10 Reasons to Date a Geek

[Lenny]

http://www.nickdenoo.be/?p=5 (http://www.nickdenoo.be/?p=5)

I thought it was quite funny...and a lot of them are true, no doubting it. :p

[Sovereign]

Number 4.

Word.

[Acer]

4 <3 yea boi

[sciencekid]

wow... that makes me feel.......... important...... wanted.......... boy, if only the girls i know felt that way :(

[Lenny]

If only every girl knew that, then everyone would be happy...but noo.

For those who might not be able to see it:

1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, … Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.

2. They are romantic than they’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.

3. They’ve got brains and they’re usually very well educated.

4. They’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if you’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.

5. You won’t have to worry about what he’s doing. You’ll probably find him at his computer.

6. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair.

7. He will make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy you sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, you’ll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. He’ll make you look so good; you’ll fall in love with yourself.

8. If you are not into computers, TVs and DVD and you don’t care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? You are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek.

9. He won’t cheat on you either. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. C’mmon he has to check his email, surf the web and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie.

10. The final reason is: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.

[Mantralord]

If only every girl knew that, then everyone would be happy...but noo.

For those who might not be able to see it:

1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, … Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.

2. They are romantic than they’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.

3. They’ve got brains and they’re usually very well educated.

4. They’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if you’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.

5. You won’t have to worry about what he’s doing. You’ll probably find him at his computer.

6. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair.

7. He will make you shine everywhere you go. No matter how clumsy you sense of style, no matter how awkward your social skills, you’ll be a fashion star and a classy diplomat next to your geek. He’ll make you look so good; you’ll fall in love with yourself.

8. If you are not into computers, TVs and DVD and you don’t care about being popular and fashionable. What about the newest techie gadgets? You are going to be a proud owner of the latest gadgets if you ever decide to date a geek.

9. He won’t cheat on you either. Place the sexiest woman on earth in a room with a geek, say Angelina Jolie. At the other corner of the room, place the latest model of some computer or other. I am willing to bet that your geek would want to play with that computer much more than getting to know Angelina Jolie. In fact, he might not even see her if the computer is on and connected to the Internet. C’mmon he has to check his email, surf the web and blog about the fact that he is in a room with Angelina Jolie.

10. The final reason is: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you.

hahahahahahaha

turn gay problem solved

[gruesomeBODY]

hahaha funny mantra

[Jessifer]

Damn, so that's why my brother's marriage has lasted so long.

I need to find myself a geek.

[Lenny]

The whole internet is full of geeks.

I'd imagine half of this forum is used by geeks.

Find a popular blog site and read through a few, you'll find your geek in no time. Just search for "Angelina Jolie" and "room".

[Sovereign]

The internet is really really great, FOR PORN!

[Jessifer]

...Yeaaah. No one on this site. Save for a select few...That I can count on one hand.

[Lenny]

Oooh! Oooh! Who? Who?!

Come on, you can tell us, we won't laugh...much.

[Jessifer]

I think it'd be more entertaining to let you guys fight amongst yourselves.

[gruesomeBODY]

geeks

[Grav]

I think #3, #4, #6, #9, and #10 are not necessarily features of geeks but rather of just down to earth, decent men.

[Lenny]

Not all decent, down to earth men are well educated.

Everyone loves Pizza, anyone who doesn't should be shot.

And I can't for the life of me see why people think Angelina Jolie is so 'sexy'. She's got lips that look like they're gonna explode.

[Jamesadin]

You're crazy. I'd tap it like a morse code operator.

[Lenny]

Of course I'm crazy. I've got to live up to my self-inflicted title, havne't I? And I'm a crazy Brit. And I'm 16...actually, scrap that one.

I think there are far more attractive people than Angelina Jolie.

[Jamesadin]

You're right. Elisha Cuthbert.

[Yu Yevon]

[FONT=Century Gothic]Number 4.

Word.
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[Lenny]

Howdy.

FFX rocks! :D

Btw, when you use tags and what not you'll need to close them after you've used them.

In your post for example you need the font and colour before the writing and close it afterwards:

EDIT: Bah...

[sciencekid]

well hello back, welcome to zeleron! please enjoy your stay and please don't run off screaming(just kidding) ;)

[gruesomeBODY]

hey whats up dude

[Jessifer]

Only the morally inept tend to linger here.

[pr0xy]

FFX Sucked... The only thing it had going for it was blitzball... I wasted more time on that than actually playing the game...

[Lenny]

I really liked that. :)

It's Wakka, to Lenny, he swims up the field, 3 defenders on him, and what's this? Jetzt Shot! GOAL!!

Heh heh heh...

I wonder if an FFX nut would be classed as a Geek?

[Jessifer]

IMHO, anyone who plays strategy/RPG's are geeks.

[Acer]

depends on how you define geek, i love Star Wars xcorex style, D&D, RPGs, MMORPGs, etc... but you wont find me wanking on a computer to porn, or on my computer 24/7, have no life, etc... so what is a geek? i consider myself a geek in the dork sense i guess

[Jessifer]

There are varying degrees of geekiness.

[Grav]

I'm geeky-ish, and all my friends are dorky-ish.

Maybe the correct word is goofy or laid back.

[Jessifer]

I'm Jess. Just Jess. Little bitta this, little bitta that...That's what Jess is.

[HandOfHeaven]

A little bit of Jessica, here I am, a little bit of you makes me your man.
WHOA, MAMBO #5!

[Lenny]

Hey! That's a good tune!

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http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

The Geek Code!!

[Jessifer]

God, that takes me back to the highschool dances. A phase I wished to forget.

Thank you.

[pr0xy]

God, that takes me back to the highschool dances. A phase I wished to forget.

Thank you.

Couldn't fit into your dress? :(

I'm a nerd kthx.

[Lenny]

Awww! That's mean!

And what's the difference between a "nerd" and a "geek"?

[Jessifer]

Yeah, you're a funny one. Continue with the humor and I'll have to go to the hospital with a ruptured ovary.

[Sovereign]

Awww don't worry jess. Titus loves you.

[Jessifer]

...Great. I think.