Napoleon Dynamite conspiracy

[D3V]

http://ninjapirate.com/napoleon_dynamite.html

There is a pretty large conspiracy going around the internet. Apparently John Heder (star of Napoleon Dynamite) was killed in a car wreck. I was first told of this by my brother, he told me some kids at school said he died, odd, I never herard about that on the news or anything, so I google it and look at that first page, supposively Jon was heading back to his homtown or some bullshit, so I scroll back, and more people are saying that he isn't dead, it's just a rumor. So basically some asshole almost ruined my day, Napoleon is my hero.

[Thanatos]

Heard this the other day at school. Personally, I think it's fake.

[Sovereign]

Cant find anything on cnn.com or a google news search.

[!King_Amazon!]

I don't get any good results when I search for Zimm News on google which leads me to believe that it's fake.

[-Spector-]

I heard like an hour ago that it was from food poisining lol

[DaFrigginDoctah]

http://ninjapirate.com/napoleon_dynamite.html

There is a pretty large conspiracy going around the internet. Apparently John Heder (star of Napoleon Dynamite) was killed in a car wreck. I was first told of this by my brother, he told me some kids at school said he died, odd, I never herard about that on the news or anything, so I google it and look at that first page, supposively Jon was heading back to his homtown or some bullshit, so I scroll back, and more people are saying that he isn't dead, it's just a rumor. So basically some asshole almost ruined my day, Napoleon is my hero.
Right. I'm going to trust a website using a blurry picture of a random car with a fading picture of John Heder floating out of it like a bad scene from a Casper comic... Oh let's not forget Bambi in the background.

[Jamesadin]

Hes not dead.

[Adrenachrome]

Just saw him on leno.

[!King_Amazon!]

How? Leno is dead.

[kaos]

No...that was fake too.

[!King_Amazon!]

It can't be, you're dead.

[Adrenachrome]

It can't be, you're dead.


No no, You're dead!

[!King_Amazon!]

:-( anyone gonna come to my funeral?

[Thanatos]

I'll go but I'll make sure I'm high.

[!King_Amazon!]

Everyone has to be high at my funeral.

[Thanatos]

Works for me.

[D3V]

Right. I'm going to trust a website using a blurry picture of a random car with a fading picture of John Heder floating out of it like a bad scene from a Casper comic... Oh let's not forget Bambi in the background.


That was just one of the shitty fake sources I saw of, I first heard it from my brother.