How many people have you had sex with?

[Thanatos]

Well? Be honest. This is for a study of high magnitude. I set the poll to private so you don't feel ashamed for whatever reason.

[Lenny]

I'm a Veee, meee. Naught to be ashamed of in my book. :)

[!King_Amazon!]

1+1=2 Though really, one of those hardly counts.

[kaos]

Fuck a bitch, don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch, eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble a dick.

[D3V]

Fuck a bitch, don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch, eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble a dick.

.
LOL

[HandOfHeaven]

0. I like to think of this in terms of golf. Less is more. Lenny and I have to have a playoff, so get each of us drunk in two separate strip joints, and we have to know exact time of hook-up.





Ha.

[Demosthenes]

Fuck a bitch, don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch, eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble a dick.


Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the fuck up!
Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash

[kaos]

Back hand it , pimp slap backwards n left stranded.

[Thanatos]

11 here, though I guess you could say 10, as well, since one instance was a 3some.

[klo]

3.
Kaneda, Andy, Kaneda, Dustin, Kaneda

[D3V]

You guys remember that AIDS/HIV commercial. It's like "Well you might have only had UNPROTECTED sex with one person, but they had it with 2 people, who had it with 3 other people, who all had sex with 5 or more partners, who had sex UNPROTECTED WITH 3,000,000 OTHER PEOPLE OMG!!!...


or maybe that was a Trojan commercial, not sure.

[kaos]

Daym...so much for re-usable condoms.

[gruesomeBODY]

Not ashamed here. 0, but i have a feeling that might end real soon.

edit- JRwakebord would totally dominate this thread

[RoboticSilence]

1. One.

[Thanatos]

Tell him to start posting more.

[D3V]

Daym...so much for re-usable condoms.

Lol. Chruser needs to post in here, and change that 10+ to 100+ we all know he macks the guys, er, I mean ladies.

[Thanatos]

He's dating a transvestite..

[HandOfHeaven]

How many STDs do you have? (I'm tempted to make a thread)

[D3V]

He's dating a transvestite..

No WAY

[Thanatos]

Zero. You know, you can have sex without getting STDs, yo.

[HandOfHeaven]

Oh of course, but the probability of getting one goes up with each partner.

[Slim]

Oh of course, but the probability of getting one goes up with each partner.

That's like saying your probability of death goes up each day you're alive.


One here.

[HandOfHeaven]

I agree with that statement.

[Vault Dweller]

One, and she was in a long-term relationship when we started. Does that make me a bad person?

Note: I'm currently working on #2, and she's also in a long-term relationship. Do we see a pattern here?

[Thanatos]

Home wrecker!

[Slim]

One, and she was in a long-term relationship when we started. Does that make me a bad person?

Note: I'm currently working on #2, and she's also in a long-term relationship. Do we see a pattern here?

Techincally, at least in my eyes it makes her a bad person, since they obviously aren't getting what they want in their relationship, but don't have the gall to break it off.

[!King_Amazon!]

Yeah, girl logic at it's finest there. I can't stand women who cheat on a man and then try to excuse their behavior because their relationship sucks. If it sucks so bad, get out of it, damn! They're obviously not helping it by cheating.

[Vault Dweller]

Helped me. I got laid out of it.

And to be fair, we ended up dating for about 2 years.

[gruesomeBODY]

Tell him to start posting more.
I have but he has no internet. SO it might be kinda hard. But on the brightside, he is saving up for a few things and internet is one of them,

[KagomJack]

I've had sex with eight people.

[klo]

hmm, hypocrite?
Your in a happy/bad sex (or were at a point in time) to understand this.

I wouldn't cheat or be second string...Imo its wrong. But hey, if you feel your benefiting well more power to ya.

[KagomJack]

Tell his ass to get tested. And if he won't, shank him.

[klo]

I've been tested...obviously...just had a baby. so he's clean atm

[-Spector-]

3-

1st girlfriend
2nd girlfriend -not while we were dating though, 8 months later at a party
3rd girlfriend (Currently Dating)

[khwiii]

3....

Two of which were married, but not to me.

[KagomJack]

I feel kinda dirty. I got the second/third highest number.

[kyeruu]

i'm still fresh and new, lolz.

[Slim]

I feel kinda dirty. I got the second/third highest number.

And none of them count since it was the same sex.

[JRwakebord]

Twenty seven.

[HandOfHeaven]

Do you go around saying 'I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp!'

[JRwakebord]

Occasionally. My girlfriend hates to be reminded of my number, since she was a virgin when we started dating.

[HandOfHeaven]

I wonder what the tally would be for how many times you've had sex. I doubt anyone keeps count though.

[JRwakebord]

Wouldn't even begin to guess. Some were one time things, others were long term relationships, several were occasional "I'm bored and horny let's fuck"-type things.

On a side note, I buy condoms in economy size packs to save money.

[HandOfHeaven]

Well it's good you aren't making little JRs with girls and not telling them.

[JRwakebord]

No, though one of my ex's (you may remember that girl Jen I posted about last summer) had one of the kids she babysits for call (he's 2 y/o) call me from a blocked number the other day and say "Are you my daddy?" when I answered.

I almost killed her.

[Thanatos]

Damn, the girls where you're from must be incredibly easy.

[klo]

Fuck that shit.

as far as times of having sex, I kept track with Kaneda at first...when I was at like 74 I stopped counting.

With andy it wasn't very many, can't remember the exact number, i'd guess like 9 or 10.

with dustin, it was like 3. lol.


Oh, and strangely I remember hearing about someone having a g/f named Jen a while back. hmm, weird memory.

[KagomJack]

With Craig I stopped counting at 115.

[HandOfHeaven]

That's not sex. Seriously, that is not sex. *shudders*

[klo]

The dictionary describes it as:
being penetrated by a male penis. so...yea it is i suppose. lol...i havent looked it up in like 5 yrs tho lol.

[KagomJack]

Oh yes it is. Over and over and over.

[Titusfied]

Damn, the girls where you're from must be incredibly easy.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

I'm actually on the low side with respect to my friends. I'm at 12, I've never cheated, and I've been in a relationship with 4 of them for a total of 6 years of my sex-ified life, which started a week before I turned 18. I'm 25 now, and am currently in a relationship for the past 2 years.

I've never really been into one-night stands, and when they are supposed to happen, I usually ended up dated them for like 3 weeks before it ended. Good sex, but no chemistry.

As far as the total number of times having sex? My guess would be about 2,500 at least, give or take about 500....?

[HandOfHeaven]

So when I penetrated my snow-cone last night, that was considered sex? Weird...

[Thanatos]

For me, about half of my sexual encounters have been one night stands. I still talk to all of the girls occassionaly, so I keep 'em around for potential fuck-buddies, but I'd rather be in a relationship and fuck like rabbits.

That's how it was for me and my last ex.. We had sex like everyday for 2 months, I got her pregnant, she had a miscarriage. We were together 5 months after that and only fucked once. Man, that sucked.

[JRwakebord]

Damn, the girls where you're from must be incredibly easy.


Nah, I'm just good

[HandOfHeaven]

If I had sex with every slut I met I'd easily be in the 10-15, but I don't want an STD, and it seems unfulfilling throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thank you Family Guy.

[klo]

For me, about half of my sexual encounters have been one night stands. I still talk to all of the girls occassionaly, so I keep 'em around for potential fuck-buddies, but I'd rather be in a relationship and fuck like rabbits.

That's how it was for me and my last ex.. We had sex like everyday for 2 months, I got her pregnant, she had a miscarriage. We were together 5 months after that and only fucked once. Man, that sucked.

haha, kaneda and i did it 2 sometimes 3 times a day for a long while...it gets old and then you have to TALK and stuff lol.

[HandOfHeaven]

Reminds me of a couple I used to hang out with. They would make excuses to just go fuck. It was insanely sick, sometimes being 6-7 times a day. But they are 17, so they must be pretty horny. Only complaint I had was when we went to our smoking loft and sort of 'climbed in' on them.

[Thanatos]

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Wear a condom..

[Thanatos]

Nah, I'm just good

But you're so fugly looking... eh, good job I guess?

[HandOfHeaven]

I'm not saying that it is bad, I've just saying it is kind of pathetic that you leave something that you organized just to go fuck in your car across the street. I thought they could at least wait until after, or do it beforehand. It'd be like if every time I got bored with my friends I'd go smoke a bowl.

[Thanatos]

I wasn't talking about that, yeah that's a little excessive. It just seems you're holding back because you're afraid of STDs. Wear a condom, and poof, that worry goes away. Girls get the reputation of "slut" if they fuck at a party one time or if they've screwed over 5 guys; it's easy to come by. More than likely they're as clean as you are.

[RoboticSilence]

If a guy has a lot of partners then he is a pimp, if a girl has a lot of partners she is a whore. They are just words and social constructions (also bullshit).

[Thanatos]

You're right and I think that's hilarious. It's not guys' faults though. Guys don't label girls as sluts, other girls do. They're so judgemental of their own kind, it's ridiculous.

[RoboticSilence]

Not only judgemental but also hypocritical.

[klo]

nah, i think guys that sleep around are whores too.

[D3V]

No way..


Whores get paid, guys are more-so just sluts.

[klo]

eh, slut, whore, skank= someone i don't want to touch

[HandOfHeaven]

Eh, it's more of an excuse instead of saying the fruity 'waiting for the right person' thing.

[-Spector-]

I thought I heard that condoms protect against like 70% of STDs... being that there's only like 25-30 types, thats an OK number I guess?

[!King_Amazon!]

I would think the number would be higher than that. STDs that are transmitted through fluid would be stopped by STDs. Stuff like crabs, however, wouldn't be effected.

[The1]

I screwed about 3 girls.

[Grav]

"About 3?" One you're not sure of the gender?

[Demosthenes]

Rofl!

[Silverjinx18]

Zero, Zilch, the big o...

( It wouldn't let me put 0...)

[HandOfHeaven]

Zero.

[Willkillforfood]

Mj has been with 332 women.

[HandOfHeaven]

Well of course, he is black Jesus, don't you know.

[Silverjinx18]

LOL rolf

[gruesomeBODY]

I thought I heard that condoms protect against like 70% of STDs... being that there's only like 25-30 types, thats an OK number I guess?

Im not sure if the number is right (since i dont have a condomn in front of me) but it is only like 65% effective against pregnency. Im not sure if this is true, but i def remember hearing it somewhere.

[HandOfHeaven]

You mean STDs?

Going back to The1's post. Did you fuck a cripple? About 3? So you picked and chose different parts or what?

[!King_Amazon!]

Im not sure if the number is right (since i dont have a condomn in front of me) but it is only like 65% effective against pregnency. Im not sure if this is true, but i def remember hearing it somewhere.
I've always heard 90% for pregnancy.

[gruesomeBODY]

I've always heard 90% for pregnancy.

Maybe thats the number and i just mixed it up, but i did know that it wasnt 100%

[!King_Amazon!]

Only abstinence has 100% effectiveness against pregnancy, so they say, but I think that's just propoganda.

[D3V]

My number is still at one.

[Thanatos]

So pure. ^^

Mine's now at 12. Two more since this thread was created. (One of those lasted 6 months.. and we did it often... and now she's a pill abusing whore! Woot woot)

[D3V]

Lol. I've only been with one, but we've had sex on average about 3 times a week since we've started dating. And we've almost been dating for two years now, so that's 52+(about 30)=82x3=246

And that's not counting the multiple times either per day, or per "session".. which in that case would be another x2/3 each time which technically I could say I've done it around 700 times or so.

[HandOfHeaven]

Mine is at 3.

[Mantralord]

like 40 maybe

[talentedhamster]

1 for katie

[KagomJack]

Since I last posted in this thread, I had sex with 4 more people.

[Grav]

Ewww, gay!

[talentedhamster]

man whore

[KagomJack]

I didn't charge them!

[talentedhamster]

fine. man slut.

[Atnas]

I'm a virgin haaaah. Never gone all the way, just fooled around.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

I stopped counting after 70. Not too proud of it. I've never done anything below a R-4, but I didn't really have any integrity when it came to women. I would be with multiple women at a time, cheat, lie, etc. And now I found black Jesus.

Well, okay, I'm still an Atheist.

[Thanatos]

Since I last posted in this thread, I had sex with 4 more people.


We're talking vaginal intercourse here.

- But I prefer vaginal intercourse.
- It's true. He really does.

[-Spector-]

As of last night, 5.

[JRwakebord]

But you're so fugly looking... eh, good job I guess?

Also, fuck you. I used to get laid by referral. She liked it so much she would recommend me to her friends, and so on.

My number hasn't changed because I've been dating the same girl for over 2 years now.

[HandOfHeaven]

Bump mine up to 6.

[D3V]

Bump mine to 3 =]

[Thanatos]

11 when this thread was created. 14 or 15 now.

[Wallow]

11 when this thread was created. 14 or 15 now.

Wow, do you have the Escort Service # saved on your phone?

My question to you is when did you first get laid?

[Thanatos]

My question to you is when did you first get laid?

17. Most of the chicks have been one night stands after parties or some shindig like that.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Twenty seven.

Frat boy. :D :D

I am not at liberties to say my number.
And to the ladies its 'Sum Hung Guy'

[Jessifer]

Virgin.

[Willkillforfood]

3 in my life. And jr, having sex by referral? You must run with some skanks man, lol. No offense.

[Titusfied]

Don't worry, knowing him, he won't take offense. He loves his sluttiness, and I'm just glad, and I guess surprised, that he has been able to successfully restrain himself with 1 chick. I've seen some pictures of his lovely ladies of the past, so this one must be super hot. Good work? My number hasn't changed either, being as I've been with mine now for almost 4 years and we're engaged.

[Sum Yung Guy]

It would've been a problem if you said your number has changed but you are still with this chick for 4 years.

[JRwakebord]

Frat boy. :D :D

I am not at liberties to say my number.
And to the ladies its 'Sum Hung Guy'

I've actually never been part of a frat. I have gone to their parties and used them for the collection of booty, however.

And as for my current, she's beautiful and a total sweetheart, well worth behaving for. 36Ds don't hurt either.

[KagomJack]

I demand to revote. I am now up to 16 guys.

[!King_Amazon!]

...tmi

[Willkillforfood]

One of my best friends has slept with close to 40 women. Every time he's single he adds another 2-5 to that number.

[-Spector-]

One of my best friends has slept with close to 40 women. Every time he's single he adds another 2-5 to that number.

How many STDs do they come with on the side?

[JRwakebord]

Dammit I had an opportunity yesterday to increase my number by 4 but had to say no because I'm in a relationship.

[Lenny]

By four?!

Jeez man, spread it around! :rolleyes:

Still nothing for me. Nada. Zip. Not a sausage.

[-Spector-]

Rape Lenny, Rape.

It's the answer to all of your problems.

[JRwakebord]

Yah I had two friends of mine offer me a threesome if I get them the new Gucci fragrance. I then told another of my friends that story and she offered to do it for free with one of her friends. WTF.

[D3V]

Dammit I had an opportunity yesterday to increase my number by 4 but had to say no because I'm in a relationship.

So that's the running rate these days for trailer park girls?

[JRwakebord]

Rape Lenny, Rape.

It's the answer to all of your problems.

It's not rape, it's assault with a friendly weapon.




And also, college girls, not trailer park girls. The trashiest of all LOL.

[D3V]

College girls just want to have babies, that's it. They realize their life would be more enjoyable if they could ruin somebody elses for the next 18 years.

[Lenny]

No, surprise sex.

I figure that if I jump out and shout "Surprise!", it's OK.

[Willkillforfood]

Haha, I don't believe he has any. Although one could deduce that he probably at least has HPV, as a LOT of people do.

[Willkillforfood]

I saw the picture of this event

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/215671_main.jpg