40 Things that only happen in movies

[kockblocker1]

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

[JRwakebord]

31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.


Hahahahha

[-Spector-]

Funny shit

[Lenny]

They don't have the one about the fact that even when on a straight road and you're seeing the driver of the car (and the road behind), the driver will always move the wheel without needing to...

[Jamesadin]

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Hahaha!

[Paradox_Knight]

There are probably more laws, but one wouldn't want to think about it much.

[Dar_Win]

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

Hahahaha

[S2 AM]

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

That is sooo true. :p

[gruesomeBODY]

funny shit well done

[Lenny]

No-one in films ever bothers to lock their car whe they get out.