PM
Haha, geez. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day =P. You da man, Spector.
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HandOfHeaven
2007-08-23, 07:36 PM
Use pot instead.
Lenny
2009-06-25, 05:51 PM
You're making me feel old. :(
I'm glad I missed this thread the first time around. Ugh.
And for the record, even I can bench more than The1.
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