Paris Hilton Back to Jail to Serve 45 Days; Appeals

[Willkillforfood]

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070608:paris_hilton__ER:697 62;_ylt=ArcSxPk33TXCMCIN7dypfF76o9EF

I, for one, would like to say "owned". She was just going to have to serve 23 days and now she has to serve 45 =D.

[Thanatos]

You could just have posted in my thread about this whole ordeal. Other than that:

HAHAHAHA. What a stupid, spoiled, deserving bitch. Crying and screaming for her mommy? What a joke. This is the real world, honey. When you do the crime, be prepared to do the time. Good stuff!

[!King_Amazon!]

Hahaha, owned.

[slaynish]

Funny you should say that.

[Thanatos]

What did I say that was so funny?

[slaynish]

Hah I was joking but you said "when you do the crime, be prepared to do the time"

[Thanatos]

I got arrested once and yeah, I complied with whatever I had to do. It was a bitch, but I was at least responsible for my actions. Paris Hilton? No, not so much.

[Sovereign]

lolol "ITS NOT RIGHT"

I can imagine her parents telling the judge ILL END YOU or some equally stupid shit.

Hehehehe.

[slaynish]

What did you get arrested for?

I was saying, you smoke a whole lot.. So you should be prepared to do the time...

[Sovereign]

Jizmo is not paris hilton. More talking about the whorebag being sent to jailzor.

[KagomJack]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8751/parisjf4.jpg
I cannot claim this picture, it was posted at Peta-sucks.

[WetWired]

Yeah, but if he had, I wouldn't have read it, or posted.

[Titusfied]

That's fucking great. I mean, she'll serve 45 days, or whatever, then go back to her great life with all the money in the world. What's the big fucking deal? It's not like its years or anything. Dumb spoiled bitch.

[Willkillforfood]

Tomorrow's headline:

"Paris Hilton Shanked Oz Style!"

[!King_Amazon!]

She's in isolation, away from the rest of the prisoners.

And I'm very thankful for that, that's all we need is for her to get killed in jail, we'd never hear the end of that.

[Sovereign]

She's in isolation, away from the rest of the prisoners.

And I'm very thankful for that, that's all we need is for her to get killed in jail, we'd never hear the end of that.


"Prison guard bribed by inmates...."


Haha that'd be even worse.

[osmoses-jones]

someday i wanna ask her.

me: do you wanna be a rappper?
paris: yah.
me: talk to the mic *point at his dig*

[slaynish]

what the fuck did you just say?

[Sovereign]

He wants her to suck his dick.

Or that's what I got

[slaynish]

What's a dig...?

[Grav]

You're too young to understand.

[Willkillforfood]

You have many drinks to spit in before you'll get that one I guess?

[Thanatos]

What did you get arrested for?

I was saying, you smoke a whole lot.. So you should be prepared to do the time...

Posession of marijuana. It was only 2 grams, though. The cop was a major asshole. I mean, come on.. it's 2:00 in the morning.. I'm just trying to go home (I was completely sober) and he searches my car and finds my 2 fucking grams and arrests me.

I got 80 hours of community service, and 12 weeks of this drug awareness class. And, yeah, I did everything that was required of me and now it's off my record.

[slaynish]

Wow. Where do you live? That's pretty bullshit.

A guy I know is a pretty big dealer in my city. The cops all know it, he gets pulled over ALL the time with that amount and never gets anything for it. They just send him home. They are trying to bust him with a huge amount so they can put him away for a while. A few grams to an ounce won't get the job done.

He travels with pounds, they can get him with trafficking and i think thats what they are trying to do. Haven't got him yet though.. He has multiple offenses for this kinda stuff so once he gets caught again he's pretty much fucked.

[Thanatos]

I live in Indiana.

It was my very first offense and my first run-in with the cops. This whole ordeal cost me probably $3000-$3500 out of my own pocket. FOR 2 GRAMS OF A PLANT THAT GROWS IN THE GROUND. Dumb. =(

[Lenny]

That was rather harsh... at least it's not on your record, though.

[HandOfHeaven]

Honestly, that is real harsh. Here in MN, if you have under an ounce and a half (42 grams) you get a tiny fine, and possibly drug classes.
At least you didn't have separate bags. I had a friend who had two halves in his car and got busted with intent to sell. Kind of sucks when one of the halves had less than a bowls worth in it.

[Sovereign]

Was that just in fines or did they make you pay fo rthe classes on top of that?

[Thanatos]

They made me pay for each individual class. I didn't have health insurance at the time and I had to pay $120 a WEEK to go to these classes taught by some dumb, crazy bitch that didn't know what she was talking about.

Plus that total sum includes my lawyer, getting bailed out of jail, getting my car out from the inpound lot, court fines, those classes, and probation fees. It's crap, really. =\

[Titusfied]

That sucks man. Been there, done that.

[!King_Amazon!]

I wasn't stupid enough to ever get caught by the police.

[Thanatos]

You're stupid if you think you're being so safe to where you can never get caught.

You're always liable to get caught.

[Titusfied]

Seriously, it has nothing to do with being stupid. It has a lot to do with dumb luck, although for some people I'm sure stupidity is a factor.

[!King_Amazon!]

Being smart about what you're doing greatly reduces your chances of getting caught.

Being stupid greatly increases your chances of getting caught.

[Thanatos]

It may reduce your chances, yeah, but there's still the potential of getting busted. You're never 100% safe.

[Willkillforfood]

Just don't do the drugs and you're good, right?

[slaynish]

Exactly.

When i do it, rarely, its not like I do it because i want to act like a retarded 15 year old who is high.

I get high and sit there in bed, and play video games. Then sleep.

[Titusfied]

Yeah, funny how that works. Not doing anything illegal ends up leading to not having to worry about getting busted. Life has been great for the last 4 years because of it. :)