Today's Joke

[Antananarivu]

A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!""Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?""Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher."What kind of pills?" asked the banker."I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint." :) (http://xthost.info/alprazolam/)

[Led]

Welcome back to Jeopardy!!

Host: Okay okay, first question, what is Antananarivu?

1st Contestant: A douche?

Host: Correct!

[Sovereign]

Be nice.

This joke isn't funny though. You british?

[Grav]

Welcome back to Jeopardy!!

Host: Okay okay, first question, what is Antananarivu?

1st Contestant: A douche?

Host: Correct!
Why Jeopardy? You fucked it up.

[gruesomeBODY]

i dont get it, but im drunk so maybe tomorrow will be a better day.

[Lenny]

He looks like it. No-one else spells "humour" with two "u"s.

Even if he is, I still don't get it.

Is there some meaning of Peppermint Pills I've missed?

EDIT: Oh I get it! The titles of the thread is "Little Humour", and the joke has little humour in it. :)

Though...if he is a Brit, he'd have posted some kind of St. George joke today. Tis St. Georges day you know.

The day when you can't move for council workers with faces like a smacked arse fining people for putting out English flags everywhere.

[!King_Amazon!]

Words like Humour, Colour etc aren't just brittish, canadians and most of europe spells stuff like that as well I believe.

[Lenny]

I keep on forgetting the Canadians do that too. :p

And Europe only does it when they speak and write in English.

So this guy is either Canadian or British...possibly a European.

[Thanatos]

or a bot.

[Sovereign]

A bot that doesnt advertise O_o

[Medieval Bob]

What a shitty bot!

Maybe it's advertising taking bull pills...

[Lenny]

Peppermint Bull Pills.

*grumble*Still don't get why the punchline is peppermint pills*grumble*

[Grav]

By the way, the joke is that the farmer took them to have sex. Gosh.

[Lenny]

I know that the farmer took them to have sex...but what on earth has it got to do with Peppermint Pills?

[Medieval Bob]

The joke is that he didn't know what they were, but he knows that they taste like peppermint, thus he tried them. It's a slightly more subtle way of saying, "What did the doctor give the bull?" "I dunno but I took 10 of them!1"

[Lenny]

In that case...that's a terrible joke.

[Thanatos]

and a terrible bot.

GTFO.

[Ontonanarivu]

A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!""Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?""Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher."What kind of pills?" asked the banker."I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint." :) (http://phentermine2006.20mn.com/)

[!King_Amazon!]

Hey I get it this time now that I actually read it.

[Medieval Bob]

I... don't understand.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39202

[pr0xy]

2 bots in 1 day?

On the same thread?

MADNESS

[Lenny]

Two threads...yet it still isn't funny! :cry:

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

You guys get thinking about the answer to that, I'll tell you what it is in a bit.

[Led]

I'm ***ked up because of Paranoicoageniallity.

[sciencekid]

which means............... what?

[Willkillforfood]

42. Haven't you heard?

[sciencekid]

i meant the word "Paranoicoageniallity". what does that mean?

[Lenny]

Drawing upon his exquisite command of the English language...he said nothing.

[Grav]

Well, Paranoiatypus is a platypus with stark paranoia.

[Sovereign]

It's ok to swear here, young lad.