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[slaynish]

So, since I'm in the 5k+ club, do i get like a lap dance from the Forum Slut?

[Dar_Win]

I said congrats to you in the video thread, but congratulations again.


Yeah, where is Chruser?

[slaynish]

Haha.
I was thinking Klo, but Chruser does the deed just as well if not better ^_^.

[klo]

most likely better. im not a lap dancer....maybe a speaker dancer, but not a lap dancer lmao.

[Thanatos]

Chruser's handing out lap dances again? Jesus, I thought somebody enrolled him in rehab already?

[Dar_Win]

Mantra was supposed to drive him there. They got a little sidetracked....

[slaynish]

Damn, Mantra is a lunatic.

[klo]

hahahaha

ha

[Dar_Win]

No wonder they both have been so inactive recently.

[slaynish]

Hah. It all comes together.

[Dar_Win]

He's going to write "A trip to Chrusers house part 2".

[slaynish]

ROFL.

Some fat chick that likes me just said my girl wasnt 'that pretty'.

I just explained that I love her and thats something she'll never feel from me or any sane guy.

[Dar_Win]

Why would you be so mean to kyeruu?

[Thanatos]

LMAO. I actually laughed out loud.

Nice.

[slaynish]

ROFL I did as well.

Now she says that she has done more (with guys im assuming) than I have. She is in 8th grade.

That is very disgusting for me to think about.

http://a235.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_62cab7b01a1bfdf547d1461172339642.jpg

[klo]

Ok, come K_A, make fun of her!!! Geez...

[Lenny]

Gods, put it away!

[slaynish]

I KNOW.

Its pretty nasty.

LMAO she said she has fucked 5 guys

I told her those 5 guys needed to kill themselves.

[klo]

Its bs. I mean, honosly, maybe she should get started early so the guys don't know that they could be sleeping with pretty girls...do it when they don't care about selection. lol.

[khwiii]

Hmm.. there is a joke here... about starting early.... having a kid.. something.

Lemme think about this and get back with you.

[slaynish]

Damn, you're all over the place, khwiii.

[klo]

Alright lol. I started early, but it could have been worse. AND I am taking care of my baby lol. my lil brother said theres a girl in one of his classes (hes a sophmore) that is pgt and she shakes her stomach to "wake up her baby" DUMBASS

[slaynish]

I know, your method was to stab your stomach to wake it up, right?

[klo]

haha. na, i would rub the left side where her feet were and she'd start moving. or i would just drink something cold.

[khwiii]

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, stab a baby.

[slaynish]

I.... wont..?

Is there something you need to share?

[Willkillforfood]

Kaneda wakes up in the morning to a nice toasty glass of pure grade A breast milk.

[Sovereign]

Hurry on up to the 15k club.

[slaynish]

Fuck that.

I joined before you, and you have 3x more posts as me.

[Dar_Win]

Now she says that she has done more (with guys im assuming) than I have. She is in 8th grade.

Well I would sure hope she's done more with guys than you have. :weird:

[slaynish]

Well, if you read in the other thread about K_A and I.

[Thanatos]

http://a235.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_62cab7b01a1bfdf547d1461172339642.jpg

AHHHH. She looks like the kinda girl that would steal your lunch money and not feel sorry for it.

Man she's angry.. and she looks hungry. Watch out slaynish.

[slaynish]

Yea dude lol she was in my plant science class and theres this fat kid named zack churchill, well anyways they were flirting and I was like "ohh somebody wants churchills nuts" and she was like "ew that would be like liking you"

:(
I felt bad because i got dissed by a fattie.

:(
its ok my girlfriend is not fattie :)

[Thanatos]

HAHA. Fatties are entitled to their own burns sometimes. Just ask WillKill.

[slaynish]

Rofl.

Damn. I would get lost in there.

[MightyJoe]

Grats on the big 5,000 which is prolly at 5,100 by now.

[slaynish]

I'm posting the shit out of Zelaron lately.

I love summer.

Wake up(5:45), Work out(6:30), Come home(9~), Zel(9-5)

It's like my job to post here.

[MightyJoe]

If only it paid more...

[Thanatos]

So why'd slaynish get temp banned?

[khwiii]

Hmph did he make K_A mad too?

[Dar_Win]

Posting a gay picture in the K_A and klo fight thread.

[khwiii]

Is that really why?

[Dar_Win]

Go look for yourself.

[Thanatos]

He got temp banned for that? Man, you can't do a damn thing around here without being banned. Ever hear of a warning, fucktards?

[khwiii]

I'd reply, but I fear being banned.

[!King_Amazon!]

Just for the record, I wasn't the one that banned him, WW was.

I would not ban him for that, I actually loved the idea, and was going to do it myself but slaynish said he wanted to do it.

[khwiii]

WW is a Nazi computer.

Someone pour some water on his mobo.

[ailis]

WHO GOT BANND??
omg i am still loser!!!!!

[khwiii]

Obviously.

[klo]

I didn't know anyone got banned either :(

[ailis]

do U want 2 be a loser with me klo:):)<3

[Dar_Win]

Kyeruu is trying to get with klo. :haha:

Kaneda's competition is with a 14 year old loser.:grin:

[ailis]

WTF :( just cuz it says i am a lozer doesnt mean i am!@:(

and I ALREADY SAID I LIKED THANATOS

[Dar_Win]

No denial, it's him. BAN!

[ailis]

huh???????////////////

[!King_Amazon!]

No denial, it's him. BAN!
I'm not gonna ban him, YOU ban him! He'll come back and haunt me if I do it.

[ailis]

noILL HAX U THO:) omg mr king amazong u are so nice:))

[Dar_Win]

I can't ban him! I'd like to see you try and "HAX" me.

[ailis]

lol U DONT WANT THAT TRUST ME..L IF I CAN HAX ZELLY RON U KNO I CAN DO U EAZY ur lil fire wall is gay:) i kno itspaswords:)

[Lenny]

He'll come back and haunt you?

[!King_Amazon!]

He'll come back and haunt you?
Or hax me, either one.

[Dar_Win]

I'll be impressed if you can get into Zelaron.

I'll paypal you $50 if you can get into my machine.

[khwiii]

Oviously he won't need you to paypal him if he can get into your machine, he'll do it himself!

[ailis]

Lennie I Know How To Haxx I Know Ur Name Is Lendrum..

[Lenny]

Oh well done!

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?p=586218&highlight=Lendrum#post586218

Asshat.

[Jessifer]

I'm rather shocked that there are no jokes about me in this thread. :weird:

[ailis]

OK y would I care if i had ur 50 dollhairs if i got in ur machine i would have ur CC numbers and i dont care about money if i have thanatos

and LENNY!! UR ABOUT TO GET HAXXD OK? SO JUST SHUT UP PLEE

[ailis]

O SHUT UP u dont matter enogh iunlless u wanna be a loser:)

[Lenny]

You've not been active enough over the past couple of days, sadly.

But if you really want a couple of jokes about you...

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and LENNY!! UR ABOUT TO GET HAXXD OK? SO JUST SHUT UP PLEE


A-ha. Ahahaha. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

At least you spelt "Lenny" right this time. :)

[ailis]

ooo I SEE UR SCARED NOW U R SIDING WITH ME LENNIEEEmasta lendrum

[Jessifer]

A valid point. However, there haven't been many threads around to interest me.

Id est, you're all boring me...again. For shame. :(

[khwiii]

Whore... Big lipped bitch... bad mother... pot smoker....

Make you feel better?

SHit... NVM.. that's klo

[ailis]

LOL that was funnie im glad u dont make fun of me!!`~~``

[Thanatos]

and i dont care about money if i have thanatos

Wouldn't be the first time I've heard that.

[ailis]

LOL who says that i would porssibly kick THERE TITS IN!! I
ILL TEAR THERE TITS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THEM

[Lenny]

You're actually quite coherent tonight. Everything OK, Sparky? Sure you're not ill?