View Full Version : Happy Birthday JR!!!
Dar_Win
2005-11-19, 11:46 PM
Happy 20th, man. Hope you have a good b-day.
Well, at least he's already drunk.
Sovereign
2005-11-20, 12:28 AM
Omgawd. Happy birthday.
JRwakebord
2005-11-20, 12:55 AM
thanky edyou all!!! im so fuckgindf drunk! but no ass esyetmaybe later ;)
sue_13
2005-11-20, 01:06 AM
At least he can still wink well.
JRwakebord
2005-11-20, 01:17 AM
winkinhf took fucking EFFORTY
Kaneda
2005-11-20, 01:53 AM
Hahaha. Gotta love it.
Great-Thanatos
2005-11-20, 01:56 AM
Happy birthday bro
Lenny
2005-11-20, 02:39 AM
Happy Birthday man!
Continue having a good 'un!
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-20, 07:40 AM
i gave him way to much that he started asking for real ugly girls. And i let him go. He came back, stumbled into my room and has been passed out for about 9 hrs now. Its kinda funny how he gets when he drinks this much. Every word is slurred and he can barely walk. Hahaha. Got to love it. But at the same time, u learn that the kid will fuck anyuthing
Thanatos
2005-11-20, 09:21 AM
lol. sounds like a good birthday.
good job, JR.
Currently listening to: Neal McCoy - JR's Got His Beer Goggles On...
Mantralord
2005-11-20, 10:01 AM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time till touchdown comes again to find...
I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM! oh no no no no...
I'M A ROCKET MAN. ROCK-ET-MAN.
Burnin' his fuse out here all alone...
Jessifer
2005-11-20, 06:18 PM
Aaah. Stewie...
Anywho, Happy Birthday JR. :D
Dark Jedi
2005-11-20, 06:24 PM
Sexual ambiguity... Gotta love it.
No one remembered my birthday...for the 3rd year straight. So, I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday.....
..nah, that ain't my style. Happy birthday.
Thanatos
2005-11-20, 07:40 PM
...
who are you?
HandOfHeaven
2005-11-20, 08:29 PM
Your mom....
Kuja's #1
People just kind of pity him so nobody bothers to re-ban.
JRwakebord
2005-11-20, 09:25 PM
Thank you all for the birthday well-wishes. My day was pretty good, the only thing missing was sex, but I can deal :p
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-21, 07:16 AM
ur lucky thats all u were missing. Niki Z would have probably meant that u would shave ur pubes cause she has crabs. There was no way i was letting u go to see her until i realized taht u were in blackout. Thank god i stopped u for a bit
JRwakebord
2005-11-21, 12:27 PM
Lol you want the real secret? I was aiming for Cait or Kara.
Titusfied
2005-11-21, 01:03 PM
Oh snap, I missed it!! :(
Happy belated Bday dude!
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-21, 02:26 PM
dude the only chance u have with cait is if molly lets u have her for the night and kara is a whore that hooked up with a guy with an std. Im not sure if she fucked him, but those herpes she probably has could have had a major impact on your life. So in any case, ur welcome.
P.S. cait is not a whore that hooks up with anyone. U had no shot
Aww, gruesome likes cait!
JRwakebord
2005-11-21, 03:14 PM
and kara is a whore that hooked up with a guy with an std.
IN YOUR BED!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Titusfied
2005-11-21, 06:22 PM
Gruesome has unexplained lips bumps..
JRwakebord
2005-11-21, 06:25 PM
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/15808/200.jpg
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-21, 06:40 PM
dude i was passed out on another bed thank u very much. Plus i had amanda maffy's pantless crotch on my face and i dont remember this at all. And my friend hooked up with kara in my bed which kinda sucked
JRwakebord
2005-11-21, 06:41 PM
And my friend hooked up with kara in my bed which kinda sucked
Which is exactly what I am referring to. Mock her al you want, just remember she hooked up with your friend in your bed.
gruesomeBODY
2005-11-21, 10:14 PM
yea but she hooked with my friend and not u. Say all u want.
Titusfied
2005-11-22, 06:43 AM
Bingo.
Was his name-o.
JRwakebord
2005-11-22, 11:52 AM
yea but she hooked with my friend and not u. Say all u want.
Back then I was still hooking up with Katelyn.
I think it's time this conversation just stopped.
And I hooked up wit all ya'lls mamas. And what?
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