Computer Sexual Innuendo #2

[Mantralord]

Hey Grav, I wanna hook my USB header onto your motherboard pin.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

I want to shoot my sperm onto your face.

Oops.

[Mantralord]

Hey Rico, I wanna inject my DLL into your memory space.

[undeadzombieguy]

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

[Lenny]

I wanna put my floppy into your slot.

[Mantralord]

Your DLL has worms and viruses.

Run your scanner on me baby.

[undeadzombieguy]

Only if there's a popup blocker active.

[Lenny]

Turn me on...

Very poor I know...I can't think of anything else...:cry:

[Mantralord]

Hey Lenny, I wanna unlock your ports and send my packets.

[Grav]

That is a huge fucking ant on my curtain. How the hell?

[Mantralord]

Hey Grav, I wanna compile your drivers right into my kernel.

[Grav]

I want to hook up a 7.1 sound system and pump you full of bass.

[Mantralord]

I wanna put my DDR Booster on you and pump you full of volts.

[Grav]

Let's do it "dual core."

[Mantralord]

I wanna overclock your CPU from Venice all the way to San Diego.

[Grav]

Your capacitor is leaking.

[Mantralord]

Put some Rubycons on my motherboard baby!

[tidus2005]

Is that a Joy Stick or are you just happy to see me.

[HandOfHeaven]

Help me plug in my mouse.

[Mantralord]

Yeah slide it into my USB port baby.

[JRwakebord]

DO you want it in the PS/2 or the USB port? I go both ways.

[Mantralord]

DO you want it in the PS/2 or the USB port? I go both ways.

No my system bus isn't wide enough!

[Penny_Bags]

I wanna stab you in the temple and jack off on your wounds.

[Ganga]

I wanna stab you in the temple and jack off on your wounds.

I second that.

[Mantralord]

Ganga, I wanna plug my network cable into your router.

[Jamesadin]

Use your CD, the 3 and a half inch floppy isnt enough!