David Duchovny is fucking harsh.

[Bon Clay]

That is really all their is to say. 9 years of this bad mother fucker ruining peoples shit on X-files and many short comedic roles in films qualify this guy as one hardcore son of a bitch.

[Grav]

I think I saw him with a shot glass once, too. Mosdef a badass. Fuck Norris.

[D3V]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist.

[Sovereign]

I forgot what time xfiles was on the broadcast station here :(

[gruesomeBODY]

when i was younger, that show scared the fuck out of me. But i lost all points towards david when he went on Sex and the Ciy

[KagomJack]

What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?

[Jamesadin]

Agreed, hes a tough cookie.

[Willkillforfood]

What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?

Who says they're joking?

[gruesomeBODY]

i think the vin diesl jokes are better
for example- vin goes to the doctor to give blood, the nurse comes in with a needle and container and vin goes no. He then asks for a gun and a bucket and goes off to fill it up. Its priceless

[KagomJack]

I heard that one with Chuck Norris being used.

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel < prehistoric monkey poo < Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight to the death: Chuck Norris or God?

Trick question, Chuck Norris IS God.

[gruesomeBODY]

haha i heard that one

[Willkillforfood]

I heard that one with Chuck Norris being used.

Chuck Norris > Vin Diesel < prehistoric monkey poo < Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight to the death: Chuck Norris or God?

Trick question, Chuck Norris IS God.

Chuck Norris is more famous now than ever I think :P.

[Lenny]

Erm...who's Chuck Norris?

PLease don't kill me! :scared:

[Willkillforfood]

Erm...who's Chuck Norris?

PLease don't kill me! :scared:

Martial artist/actor

http://www.mindconnection.com/images/martialarts/chucknorris.jpg

[Grav]

Thanks for picking the one picture of him with his pants about to come off.

[Willkillforfood]

Thanks for picking the one picture of him with his pants about to come off.

That's the before picture ...now for the after!

[Bon Clay]

Chuck Norris while cool in his own right should not even be mentioned next to the greatness that is Duchovny.

[pr0xy]

What's with this rush of Chuck Norris jokes and references?

Maybe people found the random fact generator?

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/


EDIT: Walker Texas Ranger is still on.

[Grav]

If you try to kick Chuck Norris in the balls, his penis will roundhouse kick your foot.

[PureRebel]

LOL.. hmm i wonder why the brits and the aussies havent really heard of chuck before.. rather strange. what a chest! he has like 4ft of hair on that baby

[Sovereign]

Yep. On Halmark chan.