SYG in "How not to be Seen".

[Lenny]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/Zelaron-HowNottobeseen.swf

Another little animation thingy.

The Dragoon's want a new animation, and i was bored, so I knocked together this little teaser. It'll all feature in the final thing, hopefully.

If you don't know what it is based on, then we are all very disappointed with you.

Enjoy!

EDIT: I'll slow down the frame rate when I have the chance. It's a bit fast atm.

[Jamesadin]

Haha, thats pretty good. Definitly Monty Python though. :P

[!King_Amazon!]

Wow, I thought I had closed the window after it had opened, but I had it minimized while I kept surfing Zelaron and I kept randomly hearing that weird "bang" and thought someone had put the flash in their sig or something. Silly me.

[Great-Thanatos]

Wow, I thought I had closed the window after it had opened, but I had it minimized while I kept surfing Zelaron and I kept randomly hearing that weird "bang" and thought someone had put the flash in their sig or something. Silly me.
I clicked it then a show on tv came on...and just before I clicked it we were listening to some loud music... so then all a sudden BANG and my whole house jumped

[Medieval Bob]

lawlers

[Acer]

yeah very fast, i had to guess what was being said haha

[gruesomeBODY]

thats awesome

[Sovereign]

SYG shouldn't be smoking in that desert heat.

[Lenny]

He's not smoking, he's just sucking it. :p

I nicked that picture of SYG from the Dragoon Elite video. Easier than drawing a new one. :)

Anyway, here it is slower. I've knocked it down from 12fps to 8fps. Hope you can all read everything now:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/Lenny1882/20e59519.swf

Sorry about the loud BANGS if you jumped. :p

[Sum Yung Guy]

I cant see the video from this damn internet cafe comp :(

[Lenny]

:(

Poor SYG.

If I knew how I'd put it into a different format for ya...but I haven't a clue.

[gruesomeBODY]

dude u are really missing out

[Lenny]

http://lenlen.tollfreepage.com/syg.htm

There's the basic storyboard. You have to imagine the animation and the sounds. Hopefully all the pictures show up.

[sciencekid]

lol yes that was funny!

[!King_Amazon!]

I thought the storyboard was funnier for some reason.

[Lenny]

Why? Is it because you got to imagine everything yourself rather than watch painful amatuer animation? :p

I must admit, the Storyboard was much more fun to do. 5 minutes of Copy and Paste, and done! No worrying about speeds or anything. :)

[Sum Yung Guy]

Thanks Lenny, Ill be sure to keep my head down next time.

[Jessifer]

Ha. Cute. You may want to slow the text in the beginning down a little bit, though.

[Dar_Win]

Pretty funny :).

We all know that you can't kill SYG, he has Chuck Norris blood in him.

[gruesomeBODY]

and that is a problem

[!King_Amazon!]

Ha. Cute. You may want to slow the text in the beginning down a little bit, though.

He did. Read the thread.

[HandOfHeaven]

That's very crafty. I wanna see the whole Dragoon one soon.


You should make one about me and Arkantis doing crazy shit.

[Jessifer]

Obviously I hadn't noticed.

[Lenny]

:p

There's the first one at 12fps. The second at 8fps. And the storyboard.

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SYG was the obvious choice for the animation. He needs to learn his camoflauge if he's going to survive in the harsh desert.

I'll have to start the Dragoon one soon, and the odd one just to keep myself amused.

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Ooh, oooh! Has anyone here seen or heard of the film "Jarhead"?

I saw it the other week or two...can't remember...but anyway, it's about the First Gulf War. Too tell the truth, I'm feeling extremely sorry for you now SYG. It looks so...langweilig (describes it better than just 'boring', don'tcah think? :p)! Seeing that every day for a year (or close enough) must send you insane.

"Suggested techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. Masturbation. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cuban VS Mexican, Harlys VS Hondas, left VS right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying the mail-order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning a marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the ally or in a hotel bed."

I thought that quote was kinda relevant...except of course that SYG is in the civilised American Army thingy.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Average day for me:

Wake up at 0530
Physical Training from 0600 to 0700
Showers and getting dressed and eating breakfast 0700-0900
0900 until end of day usually consist of a few masterbation sessions, playing zsnes (usually 5 player bomberman 5 with my roomates, or mortal kombat 3) going to the internet cafe, rewatching the same damn family guy episodes, going to the gym, taking a few naps, and using the phone in the evening.

Now take that schedule and do it everyday, may sound fun at first, but for christ sake, you can only watch the chicken fight in family guy so many times before you want to gauge your eyes out!

[gruesomeBODY]

I hear you on that.

[Jessifer]

Well...at least you still have masturbating to fall back on. Hell, maybe you could find yourself a nice man over there to help ya out, eh? ;)

[tidus2005]

That is wrong on so many levels jessifer............ okay well maybe only on one level but damn it is still wrong.

[Lenny]

At least you've got the written word to keep you occupied...when your orders arrive.

What you need are some solid 700-odd page novels. Like those Walter Moers' I was chattering on about.

They'll keep you occupied for a good 5 or 6 hours.

[!King_Amazon!]

Shut the fuck up Lenny.

[Lenny]

I don't get it...

Poor !K_A! is in a bad mood. :(

I'm just making polite conversation.

[Jessifer]

Just ignore it, Lenny.

[pr0xy]

My brother was in the marines :( Theres a shit load of downtime...


SYG wtf happened the other day? Attatch that pic you were gonna send me.


EDIT: Lenny: I thought Jarhead was an excelent movie... I'd have liked to see some more action in it but hey, I'm not really one for action movies.

[Lenny]

I really liked it too.

I thought some of the scenes were excellent, especially when it was raining oil, and the scene where he walked throug the blackened sand, leaving a trail of white footprints.

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And I don't think SYG can attach. When I last spoke to him he was having attachment problems...but my computer killed itself before I could save the picture he sent. :(

[sciencekid]

ya think maybe it's a virus?

[Lenny]

Nah, it was IE.

IE really hates me, and I really hates it. I managed to crash it by opening Gmail... :p

Unfortunately it took the computer down with it.

[Dar_Win]

Mozilla Firefox FTW!!

[tidus2005]

Yeah firefox has been pretty stable for me except it often locks up if there is any kind of music playing in the background of a site, but i might just need to update to the newest verison.

[pr0xy]

As long as I continue to have 0 spyware on my computer... And my custom IE settings... I'll continue to use IE. It still hasn't crashed on me once.

[Lenny]

Nuts to IE. Nuts to Firefox. Maxthon ftw! I've used IE, Opera, Firefox, Netscape, all were horrible. I just love Maxthon. :)

The reason I was using IE is because Trillian opens links in IE, not Maxthon like MSN does. It kinda crashed horrifically.

[!King_Amazon!]

Trillian should open links in your default browser. At least it does for me.

[Lenny]

I keep on setting my deafult browser to Maxthon...but it always opens links in IE.