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Mantralord
2005-09-24, 06:51 PM
I don't really know what makes a man the way he is. My friend Grav, for example, likes hearty doses of anime with a sprinkling of good humor, but he is just a man. He is a man in a shell of unbathed skin and a slighty rythmic undertone of warming and comforting fat. I'm not saying he's fat, but he is warm and comfortable, and maybe a man is just that. Cut to today as I stare at my buddy list on AIM, and seeing GravitonSurge not online pierces my reality like a bayonet piercing a Confederate soldier in the chest. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I wonder...why does he leave me so? Grav, with the mobility of a mammoth, yet the gentleness of a happy Saint Bernard, wanders aimlessly through the day, achieving victories that don't really seem justified, and learning things that don't really seem important. This is a man.

My friend K_A loves hearty doses of cooking shows with a sprinkling of cinnamon. I'm not saying he's gay, but making a fabulous presentation of the culinary kind seems right up his alley. With his proletarian and utilitarian mixing spoon, K_A fights the evils of bad taste by mixing in a little brandy and mixing out a good time. Sure, he's not always in a good mood, but like bread dough, give him a little time to himself and he'll be in an elevated mood in a jiffy. Through good times and downtimes K_A is always giving it his all and coming out on top a winner. This is a man.

!King_Amazon!
2005-09-24, 07:11 PM
What the fuck?

HandOfHeaven
2005-09-24, 11:08 PM
He wants to plow you?

Thanatos
2005-09-25, 11:44 AM
Grav, with the mobility of a mammoth, yet the gentleness of a happy Saint Bernard

Lmao.

This is the only funny story you've posted. Good job.

Grav
2005-09-26, 05:16 AM
Sorry, I was fucking. You know... girls.

I missed you too

!King_Amazon!
2005-09-26, 09:44 AM
But don't you go both ways Fangs?

gruesomeBODY
2005-09-26, 12:02 PM
Lmao.

This is the only funny story you've posted. Good job.


Thanatos, you are right. This is mantras first funny story. Good job mantra, wow i never thought i would say that

Mantralord
2005-09-26, 12:39 PM
i just dumbed this one down so you could understand it

Lenny
2005-09-26, 12:40 PM
If that's dumbed down, then what would it be if it's in its original itellectual form?

Original Sin
2005-09-26, 12:41 PM
He wants to plow you?

I think he wants his anal V-Card.

JRwakebord
2005-09-26, 01:13 PM
That implies K_A still has his v-card.

Grav
2005-09-26, 01:26 PM
But don't you go both ways Fangs?
I only gag guys. I don't have sex with them. But you don't really go either way.. you're a eunuch. :(

!King_Amazon!
2005-09-26, 02:54 PM
Oi I'm so confused...

gruesomeBODY
2005-09-26, 04:44 PM
i think that mantra would love to be the first to take his v card. He would then feel honored

Penny_Bags
2005-09-26, 07:56 PM
Wow HoH your earlier comment cracked me the fuck up.

Thanatos
2005-09-26, 11:21 PM
I only gag guys.

Excuse me?

Grav
2005-09-27, 05:42 AM
Scuse you, bitch.

Sovereign
2005-09-27, 09:15 PM
You're excused, young man.

Thanatos
2005-09-27, 09:54 PM
Souverin, that'll be enough out of you. I was reading through some old threads the other day and noticed a really hostile post in the flame forum I posted about you. It was quite amusing but I don't even remember why I was mad.

Pretty sure I'm older than you, too.

Sovereign
2005-09-28, 12:32 AM
2-22-87 = me
7-16-87 = you

:(

Mantralord
2005-09-28, 07:39 AM
1-1-a fucking million

PureRebel
2005-09-28, 07:49 AM
sov<Thanatos :D thanatos still is a Wierdo to me :P

lol

JRwakebord
2005-09-28, 01:15 PM
You're both youngins

Grav
2005-09-28, 01:17 PM
You're not even born yet!

Mantralord
2005-09-28, 02:34 PM
lol you're you're.....you're not even past the Big Bang theory yet!! ahhahahaha preuniversal slut

Thanatos
2005-09-28, 05:16 PM
2-22-87 = me
7-16-87 = you

:(

Oh teh noesz! 5 months.. give me a break, ass.

PureRebel, wtf?

-=Rico-GP=-
2005-09-29, 02:03 AM
Spammmmmmmmmmmamlam

Paradox_Knight
2005-10-09, 12:27 AM
Interesting story there... I think I'll skip on commenting, tired I am.