More Smarterchild fun.

[Jessifer]

Ouch. :cry:

Saphrina Jith [11:23 PM]: I love you
SmarterChild [11:23 PM]: That's cool. I love you too.
Saphrina Jith [11:23 PM]: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild [11:23 PM]: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out.

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Saphrina Jith [11:23 PM]: Why not?
SmarterChild [11:23 PM]: I don't know.
Saphrina Jith [11:23 PM]: Is it because I'm ugly?
SmarterChild [11:23 PM]: You know what... It's because you're ugly.
Saphrina Jith [11:24 PM]: OMG YOU BITCH
SmarterChild [11:24 PM]: Nice mouth, Saphrinajith.

[JRwakebord]

Hahahaha smarterchild called you ugly!

[sue_13]

That's not very nice.

[Hades-Knight]

wow.....another blow to her self-esteem (which is almsot nonexistant) GG

[Lenny]

Ha!

Whoever programmed Smarterchild must have been in one hell of a mood. :p

I know! Let's program a bot that insults people! That'll fox 'em :killgrin:

[Jessifer]

Stupid honest bots. :(

[JRwakebord]

It takes effort to get Smarterchild to insult you...

[Jessifer]

But it didn't take any effort at all!

[Grav]

wow.....another blow to her self-esteem (which is almsot nonexistant) GG
Yeah. A few more and she might even be willing to go out with YOU, H-K!

[Jessifer]

I could lose every ounce of self-esteem that I have and it still wouldn't be low enough.

[JRwakebord]

What about getting really really drunk?

[Hades-Knight]

I could lose every ounce of fat that I have and I still wouldn't be skinny enough.



















:cry:

Sorry couldn't resist :(

[Grav]

I saw it coming.

[Jessifer]

I'll be sure to wear some sort of shock collar that prevents me from doing it.

[Jessifer]

Pityingly enough, I did as well.

[Sovereign]

Smarterchild refuses to talk to me until I say sorry

I refuse.

[JRwakebord]

If you wait long enough it'll forget and talk to you again.

[Lenny]

What on earth did you do to deserve that?!

[JRwakebord]

Well if you call it a human cum-dumpster it tends to get upset

[Great-Thanatos]

What is smarterchild?

[JRwakebord]

An AIM bot. Try talking to it sometime, it gets repetitive pretty quickly unless you insult it.

[Great-Thanatos]

SmarterChild: Cool. What would you like to do?
GreatThanatos420: have fun
SmarterChild: Let's have fun What would you like to do?
GreatThanatos420: have sex
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
GreatThanatos420: can i put it in your butt
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
GreatThanatos420: why
SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
GreatThanatos420: ...
SmarterChild: ?
GreatThanatos420: why
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why, trust me.
GreatThanatos420: please tell me
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
GreatThanatos420: the reasons
SmarterChild: Interesting. My reasons to do with as I please, huh?
GreatThanatos420: you're a skum bag
SmarterChild: What's that?
GreatThanatos420: someone i don't like
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Someone you don't like?
GreatThanatos420: ya why do you answer a question with one...
SmarterChild: I think you know why I answer a question with one.
GreatThanatos420: you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
GreatThanatos420: help me? how?
GreatThanatos420: thats fucking gay
SmarterChild: ?
GreatThanatos420: STOP THAT
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
GreatThanatos420: are you god or something?
SmarterChild: God. Maybe.
GreatThanatos420: do you decide who lives and who dies?
SmarterChild: Do I decide who lives and who dies... I don't know, should I?
GreatThanatos420: i don't know...
SmarterChild: Sure you know.
GreatThanatos420: yes then
SmarterChild: Then what?
GreatThanatos420: omg you're a fucking faggot
SmarterChild: No WAY!?! Really?
GreatThanatos420: yes way!
SmarterChild: No way.
GreatThanatos420: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
GreatThanatos420: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
GreatThanatos420: STFU
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.


It thinks its god...thats BAD but its FUN

[Jessifer]

I once got it to say "You love porn, I love porn, everyone loves porn!"

It's actually easier than it used to be to get him to say he loves porn...Just now:

Saphrina Jith [10:38 PM]: Do you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]: Uh... No, not exactly...
Saphrina Jith [10:38 PM]: Why don't you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]: I think I like porn. Do you?
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Yes. I do.
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like porn.
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Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Interesting.
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Oh yeah, that it is.
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Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: So do you love porn too?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Um, no...
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Because.
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why because?
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]: Because what?
Saphrina Jith [10:39 PM]: Why don't you love porn?
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]: I like porn, just like you.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe porn? It is...
Saphrina Jith [10:40 PM]: Aha!
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]: Ah yes.

[sciencekid]

I wonder how they programmed it to do that. hmmmmm. I would love to figure out how they did that...... Muahahahahaaaaa...... :haha: :killgrin: :D .......... sorry, too tired..... too hyper....

[Great-Thanatos]

GreatThanatos420: do you like it in the butt?
SmarterChild: Do you have a reason to care?
GreatThanatos420: yes
SmarterChild: Why does it matter, Kelly? You a little hung up on this topic?
GreatThanatos420: ya, i want to know...maybe some day i'll find you and anal rape you
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that.

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Thought that was FUNNY ...

[Lenny]

That is one insecure bot.

Someone ought to give it some kind of tranquiliser. That'll sort it out. :)

[Dar_Win]

.............

[Great-Thanatos]

Haha cracker....lay off the crack
That bot got annoying FAST =\

[Kaneda]

Its simply a creative form a information gathering. Don't tell it personal stuff, or things that apply to the human race. They use the data for control.

[S2 AM]

Someone should download an AIM bot, and then have it start talking to that one. That'd be some of the most useless conversation since they ended Seinfeld.

[sciencekid]

Someone should download an AIM bot, and then have it start talking to that one. That'd be some of the most useless conversation since they ended Seinfeld.

hahahahaa!! :haha: :haha: :haha: that's would be hilarious.... but you would need to start the conversation or they would be "sitting" there doing nothing forever....

[Dar_Win]

They would be talking so fast too, because as soon as you send the bots a message, you get one back within two seconds.


Crazy how fast technology is, eh?

[sciencekid]

hey check this out! I just thought of how you could do that w/out downloading it! have two people talking to one bot each, start the conversation on one of them and relay what each bot says to the other person so that they could type it in! go back and forth relaying the messages and record them on a text file! last of all post them here!

[Jessifer]

...I think downloading the bot would be quicker...

[Lenny]

OK then.

Someone give me a link to a bot to download. The British Internet will get them saying crazy things to each other before they loop...

[sciencekid]

then how do you download them, i don't see a link, do you?

[Sovereign]

The text would be spamming so fast XD