6000

[Thanatos]

Man... half of my teenage years have been spent here.

Holy shit. :(

[Grav]

Loser.

[Sovereign]

Hah. Have a beer to celebrate

[Thanatos]

Says Mr. 12,000.

[Demosthenes]

D00D! 6000 posts?!?!?!?!?!...no wai!

[!King_Amazon!]

I forgot how many I have.

But I realized I've been a member for over 4 years (I think.) When the hell did that happen?

[Sovereign]

CATCH UP ALrEADY plaz.

[Lenny]

Themz be fighten' words themz bees.

[Grav]

Says Mr. 12,000.

No shit? Could that possibly be the root of the joke? Thank you, Thanatos. You have truly saved the entire userbase on this forum from losing sleep due to pondering the true meaning behind the irony of my statement!

[Thanatos]

You're just mad because I outsmarted you. Away with you.

[Grav]

Heh, outsmarting you is akin to a jet outmanuevering a snail.

[Mantralord]

nine thouuusaaaand

[Lenny]

Snails, although slow, have one hell of a turning circle.

[Grav]

No they don't. Dumbass.

[talentedhamster]

I find it funny, how the thread starts out, and then how it ends. ADD much?

[Sum Yung Guy]

When I cum, I want to be face down. That way if she didn't like it she can smell my ass.

[RoboticSilence]

Perfectly executed.

[Lenny]

They do. They can turn around more or less on the spot.

Planes have to turn around over a very big area.

[Thanatos]

Away with you, Grav!

[Medieval Bob]

Everyone who post on internet forum are lame and has no life only play wow all day and be strog character kill all noobs

[Sovereign]

F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 Execute GD NEWB

[Demosthenes]

Snails, although slow, have one hell of a turning circle.

Grav just got pwnt. OH SNAP!

[Lenny]

You have knowledge of these things: Is it possible to Gravitise Grav?

[Demosthenes]

You have knowledge of these things: Is it possible to Gravitise Grav?

Ahh. The ultimate question of the universe seems to give rise to a paradox. At first glance, it would seem that it is possible to gravitize Grav, however, the sum of all the mass in the universe - grav < grav. This is knowledge that until now was only granted to the Black Jesus, however I have decided to pass on this gift. Knowing this fact, it would appear that it is absolutely impossible to gravitize grav.

<bump>

[Grav]

I'm just gonna spin around in an Eastwardly direction, reverse time, and go on weight watchers with Jess.

[!King_Amazon!]

I'm just gonna spin around in an Eastwardly direction, reverse time, and go on weight watchers with Jess.

I lol'd hard at work. You're going to get me in trouble one of these days.

[Demosthenes]

I'm just gonna spin around in an Eastwardly direction, reverse time, and go on weight watchers with Jess.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/angular_momentum.jpg

[!King_Amazon!]

Aww cute.

[Grav]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/angular_momentum.jpg

Well, it would be effective (infinitesimally small, though) if the person was pile-driving the earth horizontally (from their point of view).

Angular momentum is conserved unless acted on by an external torque. Torque can be represented by the equation τ=RFsin(Θ). The sin(Θ) means that the torque is dependent on angle, with 90° having the maximum effect (sin(90)=1) and 0° having none. The effectiveness of the force you apply is also determined by how far from the axis of rotation you are pushing, which involves the moment arm. Think of it like opening a door. In order to cause rotation, you push along the doorknob. If you pushed the doorknob horizontally, nothing would happen because the angle of the torque would be 0° with the axis of rotation. Similarly, it is harder to open a door by pushing near the hinges than the doorknob because you are not utilizing the entire moment arm (which would be the radius of the Earth in this case). Not coincidentally, that is how levers work.

Anyway, nevermind.

[Penny_Bags]

Nice, thanatos... 6000 posts zomg.

I miss you guys :( honestly.....

[Thanatos]

Meh, I realized I'm never going to post another thread like this because... honestly... who cares?

Well if you miss us, then stick around you fucktard. It's not that hard to dedicate 5 minutes of your life a day to Zelaron. Come on, Penny, do it for the children.

[!King_Amazon!]

I've decided that posts every 1000 posts about your post count are pointless, even though I did them.(example, 3000 posts, 7000 posts.)

It should be every 5000 posts or nothing.

[Demosthenes]

I can't wait till I hit 7500 to post about that one!

[Sovereign]

Yay, I'm about to hit that mark (again)

The 5 thousands should be celebrated, then past that every 5.

[Demosthenes]

I think we should celebrate every 100.

[Lenny]

Oooh! Oooh! Me next then! :D

I think I've only ever made one thread, and that was either 1000 or 5000.

[Sovereign]

Every post is a celebration.

[Lenny]

Hallelujah, praise the patron saint of Internet Forum Posters!

[WetWired]

I think people shouldn't have postcounts.

[Lenny]

Yay! Post number 6800! Free glod for all!

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Why not?

[talentedhamster]

glod?

[Lenny]

It's the cheaper form of Gold, used to gold-plate things, rather than waste real, expensive gold.

[talentedhamster]

ah. clever.

[Demosthenes]

I think people shouldn't have postcounts.

Go away!

[Sovereign]

Why? There are no more postcount races, and all of the hardcore spammers are either in the grave or retired.

[Demosthenes]

Why? There are no more postcount races, and all of the hardcore spammers are either in the grave or retired.

Post count races could hold this forum up.

[Lenny]

It'd bring a lot of activity, for sure, but there's been a lot of activity recently anyway.

For the past week every single forum in the Symposium has had new posts. And at least half of the general forums have had new posts.

Even Gaming has seen some activity.

Strangely, though, the Dragoon section has been deathly quiet.

[Sovereign]

:dances: I can't seeeee it!

[MightyJoe]

Maybe just provide a lot of activity, idk how worthwhile the spamming really is though imo.

[slaynish]

i wonder if i am still the youngest member here.. probably not anymore, but there is a small possibility.

funny thing is, i probably have some of the most common sense in my grade. i'm probably the most down-to-earth person, and i'm probably the witty-est.
and its probably all due to Zelaron.

[Lenny]

How old are you nowadays?

[Thanatos]

He's 14.

[Lenny]

One of the youngest, then, yeah.

[Sovereign]

There always MJ, who's like, 2

[Slyvr]

Strangely, though, the Dragoon section has been deathly quiet.

Maybe that's because noone's in the dragoon clan...?

...or at least i'm not...since i don't care for xbox...etc.

[Lenny]

There are about 10 active members in the Dragoons, with about the same number who pop by now and then, and usually the whole section is teeming with activity... but the best we've had over the past few weeks is the odd birthday thread and a thread from SYG.

[Atnas]

i wonder if i am still the youngest member here.. probably not anymore, but there is a small possibility.

funny thing is, i probably have some of the most common sense in my grade. i'm probably the most down-to-earth person, and i'm probably the witty-est.
and its probably all due to Zelaron.

Nope, I'm the youngest!

I admit Zelaron has had a large affect on me, and how I approach things in my life.

THANKS ZEL

[Grav]

Ohhh, this explains why you act this way.

[Atnas]

Ohhh, this explains why you act this way.

Act in what way?:weird:

[Grav]

Childish.

[Atnas]

Childish.

That's palpable, isn't it. :gloat:

[Grav]

*squeeze your cheeks*

[Thanatos]

Help! Rescue me from Grav's jelly rolls before I run out of breath!!!!!!

fuck