Mantralord
2005-08-14, 06:33 AM
A void of fire, like that one time D3V decided it was a good idea to get rid of his ticks with lighter fluid and his southern BBQ: that's the best way to describe this Mantralord update! Today I kick so much ass (sodomy?) that I will literally catch fire because I'm so hawt! Oh I'm just kidding, that's a metaphor (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metaphor&db=*)! I can tell this will be a good update because you need a dictionary just to understand the title! On with the show:
1) Mood: :flipper: Entrapped! :flipper: I feel like I can't go anywhere!
2) Mood: :x Hungry! :x I feel like I can't eat anything!
3) Mood: ^_^ Horny! ^_^ I bet you all know what that was!
4) :kiss: Don Grav :kiss:, make a note that I'm gonna need to shower later on today. You're not sub-human, and I don't know why you're treated that way! Wanna go to Dairy Queen?
5) :grin: Peanut butter jelly time :grin:! Scratch #2 from the list, I guess I'm not impoverished.
6) I went outside, I guess I'm not entrapped. Scratch #1 from the list.
7) I masturbated in the shower. Scratch #3 and 4 from the list.
Things of general interest:
I'm turning 21 in a few days so you scalawags better remember! This 17th of August will be a day to remember as I plunder the liquor store of it's Mike's Hard Lemonade supply. I realize that drink is an acquired taste, and as such some people are caterogizing it in with shit like Zima. This is false, and if I ever hear such a thing I will be contacting my lawyer.
I'm thinking of getting a Logitech MX700 or an MX1000 wireless mouse for my birthday. Any experiences with this will be helpful in making my purchasing decision of either of these fine peices of technology! CAPITALISM! :flash:
I guess that's it, not really much of an update...well, at least not compared to my last one. Anyone have some rare exotic Canadian sodas? Those are nice.
1) Mood: :flipper: Entrapped! :flipper: I feel like I can't go anywhere!
2) Mood: :x Hungry! :x I feel like I can't eat anything!
3) Mood: ^_^ Horny! ^_^ I bet you all know what that was!
4) :kiss: Don Grav :kiss:, make a note that I'm gonna need to shower later on today. You're not sub-human, and I don't know why you're treated that way! Wanna go to Dairy Queen?
5) :grin: Peanut butter jelly time :grin:! Scratch #2 from the list, I guess I'm not impoverished.
6) I went outside, I guess I'm not entrapped. Scratch #1 from the list.
7) I masturbated in the shower. Scratch #3 and 4 from the list.
Things of general interest:
I'm turning 21 in a few days so you scalawags better remember! This 17th of August will be a day to remember as I plunder the liquor store of it's Mike's Hard Lemonade supply. I realize that drink is an acquired taste, and as such some people are caterogizing it in with shit like Zima. This is false, and if I ever hear such a thing I will be contacting my lawyer.
I'm thinking of getting a Logitech MX700 or an MX1000 wireless mouse for my birthday. Any experiences with this will be helpful in making my purchasing decision of either of these fine peices of technology! CAPITALISM! :flash:
I guess that's it, not really much of an update...well, at least not compared to my last one. Anyone have some rare exotic Canadian sodas? Those are nice.