View Full Version : To all you soccer guys out there
kockblocker1
2005-09-13, 12:18 PM
http://www.croqaudile.com/clips/soccertricks.wmv
These guys any good?
Original Sin
2005-09-13, 01:43 PM
Juggling has nothing to do with actual game skill. Fancy foot work that they do tells me they spend way to much time with a soccer ball.
Besides, if any of them tried to pull off some of that foot work against me in a game, they'd would end up face first on the pitch in tears from my slide tackle. Yelloe card or not, I would show them how good my foot work is and what I think of theirs.
gruesomeBODY
2005-09-13, 03:22 PM
i mean jugglings fun to watch but hitting somebody is much more entertaining. I sorta like when a kid thinks hes all that and ends up eating dirt the entire game. And they are all the same, running to daddy asking if he can have the other team stop picking on him.
HandOfHeaven
2005-09-13, 04:01 PM
Although it be amazing all of their ball control and quick/fancy juggling moves, those are very impractical in a game. Unless they can do that running full speed toward a defender with one on their shoulder, it's very impractical. I really wanna perfect doing a rainbow (lift ball up behind you and over your head while you are facing forward) full speed over someone's head, but it would take so much work. I wanna post a cool nike soccer commercial, but I have no idea where to upload it to. It's a 3 v 3 tourney inside a ship with tiny goals for those of you who have seen it.
Mantralord
2005-09-13, 05:58 PM
Nothing I like more than sweaty jocks showering together after a game of soccer!
Hades-Knight
2005-09-13, 09:35 PM
I mastered the bicycle thing where you lift the ball behind you and it goes over your head.....It always makes people go like "WOOWOWOWOW" when you get past a defender by doing that......very hard to do when you got some1 on you tho
undeadzombieguy
2005-09-14, 02:01 AM
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osmoses-jones
2005-09-14, 07:03 AM
That is touzani he is great freestyler.Most of manager don't care if you are great freestyler.
Lenny
2005-09-14, 12:28 PM
Being able to do tricks with the football isn't too shabby, yet in a proper game it's not the fancy tricks that will score you the goals.
Granted, if you've got the fancy footwork and the skill of someone like Christiano Ronaldo, then you're made. He can get away with amazing tricks in a football match as they can help him beat the defenders and get the ball in the back of the net. But his style is more European.
I've just watched the clip. They're not bad, but they'd never be able to pull off things like that in a proper game. A few of the dummies may get them past the slower defenders, but when they come up against someone who knows what they are doing, and they're sunk.
8 or 9 times out of 10 I would be able to challenge someone trying that and win possession, taking them out in the process.
If you want to see skills like that in a real football game, then download a few clips of Christiano Ronaldo and watch them.
Whilst you're at it, download some clips of amazing goals. Those'll really impress you.
Mantralord
2005-09-14, 01:15 PM
My vote is that we shouldn't discuss soccer anymore because it is an un-American, and therefore wrong sport.
Lenny
2005-09-14, 01:19 PM
It's one of the main sports in the rest of the world.
And I think we can safely say that the rest of the world knows better than one collection of states in this case.
And anyway, what type of collection of states takes a perfectly good game, makes it much safer and calls it American Football?
1. Originally it was called Rugby and is a great English sport.
2. RUGBY! Where does football come into the name RUGBY?!
Heh heh heh...found a great quote not too long ago. A Bush one of course. In it he talks about "Rugball" and "Footby".
ROFL!
Mantralord
2005-09-14, 01:41 PM
Yes, while the United States gives people choices, the rest of the world just goes with one sport. There go your freedoms. Hahahahahahahaha.
Lenny
2005-09-14, 01:59 PM
Not just the one sport.
Football, Cricket, Tennis, Rugby.
4 major ones off the top of my head.
Mantralord
2005-09-14, 02:06 PM
What kind of depraved nation goes about hunting poor defenseless crickets for sport? I think we should dump you in a cage and have people hunt you.
Lenny
2005-09-15, 10:12 AM
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O-K...crazy person.
S2 AM
2005-09-15, 01:06 PM
Stop acting like a douchebag Mantralord, if just for one fucking day.
Sovereign
2005-09-15, 06:16 PM
Grass fairy
Mantralord
2005-09-15, 06:33 PM
Brass Monkey, that funky monkey.
Sovereign
2005-09-15, 06:40 PM
http://www.rofley.com/wetwired.png
PureRebel
2005-09-16, 04:00 AM
WHat is the ball for rugby called... A FOOTBALL!!!.. 99% of dumb people here(which is most of the population) still call RUGBY football..
Lenny
2005-09-16, 02:08 PM
What?!
How dare they call a Rugby ball a football! Then's just stupid! It's a god damn RUGBY BALL!
And why call Rugby Football when Football is Football and Rugby is Rugby?
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Comiserations about the Cricket. You guys really looked like you had it won for most of the last test. You played damn good. The best team lost.
HandOfHeaven
2005-09-16, 05:19 PM
A ball for rugby is like a watermelon, correct?
JRwakebord
2005-09-16, 05:27 PM
http://www.sanparks.org/gallery/albums/Addo_HR/Rugby_ball_donated_2.sized.jpg
Lenny
2005-09-17, 02:22 AM
Those are good balls. You can't go wrong with Gilbert balls.
Rugby: a game of two halfs played by men with weird shaped balls.
It's a great game. And can be pretty violent. The only protection people wear is a mouthguard...and the person who holds up the scrum wears a leather helmet.
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