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Kaneda
2005-05-18, 08:39 AM
Just once I'd like to be in one of thier commercials. They all seem so fun and happy go lucky. Fuck the clothes, you wouldnt catch me dead in them, but some of the commercials I could do.

Doofus_AW
2005-05-18, 09:13 AM
Just once I'd like to be in one of thier commercials. They all seem so fun and happy go lucky. Fuck the clothes, you wouldnt catch me dead in them, but some of the commercials I could do.
I could certainly "do" some of the women in their commercials :p

Sovereign
2005-05-18, 11:43 AM
Annoying annoying annoying

I hope old navy explodes.

Lenny
2005-05-18, 11:47 AM
What is Old Navy??

RoboticSilence
2005-05-18, 02:29 PM
What is Old Navy??
A really shitty American clothing retailer chain.

!King_Amazon!
2005-05-18, 02:36 PM
Fuck all of you, I have an old navy hoodie that I wear sometimes and I like it just fine.

Kaneda
2005-05-18, 02:49 PM
Which proves our point.

Xenn
2005-05-18, 03:22 PM
Old Navy... for people too poor to shop at the Gap but still want to act like rich snobs

Not that the Gap is any better, but it (literally) owns Old Navy.

Medieval Bob
2005-05-18, 03:33 PM
Act like rich snobs? Old Navy has some of the cheapest clothes in America.

Penny_Bags
2005-05-18, 05:14 PM
Yeah what the hell is that comment, Xenn? Stop trying to belittle people...




hah.... irony!

JRwakebord
2005-05-18, 05:37 PM
Whats wrong with paying less $$ for the same quality clothing? It's why I shop at AE instead of A&F. Same stuff, lower cost.

khwiii
2005-05-18, 06:30 PM
Gap = Old Navy = Banana Republic.

It's all the same stuff.

Xenn
2005-05-18, 07:20 PM
Actually I don't know how much Old Navy costs. I don't shop there. I just see the commercials which are like "just 24.99 for baby sized".. wtf is that?

And I know (of) some annoying rich kids who wear old navy.

Kaneda
2005-05-18, 10:35 PM
Goodwill baby! Ya

RoboticSilence
2005-05-19, 01:27 AM
Old Navy clothes are cheaply made and are easily destroyed. I had a jacket fall apart without any realy reason.

Sovereign
2005-05-19, 04:44 AM
Remember that old Old Navy Bitch and her Dog?

HandOfHeaven
2005-05-19, 07:35 PM
If you want shitty clothes, go to 'Pimpercrombie and Bitch'.

Penny_Bags
2005-05-19, 09:46 PM
Hands down best activity ever at a mall is:

Go to Abercrombie... ask where the new clothes are.

Okay so it's trite and not very funny.... fine. Just take the clothes into the dressing room and shit in them.

sue_13
2005-05-20, 09:27 AM
haha I never thought of doing something like that... that would be funny. Have you ever done that?

HandOfHeaven
2005-05-20, 10:49 PM
I saw these torn up, painted, and splooged on jeans at Hollister for like $80. I was gonna go buy a normal pair, rip them em up in the store, and put shit on them and try and put em on display there.

Mantralord
2005-05-21, 05:29 AM
Hay gies maibe Ould Naevie shude bee reenaemd too Ould Graevy!!!

Grav
2005-05-21, 07:29 AM
You're too gay to be gay.

Penny_Bags
2005-05-22, 10:52 AM
Honestly.

Lenny
2005-05-22, 10:54 AM
I've already told you I won't tell you again!!

Sovereign
2005-05-22, 02:38 PM
Tell him again.

Randuin
2005-05-23, 09:23 AM
Armani is where it's at.

Kaneda
2005-05-23, 09:37 AM
Why, cause your a celeb worshiper and thats what they wear?

Lenny
2005-05-23, 09:49 AM
He he he...I read that as "Why, cause you're a celery worshipper"...:p

Randuin
2005-05-23, 02:52 PM
Because it's expensive.

Thanatos
2005-05-24, 07:24 AM
So that makes it better?

Kaneda
2005-05-24, 08:22 AM
The value of ones life is dependent on ones material possessions.
Obviously Randuin has a metaphorical hole that he needs to fill, so he buys expensive clothes. Or would like to.

JRwakebord
2005-05-24, 12:05 PM
He could just think it looks nice... Or uses it to impress/pick up chicks, in which case I think it could be excusable from time to time.

Grav
2005-05-24, 01:48 PM
It's just that he has a small chinese penis.

!King_Amazon!
2005-05-24, 03:02 PM
Grav wins the cake.

Medieval Bob
2005-05-24, 03:03 PM
There was cake to be won?!?

tidus2005
2005-05-24, 08:27 PM
Dam i want a piece of cake.

Acer
2005-05-24, 08:57 PM
lol... you would do the commercial but would be caught dead wearing the clothes which you would have to wear to be in the commercial. you would be very entertaining in the commercial dead and all

Mantralord
2005-05-24, 09:04 PM
Anyone know where I can download Gravcakes?

JRwakebord
2005-05-24, 09:47 PM
Straight from D3V's ass after Grav finishes raping him.

Kaneda
2005-05-25, 09:50 AM
Ya, that would be a good reason.

Lenny
2005-05-25, 10:35 AM
Well doesn't that just take the biscuit...

Or would you say Cookie in America?? You don't have biscuits...you have cookies...right??

JRwakebord
2005-05-25, 10:36 AM
Cookies here in the US of A. Biscuits are for wankers.

Lenny
2005-05-25, 10:54 AM
I resent that!!!

Cookies are a type of biscuit anyway...

Sovereign
2005-05-25, 11:53 AM
Biscuits are pretty good....

I only like one kind of cookie anyway.

Kaneda
2005-05-25, 12:15 PM
Biscuits or cookies, either way you got the saying wrong. It goes
Well doesnt that just take the cake.
And we do have biscuits but they're well...biscuits... you put gravy on them, or butter w/ dinner.

Acer
2005-05-25, 01:15 PM
all of that sucks... oreos aren't even a cookie because i hate cookies and love oreos so i declare them their own.

Medieval Bob
2005-05-25, 01:32 PM
How are Oreos not cookies?

Kaneda
2005-05-25, 02:28 PM
Snickerdoodles are the best cookies EVA!

JRwakebord
2005-05-25, 06:10 PM
Double Stuf Oreos are the best. And yes they are cookies.

Acer
2005-05-25, 09:18 PM
i said i declared them not cookies since i hate cookies and love them... im not saying they really arent

Kaneda
2005-05-26, 08:54 AM
Orrr you could just say you like cookies.

Lenny
2005-05-26, 10:17 AM
You really don't think that "Doesn't that just take the biscuit?" isn't a proper phrase??!

OMG!!! THE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY!!!

Maybe it's a little English thingy...well of course it would be, you call biscuits cookies and then weird things with gravy biscuits!! It's like mixing bacon and jam!! Doesn't really go...

Omg...I just realised...you don't have jam, you have jelly!! And then you call the jelly jelly jello!!! ARGH!!!

WetWired
2005-05-26, 11:04 AM
Actually, we have both jam and jelly; whether it's jam or jelly depends on its consistancy. In America, a cookie is always sweet, and biscuit usually refers to a kind of white roll without a browned crust, nor springy, well held together insides, which is usually broken in half (as cleanly as possible for a bread of the nature I just described); this bread is more likely salty than sweet and is commonly served with butter or jam/jelly/preserves for breakfast with eggs and sausage, with fried chicken, or by itself with gravy. It should be noted, however, that certain breads that if they were sweeter would be called cookies are also called biscuits.

Kaneda
2005-05-26, 11:11 AM
So we are superior in all ways! We have jam jelly jello, biscuits and cookies!

JRwakebord
2005-05-26, 03:40 PM
Yah! And you drive on the wrong side of the fucking road, you limey bastard!

Mantralord
2005-05-26, 06:03 PM
My favorite cookies involve fetching them from people's anuses.

HandOfHeaven
2005-05-26, 08:29 PM
Maybe you want to make it a double stuff...

Thanatos
2005-05-26, 10:15 PM
ZING! :killgrin:

Mantralord
2005-05-27, 01:06 AM
ZING! :killgrin:

Yeah, the initial pain of anal penetration is uncomfortable, but you get used to it.

Kaneda
2005-05-27, 07:19 AM
Whats the fucking point then? Why spent countless hours being done in the butt if all you get out of it is used to it. Fuck that if I was gay I'd stick to oral and handjobs.

JRwakebord
2005-05-27, 09:11 AM
He said you get used to the pain. He never said you get used to the pleasure. It's like a girl getting used to the pain after losing her virginity.

Lenny
2005-05-27, 11:07 AM
We do not drive on the wrong side of the road, we drive on the right, which isn't the left...:D

And we have all those products...we just name them differently...

JRwakebord
2005-05-27, 04:12 PM
Ok look at it this way: How many places do people drive on the wrong side of the road? 65, a lot of those being small islands in the pacific and indian oceans. 20 to 30 of those are sovereign nations, maybe less. Now how many nations are there in the world? The US State Department recognizes 192. Now 30/192 really isn't that good, now is it? I'd say the rest of the world is.. *ahem* right.

Kaneda
2005-05-27, 04:16 PM
Exactly you get used to the pain as in the pain is always there but your anus just learns to cope w/ it. I assume some people like taking, but it seems like most of the please is coming from the giving end.

JRwakebord
2005-05-27, 05:22 PM
The human male g-spot is actually the prostate, which is stimulated by anal penetration. Go ahead and tell me you don't think taking is pleasurable.

Lenny
2005-05-27, 05:31 PM
That must hurt...

I think that the Europeans are crazy, driving on the right, as are you lot...:p

I prefer the left side, 'cos if we didn't drive on the left side we'd have to change all of our cars, and that would cost a lot of money.

Yet they have the right idea about the Euro. I like the Euro.

JRwakebord
2005-05-27, 05:37 PM
We have more roads, more cars, and more drivers. It would cost us more. We (along with the majority of the rest of the world) win.

Lenny
2005-05-27, 05:41 PM
Damn...:(

I still prefer the left side...:D

JRwakebord
2005-05-27, 05:42 PM
That's because you're the resident crazy guy.

WetWired
2005-05-27, 05:47 PM
No, not all your cars; there are several cars you can buy in the UK that only come left-hand drive. Besides, when you go for an outing in France, you drive on the right side of the road and stay on the right side of your car; if you can do it then, you can do it all the time.

Lenny
2005-05-27, 05:50 PM
Yeah but it's damn stupid...fair enough, I can't drive yet, but it is really annoying having to drive on the other side of the road...the steering wheel's on the wrong side for starters.

Being left-handed it may be eaiser for me to drive on the right...I don't know...

Japan drives on the left...

Maybe this should be split into a "Which side of the road" thread...it has nothing to do with Old Navy so...

badboy
2005-05-28, 02:18 AM
Old Navy clothes are alright. The commercials make me not want to wear the clothes though.

WetWired
2005-05-28, 02:46 PM
Well, this is the chat forum, and exactly where to split the thread is uncertain.

Lenny
2005-05-29, 04:43 PM
Erm...good point.

Let's just leave it then...:D

JRwakebord
2005-05-29, 10:31 PM
You suck!

Lenny
2005-05-30, 10:27 AM
I do not!!!

And how would you know anyway??

JRwakebord
2005-05-30, 01:57 PM
Your priest showed me pictures.