Zonalon.

[Mantralord]

I made an mp3 of what zonalon might sound like if he read this thread. (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35905) Here you go: http://www.rofley.com/zonalon.mp3

[Lenny]

LOL! LOL LOL LOL!!!

That is pure genius!!!

[kaos]

LMAO...damn that shit is teh funnay!

I'm putting it on CD and bumping it in the car.

[Kaneda]

LOL. Bumping in your car.

[Thanatos]

"I'm 8 years old and I'm a racist."

[Grav]

Hi, racist.

[D3V]

Lol, nice one.

[KagomJack]

That was awesome! Do one of me :(

[D3V]

Yeah I'd like to hear that....not.

http://prence.org/flash/n1gger.swf

I'm sure he'll like this .. http://prence.org/flash/jew-heyya.swf

[Kaneda]

That was tiiiiight.

[!King_Amazon!]

It was fucking stupid.

[Sovereign]

Mothra is about to go fight Batra.

Lawl for shitty graphics. I love these old godzilla movies.

[JRwakebord]

Ah... Thank you for that. I needed a good laugh.

[!King_Amazon!]

It wasn't in any way funny.

[Mantralord]

K_A is probably the sort of person who thinks Kung Pow or Airplane isn't funny.

[!King_Amazon!]

Or maybe I just don't think this is funny.

[Kaneda]

I love Kung Pow, but not Airplane.

[KagomJack]

Hmmm...I hated Kung Pow, but Airplane was just funny.

"Hey Timmy, you ever been in a cockpit before?" "No, sir, I haven't!" "Hey, Timmy, ever seen a grown man naked?"

Needless to say, the line was funny, but highly disturbing.

[JRwakebord]

At least he was a pilot, not a priest. Otherwise it would be even more disturbing, in light of current events.

[Mantralord]

At least he was a pilot, not a priest. Otherwise it would be even more disturbing, in light of current events.

Airplane 2 has priest pedophile innuendo.

[JRwakebord]

Really? Hmm, don't remember it. Then again, I've only seen Airplane 2 once, and many years ago, so that would explain why.

[D3V]

Yeah I haven't seen it since it came out on vhs.

[Kaneda]

Yeah I haven't seen it since it came out on vhs.

Here! You special little guy you.

[JRwakebord]

I thought the Jews stole all of the chocolate chips

[Grav]

I thought the Jews stole all of the chocolate chips

LOL. Win.

[D3V]

They stole the "black" chips and made them into slaves, those goddamn jews are also the drug lords who stole your bike and raped your mom.

[Grav]

My.. fucking.. bike..

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JRwakebord]

That would explain my sister's huge nose.

[Mantralord]

Anyone knows where I can download a 56k modem?

[JRwakebord]

Wait, what? I'm confused.

[Grav]

Sometimes I even pour white supremacy on my pancakes.

[JRwakebord]

Are they chocolate chip pancakes? Because those are my favorite.

[Grav]

Banana, actually. Bananas harvested by the OPPRESSED BLACK MAN.

Just kidding. They're happy being slaves, really! This way they don't have to think.

[JRwakebord]

Wouldn't those be cotton pancakes?

[Grav]

Nah, sugar cane and tobacco pancakes. Just for a little kick in the morning.

[JRwakebord]

Then at least eat them wearing freshly picked cotton

[Mantralord]

I opt for a little white supremacy in sex, because I'm into bondage.

[JRwakebord]

What if the girl you're with is also white?

And on second thought: Wait, since when do you get laid?

[!King_Amazon!]

That girl would be a guy, mantralord is gay.

[undeadzombieguy]

I expected Mantralord to have a mexican accent...sort of like a gay version of ish, the fabric dude on pimp my ride...:(

[Hades-Knight]

I expected Mantralord to have a mexican accent...sort of like a gay version of ish, the fabric dude on pimp my ride...:(


He clearly didnt read that dumbass, he used one of those speech programs.

[Thanatos]

Are you sure?

[KagomJack]

Not necessarily...I could've done that bit in a weird little voice like he had done.

[JRwakebord]

My guess is he recorded it in his voice, with some inflections, but then played around with it in a sound editing program. It flowed too well to be computer-voiced.

[KagomJack]

I agree wholeheartedly.

[Mantralord]

Nope, no sound editing done...I just talked in a high-pitch nerdy retard voice.

[JRwakebord]

Wow. How did you get your voice to sound like that? Put your testicles in a vice or something?

[!King_Amazon!]

He's gay, he's retarded, and he's spanish.

Need I say more?

[-=Rico-GP=-]

I made an mp3 of what zonalon might sound like if he read this thread. (http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35905) Here you go: http://www.rofley.com/zonalon.mp3


You have way to much free time on your hands.

[Mantralord]

Wow. How did you get your voice to sound like that? Put your testicles in a vice or something?

I'm just a good voice actor.

[JRwakebord]

Apparently so. Either way, I liked it.

[Thanatos]

A little too much maybe?

[JRwakebord]

I like anything making fun of Zonalon

[Penny_Bags]

Hmmm...I hated Kung Pow, but Airplane was just funny.

"Hey Timmy, you ever been in a cockpit before?" "No, sir, I haven't!" "Hey, Timmy, ever seen a grown man naked?"

Needless to say, the line was funny, but highly disturbing.
You would.... asshole.

[JRwakebord]

Why is he an asshole? That line was great!

[Thanatos]

Airplane was great.

[Sovereign]

What about Airplane 2!

[Thanatos]

Not as good as the original.

[Sovereign]

They rarely are :-\