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Dar_Win
2006-09-14, 12:45 PM
Happy B-day Jess!
Sovereign
2006-09-14, 12:49 PM
Oh my! 22 and not married?!

:p

Have a good one!
Lenny
2006-09-14, 03:09 PM
Happy Birtrhday Jessey!

In the words of the great WKFF "Mmmmm. Uterus".

Have a good 'un!
Great-Thanatos
2006-09-14, 04:34 PM
Happy B-Day
Demosthenes
2006-09-14, 07:25 PM
Happy Birthday.
Jessifer
2006-09-14, 09:12 PM
Wut wut? Oh, ah...thanks everyone! :D

Eff yew, Sov. Eff. Yew.

Hart.

And I verily much enjoyed my 'Birtrhday', Lenny. Thanks.
gruesomeBODY
2006-09-14, 10:09 PM
happy birthday
Mantralord
2006-09-15, 05:38 AM
here comes the mantra-cake :whore:
Jessifer
2006-09-15, 08:25 AM
I'm afraid to ask what's in it.
JRwakebord
2006-09-16, 02:28 AM
Happy Birthday Jess!!

Oh, and the secret ingredient is semen. Animal semen.
Jessifer
2006-09-16, 06:53 PM
Yummy.
Dar_Win
2006-09-16, 10:14 PM
How many times have you had a Mantra cake?

Don't lie and say this is your first....
Jessifer
2006-09-16, 10:33 PM
It's a delicacy where I come from.

Heh. Come.

*koff*
HandOfHeaven
2006-09-16, 10:35 PM
You love mantra cakes?
Dar_Win
2006-09-17, 10:14 AM
Has she ever met a Mantra cake she hates?
Lenny
2006-09-17, 03:22 PM
Does a Mantra jump out of a Mantra cake?
Dar_Win
2006-09-17, 05:27 PM
Do you really want to know what a Mantra cake is?
Jessifer
2006-09-17, 06:06 PM
No. He doesn't. No sane person does.

...Tell him.
Dar_Win
2006-09-17, 06:17 PM
I-I-It's-It's...a....a......a..... OH GOD! *vomits*.
Jessifer
2006-09-17, 06:49 PM
Precisely.
S2 AM
2006-09-18, 07:48 AM
Oh and if you ever need a male stripper for your birthday I'm available in about 5 months.

Have a good one.
Lenny
2006-09-18, 10:00 AM
"No. He doesn't. No sane person does."

Misuse of 'sane' there, I see.

Tell me!!
Mantralord
2006-09-18, 10:34 AM
"No. He doesn't. No sane person does."

Misuse of 'sane' there, I see.

Tell me!!


Well, one fateful morning Jessifer recieves a Mantra Cake from a mysterious stranger only known as the Fedex Man. Upon opening the Mantra Cake, I pop out naked and yell "I AM AN ARISTOCRAT! YOU ARE NO APOTHECARY!" A team of waiters from Denny's then enter and shower her with maple syrup, scrambled eggs, and "Grand Slam" pancakes. I then proceed to hump her sexy food-covered ass and grab at her hot maple syrup lovehandles. The maple syrup also doubles as lubrication, as does the grease from the eggs.

Happy Birthday!
Lenny
2006-09-18, 03:36 PM
Oh, well in that case...









... where can I order one?
Mantralord
2006-09-18, 06:27 PM
newegg.com
Jessifer
2006-09-19, 10:19 AM
Tell me...who was that elusive FedEx Man?
Mantralord
2006-09-19, 11:45 AM
samuel l. jackson
Jessifer
2006-09-20, 12:30 PM
Of course! It all makes sense now!
Dar_Win
2006-09-21, 06:03 PM
Was he naked?