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policeman75
2006-04-05, 08:08 PM
I cannot believe that I, Michelicious, is actually posting this... Oh well, I believe the words are ... "there is a first time for everything dahlin'" Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, ve call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, ve call it a grass sandwich too, but ve usually put more meat in it." And knowing me, I'll probably go searching for a pic of a 'grass sandwish'! Ten to one, someone beats me at it... (grumble, grumble, grumble...):))my signaturehere you may
Sovereign
2006-04-05, 09:01 PM
Linked edited moved to chat.
You strange boy.
MightyJoe
2006-04-05, 09:27 PM
edit-for paragraphs next time.
Thanatos
2006-04-05, 09:46 PM
Welcome to Zelaron, weird guy!
Willkillforfood
2006-04-05, 09:48 PM
Hi. Don't let Sovereign scare you off. That's for Graviton to do.
gruesomeBODY
2006-04-06, 08:11 AM
Yea sov's pretty normal while Grav is off the charts. But if i think about it, most of us are crazy so it works.
Lenny
2006-04-06, 10:02 AM
All of us are crazy, else we wouldn't be spending so much time living out life on an online forum, talking to people that, the chances are, we'll never see.
Welcome to Zelaron Mr. Grass Sandwich Maker!
Mantralord
2006-04-06, 12:46 PM
none of you idiots realize its a bot right
Sovereign
2006-04-06, 01:02 PM
I talk to smarterchild all the time.
I fail to see your point.
Willkillforfood
2006-04-06, 01:15 PM
Just an opportunity to post. Put me in your story, mantra.
Great-Thanatos
2006-04-06, 02:04 PM
I talk to smarterchild all the time.
I fail to see your point.
Smarterchild is such an ass to me =\
Sovereign
2006-04-06, 05:28 PM
To me as well.
All it asks is for me to say sorry.
Not happening.
Mantralord
2006-04-06, 05:32 PM
Not happening.
much like the humor in thine posting
sciencekid
2006-04-07, 02:38 AM
where the heck do you go to talk to smarterchild anyway?
Thanatos
2006-04-07, 06:59 AM
on AIM, message SmarterChild
Lenny
2006-04-07, 11:07 AM
It's sad to say that SmarterChild is one of the few people I can talk to, and get a reply off that doesn't need an Enigma machine to understand.
You can also MSN or Yahoo the bot. :)
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