Under the table

[Acer]

Well I have been jobless and sitting around bored. My step-dad asked me if I wanted to work for these peopels, a friend of mine's parents for $9/hr under the table painting. What am I painting? I dunno probly a house lol. It is just a side job for probly two weeks but I am starting tomorrow at 8am and it seems to be a long day of work. Est $360 a week, not amazing... not bad. My friend, their daughter is actually extremely hot. I remember meeting her and we hung out then I asked her age. I assumed she was my age around 18... god was I wrong, she is 14. IM A PERV NOW! haha j/k, but it was def weird.

[Sum Yung Guy]

your 18 and you dont have a real job.... =/

[Thanatos]

He should probably join the army, right?

[PureRebel]

and get paid extra to drop ze soap.!

[Mantralord]

Well, I'm 20 and I've only worked 3 months in my whole life. Then again, I'm a communist.

[undeadzombieguy]

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[PureRebel]

do they do experiments on j0o?

[Sovereign]

What kind of pills O_o

[Acer]

I had a real job, but I just moved back to Florida and no way to a real job. Once my car is finished I am getting a full time job.

[Kaneda]

I was going to do that here. Cause I couldn't get a job for a while. But the companies and the ads never gave address or anything. I got a phone number one time, and it explained a bit about the company and was like thank you for calling bye. Right... so where do I sign up for the experiments. They always want, Men between 19-45 and sterile women or post menaposle(sp?) women. So its got to be bad for your reproduction someway... Think about, they're using you as a rat. They know the drug won't do serious damages or kill you but they're not quite sure what all the symptoms are. Plus I'm sure you have to sign wavers out your butthole when you get there.

[Sum Yung Guy]

He should probably join the army, right?
You catch on quick. You should join army too. bwuahahahahah

[Sovereign]

The army called my house once. Asked if I wanted to join. He wouldn't take no for an answer. I eventually told him I have severe bipolar disorder, and that I need to be medicated to prevent myself from doing anything stupid... the guy still would'nt shut up. Army getting desperate?

[Sum Yung Guy]

The army called my house once. Asked if I wanted to join. He wouldn't take no for an answer. I eventually told him I have severe bipolar disorder, and that I need to be medicated to prevent myself from doing anything stupid... the guy still would'nt shut up. Army getting desperate?
Actually yes. We are extremely shorthanded.

[undeadzombieguy]

Recruit China.

[Mantralord]

It's been 4 days already and I can't shake the squares off my feet...but I wonder...do I really want to shake them off? I don't think so.

End journal.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

$9/hr for something like painting is definitly not bad.

Now that I've quit school I'm thinking of signing up for some medical tests, they're mostly safe and you get like $1300,- for being there 2 weeks, doing nothing but taking shots and pills...
Well, I make 19.67 an hour for making paint, so poo on y00. Actually I just push a button now and then and watch it drop into the cans / pails.

[Thanatos]

I thought you were a professional hobo..

[kaos]

Wait wait wait....what KIND of button?

[JRwakebord]

A big red one? Or a little green one?

[DaFrigginDoctah]

Actually, it's semi-transparent green with a Light Emitting Diode on the inside which emits a light green essence.

[DaFrigginDoctah]

That's my day-job, you goober.

[Lenny]

He he he...he he...he he he he...goober...:p

[Sovereign]

Isn't that a kind of candy?

[JRwakebord]

Thats a Gobstopper

[Sovereign]

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/goobers.htm


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JRwakebord]

I stand corrected.