View Full Version : Roids, Sperm Count, Babies, Staffocracy - Next up, the failings of the common youth!
gruesomeBODY
2007-06-29, 07:24 AM
I knew a guy in HS who was going to ohio for football and was taking roids. He got massive, but wasnt able to preform with the girls if u know what i mean.
Yea, it affects you down there.
I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/
HandOfHeaven
2007-06-29, 08:31 AM
It doesn't make them 'stupid', but it does reduce your sperm count.
Yea, it affects you down there.
I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/
AHAHAHAH
timmay1113
2007-06-29, 03:38 PM
its kinda like mountain dew where it "reduces" your sperm count but I'm pretty sure killing a few thousand won't matter at a young age.
Lenny
2007-06-29, 05:25 PM
A popular drink that reduces sperm count? :confused: How strange.
Vollstrecker
2007-06-29, 06:31 PM
A popular drink that reduces sperm count? :confused: How strange.
I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.
Edit: From Wikipedia; "Nevertheless, Mountain Dew contains tartrazine (“FD&C Yellow No. 5” in the US), which could lead to allergic reactions in some people. This has also led to a false urban legend that the Yellow No. 5 in Mountain Dew reduces the sperm count of male drinkers."
Willkillforfood
2007-06-29, 07:42 PM
Yea, it affects you down there.
I used to think mary j made the sperm "stupid" (infertile) i guess, because that's what they told us in HS...I still got pgt. :/
Who told you that? Kaneda prolly did trying to get out of wearing a condom.
Vault Dweller
2007-06-30, 08:04 PM
Believe me kids, copious amounts of Mt. Dew and marijuana do not substitute for birth control. Learned that one the bad way.
For that matter, sometimes birth control doesn't substitute for birth control. Lousy 1% chance...
You have children?
I don't remember who told me that, but it wasn't Kaneda. We had done it for like 3 years with no protection, and that weekend we smoked a LOT (just useless info) and I wasn't really worried about it, until the next week when i was feeling weird at work and my friend told me that she was like that when she was pgt...ahh.
That's crazy, someone forgot to pull out :(
KagomJack
2007-07-02, 02:50 PM
I always "forget."
No, he did pull out....the first time...eek.
Ah shit, that's making me scared now, :P ima have to be more careful with my girlfriend then :-\
Thanatos
2007-07-02, 03:18 PM
Do not rely on pulling out as an effective method. I got my EX pregnant that way man.. she had a miscarriage, though. I was almost a father. Ahh!
Vault Dweller
2007-07-02, 03:36 PM
Same here. She lost it early on, but those few weeks kind of shifted my perceptions on everything.
Wow, after I got used to the idea of having a baby, i was soooo afraid of micarrying (sp?) and then after I was farther along, worried about her cord being wrapped around her neck (which it was but I only pushed for like 15 mins before she was out and it didn't cause any problems).
Vault Dweller
2007-07-02, 03:41 PM
It was one of those things that made me realize that I'm barely responsible enough to take care of myself. And I'm selfish. Probably why I'm single now.
Yea, and it's crazy my girlfriend is already talking about wanting kids, which is cool with me but I'm definately not far enough in life to where i'd actually want to have kids, financially and maturity wise, but eventually in a few years i'm sure they'll be sprouting up all around. ugh, must be hard being young and a parent.
Vault Dweller
2007-07-02, 04:07 PM
My buddy's wife just had their first, and my other friend's wife is about 5 months along. Of course, we're all in our mid to late 20's, so, in theory, it's a logical time to have kids, I guess. The thought still terrifies me.
Titusfied
2007-07-02, 04:37 PM
It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....
Vollstrecker
2007-07-02, 04:40 PM
It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....
Pretty much how Abby and I are operating, except we're like 2 years younger.
Titusfied
2007-07-02, 04:41 PM
Man, in a few years, half of Zelaron could be daddy's.... OMFG.........
It terrifies me too. My girl and I talk about marriage and kids all the time, but we both are on the same page that we want to wait another few years. I'm 26 and she's 25, so late 20's is what we're thinking. Still scary though....
Yeah, even worse though I'm 19 and she's 17, and she's got another year of hs left... Ugh, but i'm cool with it maybe when I'm 22-23, I figure i'll be done partying by then .. hopefully
HAHAHAHA. Kaneda's 22, and I just turned 19. He goes back and fourth with what he wants. Most the time he's happy with me and the baby...but when people say shit like "man, it sucks that you have to do ...(this that or the other)... I love being single, I do whatever I want." And then his selfish side kicks in and he wants everything he wants for a while then goes back to wanting nothing but me and the baby. Me on the other hand, am always thinking of ways to keep moving forward.
Oh, and i got pgt when i was 17. I graduated when i was 16 though so I already had a ft job etc.
I think a benefit of having children young is that I will still be young when she starts pulling off shit like I used to. I would literally walk into the house, say goodnight and then climb out my window...my parents never knew and I did it A LOT.
!King_Amazon!
2007-07-03, 03:07 PM
It's a wonder you turned out so good, Klo.
Yeah i'm sure alot of us can realate to that.....
KagomJack
2007-07-03, 04:09 PM
Better your late 20's than late 30's like my mom did.
Having children young seems to run in both families, so i'm sure it's bound to happen..... and i'm supposing it'll be on accident haha, ruh roh.
Vault Dweller
2007-07-03, 08:25 PM
I definitely agree that this is a logical time in life to be having kids and whatnot. It just freaks me the fuck out that I've reached this age.
KagomJack
2007-07-03, 09:56 PM
Just means you're human after all.
I'm sure that if you had a child/children you'd have a different outlook. I never IMAGINED having a baby, and now she's everything. Its awesome :). She's close to walking already!!! :) :). oh, and last week she said "dada" *ugh* but she also says 'hi' and is working on sylables.
That's great, I really like kids, I just don't really want the responsibility JUST YET, I mean I know i'm not going to be limited to watching the baby 24/7 because I definately have some relatives that'll throw down and watch him/her on a saturday night every once in a while, which would be nice, but i'm sure my child will eventually grow on me, ... i'm sure when the time is right everything will seem to fall into place.
osmoses-jones
2007-07-05, 03:45 PM
I always "forget."
Omg could it be kagom become straight. Is she so hot that made you forget all this crazy shit you were on.
Willkillforfood
2007-07-05, 04:46 PM
Wow, so some people in this world think "pulling out" works? Ever hear of precum? Did you know it has a higher concentration of sperm than the actual ejaculant itself? Learn2sexed.
Birth control FTW, forgot about that totally.
Willkillforfood
2007-07-12, 12:06 AM
Get the shot. It isn't affected by antibiotics. Works like a charm ;).
Titusfied
2007-07-12, 10:48 AM
Can we close this thread?
KagomJack
2007-07-13, 01:34 PM
What the hell are you even talking about?
And yeah, this thread should probably be closed.
!King_Amazon!
2007-07-13, 01:36 PM
People are still posting in it, I see no reason to close it, unless some other staff disagrees with me.
I love how you say "staff" and not "someone else" haha
!King_Amazon!
2007-07-13, 02:14 PM
I love how you say "staff" and not "someone else" haha
That's because it's the staff's decision when a thread is closed, not the members. If it were up to the members, we'd give you the option to close threads.
Can you? No. That's why I said staff.
Isn't the staff supposed to look (and honor if need be) at the members' opinions?
Lenny
2007-07-13, 02:55 PM
No way, they get to break the rules whenever they please, that's why they're the "Staff" We don't get opinions,
Of course you don't get opinions! We're a Staffocracy here, damnit! :rolleyes:
EDIT: Thar we go. Something to keep both parties happy! :p
!King_Amazon!
2007-07-13, 03:57 PM
Isn't the staff supposed to look (and honor if need be) at the members' opinions?
As your post was the only one that wasn't just bitching and moaning, it gets a reply. D3v's and Thanatos' get trashed.
Yes, Klo, it is our job to listen to what the members want and do as they want when the need arises. But, the members do NOT get the final call, and they will NOT tell staff what should be done, nor will they be dumb (like Thanatos and D3v) when they don't get their way.
As I said(In reply to the members' wishes,) I see no reason why this thread needs to be closed, as people are still posting in it. Take that as a "no." A "no" which will only be changed by another staff.
Now that that issue is settled...
I'm tired of seeing complaining and bitching and moaning without people offering some sort of solution to the problem that they are complaining/bitching/moaning about. Now, in your case, you didn't like what I was doing, but you actually asked that something be clarified, and you got your way, as would D3v and Thanatos had they acted less childish. If something isn't clear to you, ask for clarification. If you don't like something, offer an alternative.
Everyone seems to have a lot to complain about lately but nobody is going through the right channels to remedy their problems, rather they decide to make their problems worse by doing what D3v and Thanatos did.
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