My convo with a chinese man(unfunny)

[slaynish]

Its really unfunny.. I just thought it was special

Fuzzy1096: LITTLE BOY
Fuzzy1096: whos younger and shorter!
slaynish: :-) small penis... boy...
Fuzzy1096: lol j/k
Fuzzy1096: EH
Fuzzy1096: mean ass
Fuzzy1096: k i got to go
slaynish: im jay kay
slaynish: bye

He called me little boy becuase im 6 ft, hes 6'3, and im size 12 shoe, and hes size 13...

Hes 14 and im 13..

[kaos]

*white person walks thru door of chinese owned store*

DING DONG!

*Black person walks thru door*

NIII GERR!!

[!King_Amazon!]

You aren't 6 feet tall. If you were, you would be like 250 lbs.

[slaynish]

What the hell?

What are you talking about?

How would somebody be 250 lbs if they were 6ft tall? Why does height matter with weight?

It doesnt.

I am just under 6 foot, 5 10 = 5 11. I will take a pic with a digi-cam(when i get one) if you want.

[!King_Amazon!]

With your body frame (huge), if you were 6 feet tall you would be very heavy.

I'm 6'1" and I'm 165. I'm very thin.

[slaynish]

No.

Dont you know that you slim out as you get taller? It spreads through your body. That pic you saw, i was 5 7.

I am 5 9-11...

[!King_Amazon!]

I was thin when I was short and I'm now thin when I'm tall. People who are short and fat and become tall usually stay fat. Knowing you fairly well, I'd say you're still fat.

[Grav]

I'm 6 foot and fat.

[!King_Amazon!]

How much do you weigh? I'd say a fat 6 foot slaynish would be bigger than a fat 6 foot grav, but I've never seen you.

[Grav]

I meant I have a fat NOSE because I'm jewish.

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh, well then we must have sex now because I love jews.

[Grav]

Just kidding. I have a big fat black CLOCK.

It tells time real well.

[Kaneda]

I am just under 6 foot, 5 10 = 5 11. I will take a pic with a digi-cam(when i get one) if you want.
When exactly did reality bend so that 5 10 = 5 11? As far as I knew they were two different heights.
I am 5 9-11... So you could be 5'9", 5'10" or 5'11"?
Wth. Why do you keep changing heights?

[!King_Amazon!]

The horrible animation team for Naruto(See episodes 29, 45, or 71(tanks gwav))draws him sometimes.

[Thanatos]

When exactly did reality bend so that 5 10 = 5 11? As far as I knew they were two different heights.
So you could be 5'9", 5'10" or 5'11"?
Wth. Why do you keep changing heights?

I was thinking the same thing. 6 foot and 5'9 are noticable differences. Stupid slaynish.

[Medieval Bob]

Hell 5'9" and 5'10" are noticeable differences.

[slaynish]

No they are not.

I look 6 ft, becuase my hair is poofy as hell. It stands a good three inches off my head, anyways.

[Grav]

6 foot - 3 inches = 5'9"

[slaynish]

Yes, no shit?

Your point is?

[!King_Amazon!]

His point is, you aren't 6 feet tall.

[Lenny]

My hair sticks up something awful...