Fuck In The Ass

[HandOfHeaven]

Fuck in the ass, man. F U C K I N T H E A S S !


BOREDOM!

[Sovereign]

I too am bored.

[slaynish]

Fuck in the ass, man. F U C K I N T H E A S S !


BOREDOM!


Is that all thats on your mind?

First you say how mantralord 'worked on my ass', then you chant " Fuck in the ass!"

I do not comprehend.

[Kaneda]

Me too, I'm very bored, god damn I wish I had a job, so I could socialize a bit with someone other than my cousins teenage friends. Also I could buy WoW, that'd help. Hmmmmm Hmm Hmmm...Masterbation only keeps you entertained for so long. The only game I do have and enjoy only works half the time, damn trojan virus.

[RoboticSilence]

Fuck in the ass, man. F U C K I N T H E A S S !


BOREDOM!
PM Mantralord.

[HandOfHeaven]

No, that's quite alright.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Be all that you can be.... join the Army.

[HandOfHeaven]

How old do you have to be? I'm only 15

[Sum Yung Guy]

17 with parentel consent and with a GED or Diploma, you should wait til your 18 tho so you can get the good jobs, 17 year olds cant be anything serious. Im a communications expert and I got assigned my own humvee.

[Kaneda]

Wait your in the army?

[Thanatos]

Nope, he's part of the circus.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Or perhaps the official circus of the army?
Nah but seriously I am a Signal Support Systems Specialist for the U.S. Army, and I can and will kick your ass scumbag!

[Kaneda]

Ya I don't have any doubt you could. I've been thinking about joining the Navy alot, I'm sure I could score pretty high on the asvab(?) I just don't know if I could go 4 years w/ someone controlling me. What is the experience like? How much do you make?

[Sum Yung Guy]

Oh god no, dont go to the Gayvy! If your smart the ASVAB is easy.. duh..

My experience in the Army has been great. Of course bootcamp is hard, its supposed to or you wouldnt be a tough guy when you got out, youd be a loser. Then you goto Advanced Individual Training (AIT) thats where you learn your job, you still have drill seargents in AIT but they aint as tuff. After AIT you goto your first duty station, thats where the fun is. Im stationed in germany right now, and if you wanted to you could stay out all night everynight as long as your back before morning formation alot of the times people be coming in at 6 in the morning in there civilian clothes and barely got 30 mins to change and stuff before PT (physical training). My roomate does it regularly lol. Your allowed to have all the stuff you want in your room too, I got 2 tv's and xbox and a ps2 with internet for both, and a couch and a full size fridge in my room. Yea army life is sweet dude.

edit: yea its not 4 years with someone controlling you, its like only basic and the beggining of AIT, at your duty stations its like a normal 9 to 5 job - after work your off for good.

[Kaneda]

Wow. See that's what my dad told me it was kinda like, but you can't trust him, he'd want me to join just so I could get shot. Pyscho. Sounds like you really enjoy it, can you choose where you want your duty station? Or is it not a first time thing?

[Sum Yung Guy]

Yea you can choose, but you HAVE TO TELL THEM they wont ask lol, alot of my buddies in basic were dumbasses and let the army choose where to send them, I choose Germany and got Germany so Im happy. Also ask for a bonus you can get like 10k+ for certain jobs.

[Kaneda]

Hmmm... So tell what you've heard about the Navy that makes them suck. The navy told me that The Airforce is almost non-existant as a military branch. The Army not as many people join for fear of being sent to Iraq.

[Sum Yung Guy]

There cowards! Im going in november and I cant wait!
The Navy hmmm... imagine being on a boat for 6 months with 2000 other guys and maybe you can imagine some things that are not what god intended...

[Kaneda]

Going where in November? I'm a coward so that works out good, but do gay guys seriously join the Navy? Thats wack! Ya that could be kinda sucky stuck on a sub or boat, taking crapy showers, sleeping in crappy quarters. Hmmm... I'm gunna look into the branches more.

[Sum Yung Guy]

Iraq in november, and yes faggots join the Navy.

[slaynish]

Which force should a fat-man join?

[Lenny]

Weight watchers....



OHHH SNAP!

[slaynish]

Loles.

Atleast i have liek 2 testicles.


Neways, you need an iq of like 98 to understand Weightwatchers.

I'm hella stupid, so i couldnt figure it out.

SOmething else perhaps?

[Kaneda]

I suggest suicide cause your deifnatly not getting into any type of force, lest it be a jedi-convention. As it stands now your just a burden to society.

[slaynish]

If you werent aware, any healthy man, mostly any size or weight can join some kind of force.


Btw, you know how long it took me to figure out what the hell you were trying to say.

That definitly threw me off. You butchered that word...

[Grav]

To whom it may concern: pinoy_real just busted a nut.

[Kaneda]

If you werent aware, any healthy man, mostly any size or weight can join some kind of force.


Btw, you know how long it took me to figure out what the hell you were trying to say.

That definitly threw me off. You butchered that word...

You mean lest? Ya I should have put unless. You were talking about not being able to join wieght watchers cause your IQ is lower than 92. They definatly don't want retards in the service. So don't contridict yourself.

[Penny_Bags]

I think he means definitely, which he too mispelled. Noobxors...

Hey SYG, are there jobs in the army where you are garunteed you won't have to go fight? I don't want to get shot, I am not going to lie to you.

[pr0xy]

Yeah. Its called going AWOL. :p

Join Marines... Bitch.

[Sovereign]

Some marine guys called me yesterday. Kept on ranting about how they could pay for any college I wanted, have great benefits. I told them I'm on lithium and other anti psychotic shit and they still were annoying me to join the marines. WTF. Nothing I said shut him up -_-

[Lenny]

Next time...try one of Prof. Lenny's garuanteed to work...

...20 Things to say when a Telemarketer and/or Marine phones...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say: "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

3. If they say they're Joe Bloggs from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?"

8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

10. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, and they can't sell to employees.

11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "Oh my God!" and then hang up.

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer.

16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number.

17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes."

18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder...louder...

20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down.

[Thanatos]

Except it's not a telemarketer that's calling: it's the fucking Marines. Besides that small fact, great job Lenny!

[Kaneda]

Just edit your post Lenny to say telemarketers and marines.

[Kaneda]

Hey SYG, What do you think would be the most laid back, or easiest job in the army, I really wanted to be a mailman, but I don't see that in thier job listings...a cargo specialist would be the closest thing I see. I wouldn't mind being a base cop, but if I could do something more slackerish that would be better. Any ideas?

[Sum Yung Guy]

Supply

[HandOfHeaven]

Sounds ok.

[Kaneda]

Like a medical supply specialist? Or just anything that supplies...

[Sum Yung Guy]

http://www.armystudyguide.com/resources/mos_descriptions.htm

Here's a list of the jobs and there descriptions.

[Kaneda]

TY

Hells Ya! I'ma be a Mortuary Specialist, hardly any people are dying now, compared to times of war. Or the Unit Supply, awsome this is gunna be so tight. Hey answer my question on my Army here I come, thread.