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[Vault Dweller]

If you were buried up to your neck in shit, and somebody puked at your face...would you duck?

[Grav]

Turn head!

[!King_Amazon!]

Don't think you'd be able to. But if so, no. Turn head, like Grav said.

Just the same, if you COULD duck, you could probably just get out. So get out, if you can.

[Vault Dweller]

Wasn't really looking for an answer, but that's the best one I've heard. Most people go with "yes" or "no," or they ask numerous questions about the consistency or the origin of said puke and/or shit.
I guess this is supposed to be one of those zen reflection questions. "If a tree falls in the forest..."

[slaynish]

I... Think I would just take it.

[Mantralord]

Don't puke on me while I'm exfoliating my skin with cow shit.

[Vault Dweller]

So...you're saying you'd duck?

[Titusfied]

I would eat the puke. Hopefully there is some nutritional content in there, and since I'm up to my neck in shit, that would be my best bet to stay alive.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't know about you Titus, but if I was up to my neck in shit, the last thing on my mind would be how I need some nutrition, and that eating some barf that's flying at my face could give me that.

I think I'd be more like "WTF IS GOING ON HERE MATE." Picture time!

[!King_Amazon!]

Had to add this, as well.

[slaynish]

LOL
looks like somebody was bored at work :P!

I asked a girl i know this question, and she said duck.

[WetWired]

ROFLMAO
:grin:

[JoshTheftAuto]

Well, if you decided to eat the puke it must've been on top of the shit? Can anyone say deadly disease?

[Titusfied]

No, direct consumption from mouth to mouth.

[!King_Amazon!]

I think the answer here is to not duck, because most likely, when you come back up from ducking, you'd get the puke on you anyway. Turn head if possible, but if not, just take it in the face.

[Titusfied]

No. Eat it. Nutrients.

[Grav]

I havent stopped laughing for seven minutes

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm considering making that a new trademark of mine. Random "Picture time!" followed by a picture made by me. Oh yeah!

[slaynish]

That would make you.. Randomly gay.:)

[Thanatos]

Surprisingly, I agree.

[slaynish]

Surprisingly, I agree.


Ohh well dont you just look cute huh

[Thanatos]

....

Not really?

[Titusfied]

He's randomly gay all the time. So I guess that makes him... gay?

[Thanatos]

I suppose you're right. I always knew there was something funny about him.

[!King_Amazon!]

Surprisingly, I agree.
OMG SLAYNISH AND THANATOS ARE BUTT BUDDIES LOLZ

THANATOS GET OFF SLAYNISHES COCK ROFLMAOIRLTTYLlol

[Willkillforfood]

What is the source of said shit? Is it like cow shit, human shit, or what?

[Vault Dweller]

Does it make that much of a difference? It's shit. Fully digested food. Enough to be buried up to your neck in. Would you prefer cow shit? Your own shit? Your friend's shit? It's really up to you. The consistency and origin of the vomit are also up to you. Enjoy.

[Titusfied]

As long as the person just funneled like 12 beers, and was immediately throwing up in my mouth and it was still cold, I'm in for the vomit. It tastes so good once it hits your lips.

[Willkillforfood]

Does it make that much of a difference? It's shit. Fully digested food. Enough to be buried up to your neck in. Would you prefer cow shit? Your own shit? Your friend's shit? It's really up to you. The consistency and origin of the vomit are also up to you. Enjoy.

If it's my own fresh shit than the chances of me catching a communicable disease like hepatitis is much slimmer.

[Thanatos]

That's pretty sad, man.

[D3V]

Ohh well dont you just look cute huh


#21 on the list, keep em coming.

[Willkillforfood]

#21 on the list, keep em coming.

Your hit list?

[Vault Dweller]

If it's my own fresh shit than the chances of me catching a communicable disease like hepatitis is much slimmer.

As long as the person just funneled like 12 beers, and was immediately throwing up in my mouth and it was still cold, I'm in for the vomit. It tastes so good once it hits your lips.

You see, this is one of the beautiful things about this question. You end up with an amazing spectrum of responses, from carefully deliberated, logical concerns, to...well...quite frankly...What the Fuck?!