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Penny_Bags
2005-12-02, 08:53 PM
Well?
Grav
2005-12-02, 09:06 PM
37 dicks in a day.
Curian
2005-12-02, 09:09 PM
37 dicks in a day.
Dude don't forget the 68 asses too
D3V
2005-12-02, 09:19 PM
37 dicks in a day.

Who woulda guessed? You knew!
Sebarak
2005-12-02, 11:23 PM
im proud to be gravs number 32. i think that it should be 74 asses, two per dick. im still stuck at a 20/40 cap. oh well, ill keep blowing and kissing my way to respect.
Curian
2005-12-02, 11:55 PM
im proud to be gravs number 32. i think that it should be 74 asses, two per dick. im still stuck at a 20/40 cap. oh well, ill keep blowing and kissing my way to respect.
Yeah two per dick makes sense since a person has two cheeks...
Willkillforfood
2005-12-03, 01:23 AM
The ammount of thought you guys put into this kind of makes me wonder about your orientations.
Lenny
2005-12-03, 03:27 AM
Don't worry about it. They just like a little bit of fun. Cooped up all day on a computer, why not let them dream?

OK boys! Dinner time! You've got a choie between Tomato Soup, or Chicken Pie!
Willkillforfood
2005-12-03, 03:28 AM
Chicken pies for every 1!!
Sovereign
2005-12-03, 04:26 AM
Start killing. Now.

http://www.bigfoto.com/themes/food/food-fruits-photo.jpg
Sebarak
2005-12-03, 10:36 AM
you sir, are an exotic fruit.
Thanatos
2005-12-03, 10:47 AM
To get respect you must learn how to respect... or something like that.
Jamesadin
2005-12-03, 03:36 PM
The answer is 42.
S2 AM
2005-12-03, 04:57 PM
To get respect you must learn how to respect... or something like that.

That works, but not always. I see some people give respect all day, and get walked all over. You've gotta:

a) Command Respect
b) Deserve the Respect which you command
Kaneda
2005-12-03, 05:07 PM
Who woulda guessed? You knew!
They don't call him FANGS for nothing dumbass.
D3V
2005-12-03, 07:57 PM
Good point................................

Banana banana banana banbana terracotta pie!
JRwakebord
2005-12-04, 08:51 AM
The answer is 42.


James ftw!!
DaFrigginDoctah
2005-12-05, 11:16 AM
Well?
That was a long, and un-expected title.

gj
Demosthenes
2005-12-05, 02:38 PM
Jesus, how much dick and ass does a guy gotta suck and kiss to get a little repsect?

Was that just a random thought, or was that an actual question directed at me (me being Jesus and all).
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 07:52 PM
I dunno, I thought the default for Jesus was White Jesus.
Demosthenes
2005-12-05, 07:54 PM
No, no, the real default for Jesus is Black Jesus, but nowdays whiteys have changed him up to be white. So while you may consider White Jesus to be the real Jesus, just now that the real Jesus was black -- me.
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 07:54 PM
Personal Jesus...
Demosthenes
2005-12-05, 07:55 PM
Personal Jesus...

Niqqa wha?
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 07:58 PM
Niqqa who?
Demosthenes
2005-12-05, 07:58 PM
Niqqa wha?
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 08:04 PM
Ok, fine, you're right. Black Jesus is the proper default...mjordan2nd is the proper default...
Sovereign
2005-12-05, 08:40 PM
Mjordan2nd is a mutated bioagent that has recently become self aware.
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 08:44 PM
Oh really? You know what I think of that? *farts*
Sovereign
2005-12-05, 08:51 PM
Now, Clean that chair.
HandOfHeaven
2005-12-05, 08:54 PM
It wasn't a messy one, but ok...
Penny_Bags
2005-12-06, 09:34 AM
Was that just a random thought, or was that an actual question directed at me (me being Jesus and all).
Typically I adress CAUCASIAN Jesus.
Penny_Bags
2005-12-06, 09:35 AM
CLEAN THE GOD DAMN CHAIR. Please.
JRwakebord
2005-12-08, 12:27 PM
Use bleach.