Canada is a country now.

[Mantralord]

terribly slorry

[Sovereign]

WTF> When did this happen

[!King_Amazon!]

Wrong forum.

[Sovereign]

Oops V_V

[JRwakebord]

Canada is just a big empty 51st state with no rights.

[KagomJack]

At least Canada doesn't have dead pussy in its grates.

[Sovereign]

Dead pussy (Cats?) in grates?

[wilma]

Canada rox your sox! But then takes it back because we don't want to offend anybody.

Hurray for hockey, health care, education, maple syrop, and beer!

[talentedhamster]

no it was a false alarm

[Lenny]

These poor American fools, not knowing the benefits of free healthcare.

[Thanatos]

I heard somewhere that our health care is the worst out of all 1st world countries.

That's sad.

[Lenny]

To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. You've all got private healthcare.

Saying that, though, for all the good the NHS does, it's still awful... and the bugger is free (well, it comes out of our taxes, but, still).

[KagomJack]

Eh, our government would find a way to fuck up free healthcare. I'm sure of it.

[JRwakebord]

They'd make it available through church membership or some shit like that, knowing the current administration.

[Slyvr]

What makes Canada a country...PurePwnage!
I was on a forum for starcraft and talked to some canadian noob who talked EXACTLY like that guy from PurePwnage...I think there must be some kinda cult...

[!King_Amazon!]

The benefits of free health care are higher taxes and shitty doctors. No thanks.

[wilma]

What's PurePwnage?

[Slyvr]

0.o I thought this was the darkhole of the internet? PurePwnage = biggest group of counter strike dorks in canada. www.purepwnage.com

[Lenny]

What a daft design for a site.

They've more or less alienated everyone with a monitor resolution below 1152x864... they could have at least set it up so that it stretches or shrinks depending on your browser window size.

[wilma]

By the way Lenny, thanks for the country. We enjoy it greatly. You're welcome to come visit any time.

[Lenny]

:confused:

England gave the world Canada?

Well I never knew that.

[KagomJack]

And England gave the world America('s original 13 colonies).

Are you happy now?

[Lenny]

I know we gave the world America, that's common knowledge.

I just didn't know about Canada.

And if WWI hadn't happened, we'd still be the Super Power we were... ish. :)

[slaynish]

lol we kicked ur asses in the revolutionary war and we would do it again if we duked it out now son

america..fuck yeah

[WetWired]

Didn't you know? Your dear old queen is also Canada's dear old queen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Canada

[wilma]

I just didn't know about Canada.

1837 rebellions? 1867 Confederation? 1931 Statute of Westminster?

I mean, it's boring and not as interesting as war but you should at least have some idea.

lol we kicked ur asses in the revolutionary war and we would do it again if we duked it out now son

Yourself, the French and Spanish beat the British.

[Lenny]

What? We were finally beaten by the French?!

Bastards!

[wilma]

Doesn't happen often, but when it does, it sure is embarassing.

[Sovereign]

Shoulda set fire frances grape supply. Any war would be over in days.

[Lenny]

That's a question... do grapes actually burn that well?

[Slyvr]

if they're covered in gasoline...maybe

[Lenny]

For some reason I don't think the English army had petrol in dayyes of olde.

[Sovereign]

I'm sure they had oil. And plants burn.

[Lenny]

Hmmm... if we had any grapes in the house then I'd try burning one straight off, and then dip one in the oil lamp and then burn it.

[Atnas]

Hmmm... if we had any grapes in the house then I'd try burning one straight off, and then dip one in the oil lamp and then burn it.

Pryo!

[JRwakebord]

I know we gave the world America, that's common knowledge.

I just didn't know about Canada.

And if WWI hadn't happened, we'd still be the Super Power we were... ish. :)


And Australia was the most successful British prison ever!

[Lenny]

It's too hot.

In fact, you could probably burn a grape a treat in Australia.

Hell, why not go the whole hog and burn Australia? They're beating us in the cricket... again again again again again again again again.