Oi.

[Jessifer]

Jessica is bored. Someone entertain her. Now.


...please?

[Mantralord]

*whips out penis*

thread over

[Jessifer]

Good Ol' Mantra. :rolleyes:

[gruesomeBODY]

put the football game on it works for me.

[Jessifer]

Not my area. Watching Medium.

'Sides, if I wanted to watch "straight" men tackle eachother in skin-tight clothing, I'd completely forego the "straight" part and the clothing and look for gay porn on the internet.

[gruesomeBODY]

well then u should do that

[Jessifer]

Hm...Any recommendations Mantra or Kagom?

...Nevermind. I gots me an outside supplier. ^_^

[khwiii]

Alright, Just curious. Are you seeing Jennifer Lopez? Hence the name Jessifer?

Heh

[Jessifer]

Wtf? No. Jessifer = A mix of Jessica and Jennifer. Someone couldn't get my name straight when I was a kid. Jessifer stuck.

[khwiii]

Appearently you didn't get my joke.

Ben Affleck + Jennifer Lopez... (when they were together) = Benifer.

[Jessifer]

Yeah, well. It was a dumb joke.

[khwiii]

Yep... I know


Could be worse, I could be Grav.

[Jessifer]

Point.

[gruesomeBODY]

Yep... I know


Could be worse, I could be Grav.
He isnt going to like that

[Sovereign]

Watch Cromartie HIgh School. You'll fall asleep in no time.

[Penguin]

Hm...Any recommendations Mantra or Kagom?

...Nevermind. I gots me an outside supplier. ^_^

Consider yourself lucky that Mantra hasent gotten here.

[KagomJack]

*juggles flaming chainsaws* Take a nap.

[Jessifer]

Ahem.

*whips out penis*

thread over

[Adrenachrome]

ytmnd.com

[Dar_Win]

No one should've responded to this thread. It would've been just that much funnier.

[Sovereign]

I don't think it would be / is funny either way.

[Jessifer]

Apparently I must have some mad controlz over people, y0.

And ouch, Sov. Ouch. ;)

[Sovereign]

It's ok. There are less funny things. Like the Simpsons.

[Jessifer]

True, true.

[gruesomeBODY]

True, true.
they use to be funny when i was about 7 but now its just old

[Jessifer]

Yeah, but it's also a good show to just zone out in front. The half-assed jokes are occasionally amusing as well.

But hey, it's a classic.

[Lenny]

Why is it that most Americans I know don't really like The Simpsons? Granted, I only know the Americans on here, but not one of you seems really into The Simpsons.

It's a shame. I really like The Simpsons too... :(

At least you're all mostly mad about Family Guy! :D

[Thanatos]

Heh, The Simpsons was the first of its kind. It was a great show, but IMO Family Guy overshadows it. I fucking love Family Guy.

[Mantralord]

i want futurama back, fuck family guy

[Sovereign]

Futurama is just as unfunny as the Simpsons.

[Jessifer]

Futurama had its high points, but Family Guy...? I fuckin' love that show. That and American Dad. That one is great too.

[Sovereign]

Now Family Guy is funny! Ding Ding Ding.

[Grav]

American Dad blows chunks.

[Jessifer]

Whatever. Klaus is hilarious.

[Lenny]

I've never seen American Dad, the adverts kinda put me off it for some reason.

A night in with The SImpsons, Futurama and Family Guy is the perfect night. No questions asked.

[gruesomeBODY]

the only good episode of futurama was when they had the choice of death by snoo snoo (sex). I laughed for a good day and a half. Now the best cartoon show had to be TMNT or dragoon ball. I always wanted yellow glowing hair

[Jessifer]

Wtf? Now we're getting into anime? In that case: Witch Hunter Robin.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

If you're really bored, I recommend wtfpeople.com.

Will keep you entertained for hours.

I hate my handle, can I have it changed?

[Jessifer]

Eeh. First page lost my interest. I think not.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Wow you suck. Go outside then you loser.

[Jessifer]

Heh. Nah. It's raining. ;)

[HandOfHeaven]

Man, I want to be a Super Saiyan. That way if I don't want to go to school till I have to, I can just fly there super fast and kick the shit out of my teachers!

[Jessifer]

Wow...that's just...

*koff*

[HandOfHeaven]

You said entertain. If that means me being retarded, then so be it.

[Jessifer]

Entertain away, then. ^_^

[HandOfHeaven]

No, you have broken my spirit. I am crushed.

[Jessifer]

Then my job here is done. *bow*

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Get an umbrella then you lazy cracka.

[Jessifer]

Too lazy to. Sorry. ;)

[Mantralord]

i wanna be king of narnia

[Jessifer]

I figured you would've wanted to be queen.

[JRwakebord]

Young and sweet only 17...

Mantra's a dancing queen!

[Penny_Bags]

JRWakebord likes dancing queens very much.

[Jessifer]

And here I thought this thread died.

...Thank you!

[Thanatos]

PB, you do this a lot. Stop living in the past!!!!

[gruesomeBODY]

well JR does like Dancing Queens at the ripe old age of 17.

[Jessifer]

There's nothing wrong with living in the past unless it's effecting how you're living your life in the present.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Masterbation is entertaining.

[Jessifer]

Why yes. Yes, it is. However...not when one is menstrual.