Masturbating to Night Elf

[Demosthenes]

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=560

[Willkillforfood]

http://www.break.com/index/patiencechild.html

That's the guy that was grouped with him and having to wait for him to finish.

[JRwakebord]

My stomach hurts from laughing!

[Sovereign]

I myself prefer undead.

[!King_Amazon!]

First video: Unfunny, most likely because I play WoW and it doesn't suprise me at all.

Second video: WHAT THE FUCK. It took me like a minute to realize the kid wasn't speaking english, I thought he was just a babbling retard. What the fuck is that kid on?

[!King_Amazon!]

Completely unrelated besides the fact that this video comes from the same website, http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=572

Entertaining. Try listening to it without watching it, it's crazy.

As a matter of fact, there's a bunch of crazy shit on this website, all of it quite entertaining, and I've barely seen much of it yet.

[Xenn]

That's so dumb. It's obviously fake, why would he be filming?

[WetWired]

Did you read the description below the video?

[Xenn]

Did you read the description below the video?

It doesn't explain why he was filming for some reason.

[Thanatos]

Actually, it does.

[Willkillforfood]

Fake or not fake it doesn't matter; it's still disturbing. Poor keyboard :(.

[Acer]

yea i didnt realize he wasnt speaking english, then when i did... i was like enough of this foreign shit. lol not really

[JRwakebord]

German is hilarious. Seig Heil!

[DaFrigginDoctah]

That was great.

[MightyJoe]

lol, that was funny but disturbing.

[tidus2005]

are there any dwarven women? i mean that would be so HAWT!!!!1!

[!King_Amazon!]

Yes, there are Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Night Elf, Orc, Troll, Tauren, and Undead women.

[Sovereign]

Gnome female = insta boner.

[WetWired]

That pretty much makes you a pedophile...

[Grav]

Maybe he drinks their pee, too.

[Willkillforfood]

He rubs a little behind each ear before going to bed too.

[Lenny]

Didja know, Urea is a key ingredient in some very successful perfumes.

[Willkillforfood]

Yep. Also, blood is used in some lipsticks. Makes ya wanna kiss your little girlfriends, doesn't it?

[Lenny]

Don't have a girlfriend. :(

It depends what type of blood it is...and if the lipstick is flavoured. Like Lip Gloss.

I know a weirdo who eats makeup. I personally think he should be shot repeatedly...but that's just me. :)

[Penny_Bags]

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=560
Been there, done that.

[Sovereign]

Maybe that's why all that stuff smells like shit.

[Lenny]

Not really.

There's one certain perfume that reminds me of one of thebest times I've ever had in my life.

Some perfumes are nice. :)

[Willkillforfood]

I like a woman who has a pungent natural odor that attracts seagulls.

[JRwakebord]

Not really.

There's one certain perfume that reminds me of one of thebest times I've ever had in my life.

Some perfumes are nice. :)


Story time!

[Lenny]

Bah... do I have to?

All I'm saying for now is that it smells of Vanilla.

[Thanatos]

Hah! When I first read that I thought it said: smells of Vagina.

[Lenny]

Deary deary me...you're almost as bad as one of my friends - Two Can Dan. Remember him? He's the one who got absolutely pissed on two cans of lager.

Well, we've been able to work out, through scientific methods, that the main two things he thingks about are:

SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE, SEX, BOOZE.

Over and over and over and over and over and over...