Kidnapped

[Lenny]

Our Resident Jew has been kidnapped!!! :eek:

I don't know why this is a conspiracy...it's just that this forum is kinda slightly dead...and well...I don't know, maybe someone can weave a tale of other forums being jealous and kidnapping our resident jew for themselves...

Where did he go anyway?? Don't tell me he took our advice and is gonna come back when he is old enough...

[JRwakebord]

Shh! We don't want him to come back, so stop asking! Besides, you and I have plenty of activity in the WRT.

[Thanatos]

Future gay couple? Possibly.

[JRwakebord]

It's true, Lenny and I are in love.

[Lenny]

Really??? I...I...I don't know waht to say...it's all so sudden...I didn't want to be like this...I...I...I wanted...to be...

[JRwakebord]

straight?

[Lenny]

No silly...a Lumberjack!

[Thanatos]

I feel like I should delete my posts in here so you guys can be alone.

[JRwakebord]

Why? Whoever said 3 is a crowd was never in a situation like this before...

[Lenny]

Two's company. Three's the result...

[JRwakebord]

I prefer two's company, three's a party

[Grav]

I think ZONALON WAS JRWAKEBORD IN DISGUISE!!!

[JRwakebord]

Don't you ever insult me like that again.

[Grav]

I think ZONALON WAS JRWAKEBORD'S MOM IN DISGUISE!!!

[Lenny]

You'd've thought that JR would notice if his mum was kidnapped...wouldn't you??

And don't say his name like that...it may act as something to bring him back...

[JRwakebord]

LOL my mom would have enough trouble creating an account, nevermind trying to actually post.

[Lenny]

Most parents would...unless they could use computers...anywho...how did an 8 year old work it out anyway?? Isn't there some kind of something to prevent it?? Or am I at in a different forum from everyone else??

[JRwakebord]

It's called "lying". Peopple do it all the time to look at pr0n, so why not a forum as well?

[tokill.ace]

Because Porn > Forum

[kaos]

Or Porn > Forum < Porn > Forum.

[JRwakebord]

Either way it's safe to say that both porn and the forum are good

[Lenny]

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