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Ok check this out...
I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend.
He puts on her myspace comment...
"bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl..
i miss you<3"
which is cool, and to make a joke i said "and im the bogusest of them all" and she IMs me laughing at the stupidity that i am
well for some reason, guys have to be like this and he replies...
"no..youre just a douch bag..
cut your hair" - by the way I have long ass hair, and i've gone to cut it but everyone wont let me
So why do guys have to be dickheads like this? Jealousy maybe? I'm sure he has read our flirty comments from other times and is threaten but come on...
Adrenachrome
2005-04-07, 09:36 PM
Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
Well yeah, but he dosen't know that. Only she does... he dosen't know me at all!
If she was on the toilet taking a dump, would you give her oral?
JRwakebord
2005-04-08, 12:00 AM
And then would you wipe her ass with your tongue?
Anywhore, he may just be the jealous type of guy. If that's what it is, there's nothing you can do about it except hope he doesn't randomly flip out some day. I think patience is the name of the game.
Kick his ass! YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!
He sounds like a moron. If I were you, I'd mock him at every opportunity.
Sovereign
2005-04-08, 03:03 AM
I agree. He sounds pretty stupid.
khwiii
2005-04-08, 04:40 AM
Ok check this out...
I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend.
He puts on her myspace comment...
"bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl..
i miss you<3"
What a fucking loser. "His girl" and it hasn't even been a week. Wow, sounds like he has all kinds of issues. Including insecurity.
Thanatos
2005-04-08, 06:07 AM
From what it sounds like, I'm guessing this girl gives this guy a month max. She'll realize that he has numerous issues and dump him. Then, ACER 4TW!
DaFrigginDoctah
2005-04-08, 10:13 AM
Ok check this out...
I have this friend who is a girl. And she just got a b/f this past weekend.
He puts on her myspace comment...
"bogus dudes need to stop creepin on my girl..
i miss you<3"
which is cool, and to make a joke i said "and im the bogusest of them all" and she IMs me laughing at the stupidity that i am
well for some reason, guys have to be like this and he replies...
"no..youre just a douch bag..
cut your hair" - by the way I have long ass hair, and i've gone to cut it but everyone wont let me
So why do guys have to be dickheads like this? Jealousy maybe? I'm sure he has read our flirty comments from other times and is threaten but come on...
What's her MySpace?
I am thinking about it... but then it is her b/f. I dunno, I want to see her repsonce to it, she hasn't seen it.
Maybe, I was going to be nice and respect the fact he is dating her. Fuck that now... I hope it isn't even a month
Update: The comment is deleted, I beleive it was probly her. I win
Maybe she doesn't really like you and is ignoring you.
Lenny
2005-04-08, 01:55 PM
Or maybe she really likes him but is too shy so ignores him...it does happen...
*Wanders IN* I guess I'm gonnago get high now *Wanders off*
How is she ignoring me? She deleted his gay ass comment lol... not mine. The only thing he has over me is the fact he has known her longer. I've known her for a month and half and we are already close.
HandOfHeaven
2005-04-08, 05:50 PM
Well, I would say either try to get along with him, or flirt with her when he's around. Most logical thing now, is to wait it out.
Kaneda
2005-04-08, 05:57 PM
:rolleyes: w/e
Tehm shiz talkin words son.
How is she ignoring me? She deleted his gay ass comment lol... not mine. The only thing he has over me is the fact he has known her longer. I've known her for a month and half and we are already close.
So you know her over the internet? For all you know..she is a guy.
Kaneda
2005-04-09, 04:24 AM
No, he just check her internet myspace(I guess you it's like a guestbook). he and her b/f both left msg's there.
lol no, i wouldnt like a girl that i dont know in person... she is good friends with my friends and we met a party
-=Rico-GP=-
2005-04-10, 03:40 PM
Did you hit it?
Not yet, b/f bs is in the way
Demosthenes
2005-04-10, 05:43 PM
Not yet, b/f bs is in the way
The way I see it is you have two options. You can either a.) kick his ass or b.) be tactful and just make him look stupid at every opporunity you get, as Slim pointed out above.
If you decide to go with option A, make sure you are physically superior to him in every way. This one can come back and bite you in the ass if you lose. Not only will it make you look like a jealous moron, it'll also make you look like a wimp. It will give this guy an advantage over you because any time you gain any advantage on him, he will be able to bring back the fight and use it against you. Not only that, but once he knows that he is physically superior to you, it will free him up to do many things that he wouldn't have had he been doubtful of that.
If you know that you can kick his ass, ask yourself a second question: What type of girl is she? Is she one of those girls that gets a thrill off of her "man" being the macho type, or will she most likely ignore you after the fight?
Even if you win the fight, and she favors macho guys, it doesn't necessarily mean anything. All that means is that her fool boyfriend will be more timid around you, and you won't have to put up with his bullshit. You'll have more leeway with what you can do with her before her boyfriend steps in. This will, however, accomplish her boyfriend not interfering with the normal things you do with her. You can take it from there.
Personally, though, I would prefer to use the tactful method. Just make him look stupid every chance you get. Get him to lash out at you, get him to lash out at her, get on his berves, do everything you can to make him look like a jackass. Eventually, she'll break up with him because of it, and then you're free to do what you please.
B is my plan... I want to piss him off and get him to attack me... so even if I do lose all her friends(mine too) will be pissed at him causing her to be too. I don't think I would lose though.
Demosthenes
2005-04-10, 07:36 PM
B is my plan... I want to piss him off and get him to attack me... so even if I do lose all her friends(mine too) will be pissed at him causing her to be too. I don't think I would lose though.
If he attack you, try and get the first hit. From what I've learned is if you get the first hit, you'll most likely win. First shot should be a quick hook to the temple, next to the juggular. Of course, if he does get the first hit, a quick kick in the nuts will almost always changes the course of a fight.
HandOfHeaven
2005-04-10, 08:00 PM
A kick in the nuts works, but that will mark you down as a weak and cheap fighter, and he won't be afraid of you. Some girls may think you are wimpy to take the easy way out, but others will think that the guy had it coming.
Yeah, I wouldnt hit a guy in the nuts but most of the time guys will push before swinging... well if someone pushes me I flip and swing. So that will probly happen. If he gets the first hit it won't matter to me. It isn't about how many times I get hit. You need to hit me hard enough to knock me out or dizzy me and I mean in one hit or it get me in submission. I've been in a fight verses three kids hitting me in the head and I wont because I couldn't feel. I just kept giving them shots to the stomach
Demosthenes
2005-04-10, 10:05 PM
In my experience, a good right-hook to the temple will just about always do the trick.
Adrenachrome
2005-04-10, 11:15 PM
straight left to the chin is a knockout
Score... I just asked her if he had a problem with me... and she said "no! he is a dickhead like that! i yelled at him and he is sorry"
In a way she thinks he is "sorry" is gay, but w/e
EDIT: "m going to bed, i love you!"
she has never said that, always <3... im feelin the take here
Kaneda
2005-04-10, 11:38 PM
Gitty gitty. jackpot.
Lenny
2005-04-11, 12:20 PM
Good luck with her Acer.
straight left to the chin is a knockout
Bingo, it shakes the shit out of your brain. The chin moves when hit, which rattles your brain and at the least disorients the shit out of you.
HandOfHeaven
2005-04-11, 07:34 PM
I'd say a good hard hit to the sternum, although it is hard to hit the exact spot. Temple is the way to go and then juggular.
Or you can always shoot or stab him.
Women only do two things: fuck with your head, and take your money.
But what are you idiots talking about? Fighting him, shooting him. In this society, that sort of thing can get you in pretty deep shit. If you really like her, just be patient and see what happens.
Fighting is my last resort... but I will push him. The only thing is she yelled at him and got him to "be sorry". So now if I push his buttons I will be the bad guy
Kaneda
2005-04-12, 08:19 AM
I'm assuming by the quotation mark you know that he is no way sorry. You just have to be smart and do things she thinks is sweet(but not out of hand)and that he hates. Then the ball is in his court again.
Anyways, I was once in a similar situation. I was dating this girl (in highschool pff) and her foster brother and her once had some sort of relationship. So anyways when we started dating he got exremely jealous. He thought he was in looove w/ her. W/e. So anyways, whenever I went over there he would try and start shit. But being that I was bigger and smarter, he wouldn't really do anything besides give me looks and talk shit. So I left him think hes special. He was abusive w/ her though. And that wouldn't stand, so I embarrsed him one day when 3 of his friends were over. Knocked his ass to the ground, made him say sorry to her, and that he would leaver her alone. Well anyways, she was a great lay, until I found a sleeping tshirt of hers and a pair of panties covered in white semen like streaks. At that point I figured that her and her foster brother still had some sick relationship, either that or he forced her to. And that was that.
Or paint your penis into one of those things in gravs avatar and sticking it slowly in her while making her scream out whatever you painted it into.
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