Kegger 2.0

[Medieval Bob]

Do you live in the Arlington area?

Wanna hit up my kegger tonight 8-dry?

Send me a PM.

Not that I expect anyone to... I just wanted to announce my http://keg.biz/pics/Keg-01.jpg

[HandOfHeaven]

I so wish I lived near you!

[Thanatos]

There's a kegger at my buddy's house tonight, as well. Have fun, Bob; I know I will.

[Grav]

I really loathe these kind of parties. It's always rednecks and wrestlers. Which means I just watch stupid people fight, get bored, and leave.

[Medieval Bob]

I'm sorry, Mr. Sophisticated, that you're bored at keggers.

[Penguin]

55 bucks get you a full keg here (Bud), trade an empty one in for a full one, luckily my friends and I already have 2 or 3 kegs.

[Medieval Bob]

1 keg = 56.8 liters = 1,920 US fluid ounces = 240 8oz cups

[sue_13]

Kegstand anyone?

[Medieval Bob]

http://www.beerbongsrus.com/beer_bong.jpg

[Sovereign]

Beer = piss water.

Yuck.

[sue_13]

Poor Sov... go with some straight up liquor... after a couple you won't even care how it tastes my man.

[RoboticSilence]

Beer = piss water.

Yuck.
Don't drink cheap beer and you won't think that.

[Mantralord]

You're all WalMart mouth-breathers compared to my superior intellect.

Can I come too!?

[Medieval Bob]

Takes a while to learn to like beer.

[Kaneda]

I've been drinking since Freshman days, and I despise all beer. The good ones I like even less due to the fact they have more taste. I've alwats been a hard liquer guy. I'll drink it if its free of course.

[Medieval Bob]

Pick a beer. (I went with Bud Light since everybody drinks it.) Drink it at every party. Just beer. Just takes a couple of months if you actually hit up parties often.

[HandOfHeaven]

I hate beer, but I did have a few cans of Blue Ribbon Light (so fucking gross) last night to get a buzz.

[slaynish]

I hate beer, but I did have a few cans of Blue Ribbon Light (so fucking gross) last night to get a buzz.


You will bow down to my 1337 beer drinking skillz.

Had that last night, i told my mom tonight though that after reading my new HP book, i need to celebrate, so she 'suprised' me with another 22 oz, this time of Coors light

I've never seen a 40oz in my life, but thats what i want!

[Sovereign]

I've had Miller Light, Molsons, and Lebat Bleu. Although the molsons didn't taste as bad, they were still all nasty.

If those are all 'cheap beers', which ones would you recommend.

[Kaneda]

Try Rolling Rock. Thats the best one I've tasted.

[badboy]

Tequila is definately 100% better than beer. And do you mean Arlington Texas ?

[Thanatos]

Pick a beer. (I went with Bud Light since everybody drinks it.) Drink it at every party. Just beer. Just takes a couple of months if you actually hit up parties often.

That's actually what I did. I hated drinking beer until I learned the game Tippycup. You guys ever heard of it? Here's how you play: form 2 teams (preferably boys vs. girls) and get a cup of beer ready. First person has to down their beer and then set the cup on the edge of the table upside down and has to flip it so it does a front flip and lands straight up. Then it's the next person's turn.

That's what got me into not having a problem with drinking beer.

How was your kegger, Bob?

[Medieval Bob]

Jes. Arlington, TX.

[Medieval Bob]

I am drunk now. It is 11:00 a.m. I have boobies on my hand. I passed out on my kitchen floor. I didn't have pants on when I woke up.

[Grav]

Sounds.. retarded.

[Lenny]

What's your sophisticated version of a Kegger then??

A little evening party with flutes of champagne and everyone in ball gowns and tuxedos?? A small chamber orchestra playing away in the background whilst you are surrounded by a bunch of nobs tittering politely at your latest crass rendition of an old joke??

[Grav]

whilst you are surrounded by a bunch of nobs tittering
No, I'm not gay dude.

[Kaneda]

LoL. You detailed the quite exquistely.

Oh and it sounds like Bobs party went just right. How far is Arlington from Austin?

[Lenny]

nob2 (nŏb)
n. Chiefly British Slang. A person of wealth or social standing: “The nobs were forever snubbing the snobs” (Conor Cruise O'Brien).

n. an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners)

Like a snob, and a toff, but not.

I keep forgetting you guys don't get the British slang over there...yet we seem to get the majority of yours.

[Grav]

nob2 (nŏb)
n. Chiefly British Slang. A person of wealth or social standing: “The nobs were forever snubbing the snobs” (Conor Cruise O'Brien).

n. an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners)

Like a snob, and a toff, but not.

I keep forgetting you guys don't get the British slang over there...yet we seem to get the majority of yours.
That's because British slang is buns.

[Kaneda]

I knew what a nob is.

Whats buns? Besides edible.

[Lenny]

Buns is slang for drunken spree, and one of the buttocks.

[Kaneda]

Now that just sounds plain stupid.

[Medieval Bob]

It's about 3.5-4 hours depending on traffic.

[Sovereign]

Search the net for your shaming pictures.

[badboy]

I live about 40 minutes West of you Bob.

[Thanatos]

I am drunk now. It is 11:00 a.m. I have boobies on my hand. I passed out on my kitchen floor. I didn't have pants on when I woke up.

Hopefully the boobies are attached to a woman and you didn't have a drunken violence spree. Sounds like everything worked out as planned. :D

[Penny_Bags]

Drink Warsteiner!

[JRwakebord]

Bud light is ok. I've actually grown to like it after having it a bunch and funneling it. I still prefer hard alcohol though.

[HandOfHeaven]

Yeah, I prefer hard alcohol too. Screwdrivers are my favorite mixed drinks. I'll drink beer if it's around, but yeah.