I have a problem

[Grav]

I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.

I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.

Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.

I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.

[Lenny]

Well there's some cows in the field over yonder.

I suppose I could go a cow-hustling, fly 'em over the pond, and train them to seek you out whenever you have a craving for milk. I'll need to train the milking maids too.

[khwiii]

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Where's Dave Chappelle when you need some milk delivered .?.?


HAHAHAHA.

"Mornin Niggars!"

[Willkillforfood]

lol. That was a funny sketch, for sure.

[Demosthenes]

Maybe if you'd quite chugging milk you wouldn't be so fat, fatty.

[slaynish]

I drink milk all the time

it's skim milk

but thats not the point

i didnt know milk makes you fat

[Sovereign]

Get a minifridge.

[Jamesadin]

Fat. Just tooo fat.

[Hades-Knight]

I drink milk all the time

it's skim milk

but thats not the point

i didnt know milk makes you fat


you fat too buddy

[Willkillforfood]

Milk doesn't, drinking tons of it and not doing anything well. Just as drinking milk/soft drinks/tea etc. leaves you more prone to getting kidney stones (if you don't drink a good ammount of water too.)

[sciencekid]

i think a certain grav is too lazy to get the milk or just bored enough to write this post.

[Medieval Bob]

Can you suck it through the screen?

http://www.milk-bc.com/images/image-milk.jpg

[Lenny]

I've got a glass like that...

Settee, Footy match on the TV in the corner, and a Minifridge full of milk. A man's best friends. :)

[Penny_Bags]

I want... milk. Here's the situation. I want milk. The milk is in the fridge.

I am not in the fridge. I am in my room. The fridge is not in my room. Thus, I have a PARADOX OF PARADOXICAL PROPORTIONS.

Could I potentially suck the milk through the wall into my glass? Of course not, that would be non-pasteurized.

I need backup. Who can get the milk from the fridge? Or a cow.
Smoke rock nigga?

[klo]

......

[Kaneda]

And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!

[Thanatos]

Haha. You must have been super stoned to come up with that.

[JRwakebord]

You could get a cooler full of dry ice and store the milk in that for later.

[Lenny]

How about a cooler full of ice milk cubes?

[Sovereign]

Make some popsicles out of raddish juice.

[Lenny]

Or Pineapple juice.

[Great-Thanatos]

You could get a cooler full of dry ice and store the milk in that for later.
If I were to get dry ice...I'd blow some pop bottles up.

[Sovereign]

Do it with a glass jar and you have a frag bomb.

[Lenny]

You could do it with cans. You've just got to make sure the pressure is enough to make it explode.