Huzzah! Pics!

[Jessifer]

Yeah. You lucky bastards. And remember, I'm fat.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/007_4A.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/006_3A.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b177/penguu_penguu/005_2A.jpg

[Dark Jedi]

I already complimented you and you don't believe me, so meh. I think you look fine (not the typical fine, but the sexual kinda fine). I like the pictures.

[Jessifer]

And I repeat: *snort*

[Dark Jedi]

Dammit, woman. GET SOME SELF-ESTEEM. You look hot.

[HandOfHeaven]

What's your name, what's your sign? *purrrs*

[Jessifer]

:weird: That's just creepy...

[HandOfHeaven]

....j/k....

[Jessifer]

Still creepy.

[Hades-Knight]

Huzzah? wtf....your supposed to go "ARRRRRRRG"

[Jessifer]

I don't be thinkin' I will...

...Yarr...

[Grav]

That's you? Dude, you look like my girlfriend's step-mom.

Actually it's really creeping me out.

[Jessifer]

Heh heh. Surprisingly enough, I get that a lot. There's this kid who comes through my lane at work because I look like a friend of his dads. That and he and I chat about games.

[Grav]

We need to get some of the stereotypical bleach blonde 120 pound valley girls in here now. I want to make fun of them and say "like omigawd, gag me with a spoon" like I do in school. Except with less hitting.

[JRwakebord]

Yarr! They're after your booty!

[Jessifer]

Haha...

But seriously, do I look THAT old? :weird:

[Grav]

From the pictures I'd guess 30. The more you weigh the less you wrinkle (generally), so it would be hard to disprove that you're 35 or so.

[Jessifer]

Damn. o.O

[JRwakebord]

Never guess a woman's age! It always leads to a slap in the face.

[Grav]

Not if you just always guess 20.

Teenage girls are flattered you think they look so old.

Middle aged women are flattered you think they look so young.

Old ladies just think you're being a sweetheart.

[Jessifer]

When I was a freshman everyone thought I was a senior. When I was a senior, everyone thought I was a teacher.

Everyone who didn't know me, anyway.

[Jessifer]

That or old ladies will bitch you out for carding them, even when you're kidding. It's happened to me...

[Hades-Knight]

Double cheeseebur....errr

Double post FTW!

[Mantralord]

baby you strap yourself in leather and i'll be your whipping boy anyday

Quoting lots of pics = annoying.

[Jessifer]

Dude, you're so straight.

[Penny_Bags]

No he's not. He's gay as Al Roker.

[HandOfHeaven]

And believe me, that's really freakin gay.

[Jessifer]

No one ever gets my jokes. :(

[Adrenachrome]

Is that Mantralord's real name??

[JRwakebord]

Yes. Mantra is a big, black, fat, gay weatherman.

[Penny_Bags]

Oooohhhhh weathermen.

[Grav]

60% chance of precipitation and gayness!