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Mantralord
2005-10-19, 01:04 AM
HELLO! Welcome to another exciting episode of STORM SLAYER with everyone's favorite sodomizing host, Mantralord! As usual, the updates just keep coming until 5 full minutes after the power goes out (I've got a backup power unit now, oh gracious!). That's 5 minutes more of this than you would have gotten normally! Also, I have a generator now, so post-annihilation pics will come...oh they will come! Strap on your shutters kids, and prepare for the ride of your lives as Captain Mantralord the STORM SLAYER prepares to do battle with HURRICANE WILMA-TAICHO!!!

:flipper: UPDATE! 10/19/2005 2:45 AM :flipper:

Well that bitch is now at 150 fucking mph. I am eagerly anticipating it's arrival and I have been training with my Storm Slayer in order to reach bankai. I've been meditating and slowly my reiatsu has been growing, but can I do all of this in 3 DAYS!?!? OH FUCK THE CLOUDS ARE ROLLING IN. I think it might be a rumor but I hear a reconnaisance aircraft flew into the storm and the crew turned into zombies and imps and then they opened a portal to hell in the eye of the storm and now hell is going to run loose all over my backyard. Also, I hear the hurricane has onboard rocket launchers.

:( UPDATE 10/19/2005 3:06 AM :(

175 mph with 892 mbar pressure. Yeah, it has fucking lasers and BFG's too.

^_^ UPDATE 10/19/2005 5:30 AM ^_^

At 884 mbar, it is now the most intense hurricane ever. Did I mention that when you look up into the sky, a giant skull spits acid rain down at you?

:eek: UPDATE!! 10/19/2005 6:47 PM :eek:

Well the storm is now at 160 mph but it is expected to intensify again maybe. I have since been practicing my Kung Fu kicks and even punches and I think I'm pretty buffed up so this storm will be no sweat. Also, I hope the hurricane likes shotgun blasts coz it's getting one in the face.

My stepdad's work has this thing where if we pay like $5k we get free food and hotel in Orlando for evacuation purposes (pfft, like the STORM SLAYER Mantralord would ever evacuate...only pussies and Kagoms do that), and after it's all over we get all that money back.

:o UPDATE! 10/21/2005 12:10 AM :o

KK so the storm is now at 150 mph but now it has like this huge eye so I've been training even harder with my Storm Slayer and OH SHIT...I think a cloud from the hurricane just gave me the finger...well now this is personal. You can blow away my house, you can kill my family, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here idle while the hurricane gives me the finger.

On another note, I'm right on the fucking line for the forecast track. I went outside today, and I got fuckin pegged on the head with a huge black line because no shit I'm standing right in the path of the eye of the storm.

:p UPDATE!! 10/23/2005 1:05 PM :p

Well now it's only at 100 mph but I'm still right on the damn line. So anyway we've got the shutters up and all is well and I think I'm gonna take pix this year and post them. I anxiously await my epic battle with Wilma and I have since been doing flips and slapping hoes in preparation and also I have bought a Powerbar for energy. Also, I don't know if this matters but...I washed my hair with Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner so my hair is silky soft and will flow in an anime-like fashion and I think that's like 30,000 power level points just right there.

:count: UPDATE!!! 10/24/2005 5:28 AM :count:

KK my battle with Wilma is going to commence soon. The eerie swirling clouds in the sky are offset by both of us powering up to our maximum ki level. The roaring thunder marks the countdown to the battle. HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CAT JUST FLEW DOWN THE STREET!! THIS SHIT IS ON!!!

The gusts are battering my house...I'll probably lose power soon. Storm Slayer, armed and ready.

:D UPDATE!! A FUCKING WEEK LATER! :D

The calm before the storm. Hurricane Wilma approached the mighty Storm Slayer at a blistering 20 mph. I stared her in the eye, and the battle began. Then she threw a fucking shutter in my face. I powered up from all the ki I had been saving for the past few days, and with a mighty scoff, I yelled TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM! and launched her into the Atlantic, never to be seen or heard from again. Storm Slayer was victorious!

Anyway, I still don't have power, but I'm sorta expecting it tonight. The phone just came back so I'm on the internet using a generator. I took video of the storm, and even went outside and took video of the eye! Expect an update with videos very soon.

:fire: UPDATE!! WHENEVER!! :fire:

So my power supply exploded. The details are in the reply I made. Send moneyz peez to the Storm Slayer Power Supply Hurricane Relief fund at thnx

It ain't fun running off a linux livecd on a p3 600 mhz with 256 megs of RAM and a 2 mb video card.

!King_Amazon!
2005-10-19, 08:25 AM
Joo so fucked.

Medieval Bob
2005-10-19, 08:29 AM
Holy shit, for the most part (ignoring the obvious), he's actually serious. http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-10-19-voa12.cfm

That's a lot of fucking hurricanes this year, eh?

Jessifer
2005-10-19, 09:58 AM
Now's a time when I'm grateful I live in Michigan.

JRwakebord
2005-10-19, 12:51 PM
Go Massachusetts!

Wait, we're flooding anyway. Fuck me.

sue_13
2005-10-19, 01:06 PM
Everything in Ohio is stellar. It's actually really nice here. Not bitterly fucking cold yet.

Mantralord
2005-10-19, 04:57 PM
I have stealthily typed an update with my ninja STORM SLAYER powers.

Thanatos
2005-10-19, 05:38 PM
Good luck, Storm Slayer. You will be in our thoughts.

Grav
2005-10-19, 06:58 PM
And hopefully in our pants.

Adrenachrome
2005-10-19, 08:30 PM
Yea no, Not in all of our pants ( I would shoot you first )


But if it keeps its current path Im sure you'll evacuate.

PureRebel
2005-10-19, 08:42 PM
lol at cuba.. XD gives them more of a reason to kidnap even more people when the storm is over.

HandOfHeaven
2005-10-19, 09:43 PM
Honestly, the hurricanes this year are seriously fucking up the entire golf coast. Say the gulf coast is a skinny pussy white guy, and the hurricanes are gigantic 7'2" 270 pound convicts named 'Butch'. I don't even have to go on, but that's what is happening to the gulf coast, getting fucked over so much.

gruesomeBODY
2005-10-19, 09:43 PM
CT is nice right now- But Long Island his half under water so my house is flooded. Fuck the rain

!King_Amazon!
2005-10-19, 10:25 PM
owned

Lenny
2005-10-20, 10:36 AM
And you know why the Hurricanes are getting more and more frequent?

Global Warming!

And you know which continent contributes the most to it? Though saying that, by 2036 if China carries on at its current rate of growth they will:

- Have a population of 1.46 billion
- Use 99 million barrels of oil a day (the current number of barrels made a day in the whole word is only 89 million)
- Be using most of the worlds resources such as meat, grain, steel and whatnot
- Have 1.1 billion cars on the road (the current worldwide fleet is only 800 million!)
- Be the worlds biggest contributor to global warming

Now that's something to think about.

And by that time the Gulf stream will have shifted another degree or so and we'll be getting Hurricanes and Tornados...

Mantralord
2005-10-20, 10:57 AM
And you know why the Hurricanes are getting more and more frequent?

Global Warming!

And you know which continent contributes the most to it? Though saying that, by 2036 if China carries on at its current rate of growth they will:

- Have a population of 1.46 billion
- Use 99 million barrels of oil a day (the current number of barrels made a day in the whole word is only 89 million)
- Be using most of the worlds resources such as meat, grain, steel and whatnot
- Have 1.1 billion cars on the road (the current worldwide fleet is only 800 million!)
- Be the worlds biggest contributor to global warming

Now that's something to think about.

And by that time the Gulf stream will have shifted another degree or so and we'll be getting Hurricanes and Tornados...

And you wanna be my latex salesman...

Thanatos
2005-10-20, 11:00 AM
- Have 1.1 billion cars on the road (the current worldwide fleet is only 800 million!)

Seriously? Are you sure there's not more than 800 million cars on the road today? Doesn't sound very plausible..

Lenny
2005-10-20, 11:01 AM
Who said I do?

I may not wanna be a latex salesman!

But maybe I do...

It's a definite maybe in any case...you know what this needs? A poll!

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What's the latest update?

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Talking about Hurricanes, NASA have animated 21 of this years storms.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13479

Mantralord
2005-10-20, 06:04 PM
Who said I do?

I may not wanna be a latex salesman!



vague seinfeld reference

Mantralord
2005-10-20, 10:19 PM
This update brought to you by STORM SLAYER CHEWIES!! Now with semen!

!King_Amazon!
2005-10-20, 10:24 PM
OH SHIT...I think a cloud from the hurricane just gave me the finger...well now this is personal. You can blow away my house, you can kill my family, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here idle while the hurricane gives me the finger.


ROFLMAO.

Hades-Knight
2005-10-21, 07:25 AM
I'm going to stand here idle while the hurricane fingers me.




Figures.....
:rolleyes:

DaFrigginDoctah
2005-10-21, 10:24 AM
KK so the storm is now at 150 mph but now it has like this huge eye so I've been training even harder with my Storm Slayer and OH SHIT...I think a cloud from the hurricane just gave me the finger...well now this is personal. You can blow away my house, you can kill my family, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here idle while the hurricane gives me the finger.

Hahahaha.


Anyway, I'm sure the storm would be no match for the TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM!!!!!!!

Mantralord
2005-10-23, 11:14 AM
kaykay new update

slaynish
2005-10-23, 01:00 PM
I hope we dont ever have to face those gay tornados. Them is hard 2 fight without Storm Slayer on my side!!!xxd2

JRwakebord
2005-10-23, 11:39 PM
I anxiously await my epic battle with Wilma and I have since been doing flips and slapping hoes in preparation and also I have bought a Powerbar for energy. Also, I don't know if this matters but...I washed my hair with Herbal Essences shampoo and conditioner so my hair is silky soft and will flow in an anime-like fashion and I think that's like 30,000 power level points just right there.


I have to admit, that is fucking brilliant.

Mantralord
2005-10-24, 03:30 AM
posting from hurricane!!

JRwakebord
2005-10-24, 12:49 PM
Is your house spinning through the air yet?

gruesomeBODY
2005-10-24, 12:52 PM
mantra is quite funny good luck dude finger that strom for all of us

JRwakebord
2005-10-24, 12:53 PM
mantra is quite funny good luck dude finger that strom for all of us


Am I the only one who thinks that sounds dirty?

Adrenachrome
2005-10-24, 01:06 PM
No you are not.

Grav
2005-10-24, 01:34 PM
You mean appealing, right?

Fagmo.

-Spector-
2005-10-24, 01:55 PM
rofl a cat flew down teh street? Wtf?

undeadzombieguy
2005-10-24, 02:24 PM
HOLY SHIT A FUCKING CAT JUST FLEW DOWN THE STREET!! THIS SHIT IS ON!!!
.

ROFL

We've been having some pretty bad winds here too, altough nothing like over there. We might be having a storm tomorrow though.

gruesomeBODY
2005-10-24, 03:19 PM
i wish u posted a pic of the cat. That would have been cool

pr0xy
2005-10-25, 04:42 PM
Fawaffleroffle

Jessifer
2005-10-25, 07:09 PM
Ehrm...Any clues as to when his next post will be?

Thanatos
2005-10-25, 11:32 PM
From what it sounds like, Florida is getting raped.

Lenny
2005-10-26, 03:58 AM
His next post probably won't be for another few days.

Last I heard he'd manage to capture a video or two of something, and the power went.

JRwakebord
2005-10-26, 05:06 PM
Ehrm...Any clues as to when his next post will be?


Whenever FEMA gets things running again down there. So I'd say November. Of 2006.

Mantralord
2005-11-01, 02:18 PM
BOO! new update

JRwakebord
2005-11-01, 02:26 PM
He's alive!!!

undeadzombieguy
2005-11-01, 02:29 PM
What did you do when you were trapped inside the house with no power?

...wait dont answer, please. (please do)

JRwakebord
2005-11-01, 02:57 PM
He went fap-tastic.

Jessifer
2005-11-01, 08:08 PM
Ever think that maybe Wilma was the hurricanes drag name?

JRwakebord
2005-11-01, 08:15 PM
So if Wilma was it's drag name, does that make it's real name Devon?

Jessifer
2005-11-01, 08:21 PM
Then that means that Mantra got the biggest screwing in his life then, right?

Lenny
2005-11-02, 10:16 AM
He lives! He lives!

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Then that means that Mantra got the biggest screwing in his life then, right?

HA!

JRwakebord
2005-11-02, 01:36 PM
Then that means that Mantra got the biggest screwing in his life then, right?


Yah but was he on the giving or receiving end of it?

gruesomeBODY
2005-11-02, 05:54 PM
i would bet giving.

JRwakebord
2005-11-02, 06:22 PM
Heh, Mantra bent d3v over and had his way with him.

Sovereign
2005-11-02, 06:34 PM
Stupid storm, didn't do it's job.

WB MANTRA!


:weird:

Mantralord
2005-11-04, 09:44 PM
I went about a week without fapping since I couldn't run my computer much to look at porn. Needless to say, when I finally did, it was a torrent! (haha vague bittorrent client joke keke)

Anyway, I got power yesterday, but unfortunately my shitty Thermaltake power supply decided to explode right before I did. What are the odds...but luckily it didn't take any hardware with it. Anyway, If you wish to contribute to the Storm Slayer Power Supply Hurricane Relief fund to buy me a new power supply, the paypal address is [email protected]. I doubt I'll get anything from anyone, but you know...if you do, I'll post hurricane videos right when I get the unit coz then I'll be able to. Also, video contains pics of my sister.

Also, I've been considering this unit because it's cheap and kickass (allegedly) http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16817189003

It's got the internal hardware of a quality Antec, but at a cheap price. I likes it.

platnum
2005-11-06, 11:15 AM
Is your sister hot?

Mantralord
2005-11-06, 04:23 PM
ask chrome

JRwakebord
2005-11-06, 08:21 PM
Yah, but are YOU attracted to her?

gruesomeBODY
2005-11-06, 08:31 PM
thats a serious question too

slaynish
2005-11-06, 08:59 PM
for mantras sister... yes she is hot. i watched her video like 150 times and didnt jack off to it once, im proud of myself. It was one of those "wow this is so odd" videos

gruesomeBODY
2005-11-06, 09:51 PM
can u post that video.

Mantralord
2005-11-06, 10:04 PM
Yah, but are YOU attracted to her?

no you fag

JRwakebord
2005-11-06, 11:30 PM
Hey I was just wondering. I mean hell, gruesome said he may fuck his own kids someday.

Dar_Win
2005-11-07, 12:30 AM
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy.

DaFrigginDoctah
2005-11-07, 01:20 AM
Is your sister hot?
She's hella hot. She has nice boobies too.

Mantralord
2005-11-07, 01:38 AM
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