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HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 10:28 AM
This one guy told me that if I shaved my nuts I'd have a boosted libido. What the fuck?

Vault Dweller
2007-07-31, 10:36 AM
If you shave your nuts, you wind up with itchy, razorburned nuts. If that's what makes you hard, then by all means, go for it. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 10:38 AM
Well, I have done it before and I felt free like an eagle. But I did not know that it did that. Maybe I should shave all my body hair.

Vault Dweller
2007-07-31, 10:43 AM
I've heard that if you shave your armpits, you have fewer problems with excessive pit sweat. I guess I believe it, but don't plan on testing the theory anytime soon.

HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 10:44 AM
Don't try shaving your ass then...

Lenny
2007-07-31, 11:03 AM
I remember someone posted about that a couple of years ago... some fella tried it and suffered weeks of sweaty arse-cheeks rubbing against each other.

Thanatos
2007-07-31, 11:04 AM
I'm proud to be hairy. I've had a happy trail since I was in 8th grade, no joke.

HAIR = MAN.

klo
2007-07-31, 12:11 PM
Probably kaneda haha, he's hairy :/. so is austyn :/:/.

I shave my armpits and I don't sweat excessively. :)

Thanatos
2007-07-31, 01:29 PM
What else do you shave, baby?

(sorry.. couldn't resist - IM BORED DAMNIT)

HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 02:22 PM
I shaved my hairy economy size package today.

klo
2007-07-31, 04:20 PM
haha, im considering waxing...

D3V
2007-07-31, 04:21 PM
Put some nair down there.

!King_Amazon!
2007-07-31, 04:22 PM
Chemical burns on the crotch rock.

kaos
2007-07-31, 04:46 PM
Shave your nuts and rub calamine lotion in a smooth counter-clockwise manner. It'll all work out eventually.

HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 04:46 PM
Mhmmm.

D3V
2007-07-31, 05:30 PM
Chemical burns on the crotch rock.

Haha, I guess you've experienced it first hand? You can shave down there, just be careful about it, use a women's leg shaver and you won't get rash.

!King_Amazon!
2007-07-31, 05:34 PM
No, but I can imagine it would suck.

WetWired
2007-07-31, 06:05 PM
Actually, the complaint was about the sandpaper-texture from the stubble, IIRC.

Shaving areas that rub or bear weight=lasting pain; I'd much rather go with the temporary pain of waxing.

timmay1113
2007-07-31, 08:04 PM
Only porn stars and perhaps some women should feel the need to shave their genitals. nuff said. Trimming should probably be mandatory though.

HandOfHeaven
2007-07-31, 08:35 PM
I feel cleaner than shit and I shave my nuts. It makes me feel masculine.

timmay1113
2007-07-31, 10:40 PM
because you think your dick looks bigger lolz

Vollstrecker
2007-08-01, 01:33 AM
You guys are carebears, there should have been at least 1 post telling everyone to post pictures of their naughty bits.

Thanatos
2007-08-01, 08:48 AM
I disagree wholeheartedly with your assesment of the situation. No balls plaz.

Vault Dweller
2007-08-01, 11:13 AM
I second that.

HandOfHeaven
2007-08-01, 12:03 PM
If I had a camera. I actually shaved a maze, it's really quite neat!

Vollstrecker
2007-08-01, 04:17 PM
I disagree wholeheartedly with your assesment of the situation. No balls plaz.

lol

Maybe I lurk other forums a bit too often, that kind of thing would be the first 5 replies.

Thanatos
2007-08-01, 04:33 PM
What kinds of forums are you visiting, man?? o_O

Vollstrecker
2007-08-01, 06:51 PM
1st and 2nd rules prohibit me from informing you, sir.

timmay1113
2007-08-01, 07:22 PM
I think bentllama/wailyn would of been more than happy to fulfull your request for some twig and berries on the PD forums.

Vollstrecker
2007-08-01, 09:28 PM
lol

I wasn't actually requesting, just making a comment on how mild this forum is. :)

WetWired
2007-08-01, 09:31 PM
Safe for work=entertainment at work.

Vollstrecker
2007-08-01, 09:33 PM
Quite true, but it was also a comment I couldn't resist. ;)

HandOfHeaven
2007-08-01, 09:35 PM
I like being irresistable to men.

timmay1113
2007-08-01, 11:57 PM
It explains so much.

kaos
2007-08-02, 12:01 AM
Wow, that kills the time I gave my balls a 2o'clock shadow :(.

Vollstrecker
2007-08-02, 05:55 PM
I like being irresistable to men.

Color me shocked.

HandOfHeaven
2007-08-02, 07:24 PM
Color me badd (worst boy band ever).

I like to see myself as a David Beckham, only for men.