D3V! I found the perfect site for you <3

[KagomJack]

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/

Does it not fit him well?

[!King_Amazon!]

Seeing as you have twice as many threads in the conspiracy forum than he does I'd say it's better suited for you.

http://zelaron.com/forum/search.php?searchid=146257

http://zelaron.com/forum/search.php?searchid=146258

[Sovereign]

I don't care

[KagomJack]

;_;

I'm posting this one because it deals more with what he talks about most often

I thought I was your friend, KA.

But in all seriousness: I know I do. I love making up wild conspiracy theories.

[Demosthenes]

;_;
I thought I was your friend, KA.


You're confusing KA for Mantralord!

[KagomJack]

That's not nice ;_;

I wouldn't dare be Mantra's friend.

[Demosthenes]

To Mantralord:

Master Kagom: I think you're cute

[!King_Amazon!]

;_;

I'm posting this one because it deals more with what he talks about most often

I thought I was your friend, KA.

But in all seriousness: I know I do. I love making up wild conspiracy theories.
The JAPANESE are against us.

All Women Are Lesbians/Evil/Mind Control on MEN

Sensia is a Hermaphrodite

All thread titles of d3v's threads in conspiracy forum. I didn't happen to see much of that stuff on that site.

[Demosthenes]

Sensia is a Hermaphrodite

I thought everyone knew that. (assuming that's supposed to be Senesia)

[KagomJack]

I was going more along the lines of things related to Bush...>.>

[slaynish]

I thought I was your friend, KA.




ROFLMAO.

Is K_A gay too?

[!King_Amazon!]

Only in your dreams fatboy.

[slaynish]

Why,

K_A

i thought you were my friend.

:haha:

I wasnt saying you were homosexual, i was saying that its ironic that Kagom Fagk is acting like you are his manmate, and him saying " But i thought we were lovers!"

No offense toward you whatsoever.

[Thanatos]

Slaynish, wipe that brown off your nose.

[KagomJack]

I actually said that in the manner of "I thought we were amigos/friends/cool with each other though you probably hate me" :D

[slaynish]

*wipes the brown off nose and finds it to be thanato's sisters pussyjuice*

Also, Kagom, I'm surrrreee you meant it that way.

[D3V]

Thank you for the site.

[!King_Amazon!]

[Monday:December:27:2004:03:30:56:PM] slaynish: if u have
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:30:56:PM] slaynish: stds
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:30:59:PM] slaynish: im going to be so happy
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:31:06:PM] slaynish: becuase you'll have gotten them from me....
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:31:07:PM] slaynish: ^_-
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:31:10:PM] slaynish: becuase i have them 2
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:31:13:PM] slaynish: and u know we were together
[Monday:December:27:2004:03:31:16:PM] slaynish: like 15 times last month

I was going to go through and find all of the times you said gay things to me but I'd be here until tomorrow.

[slaynish]

Yeah.

I did say that to you, and it was a joke. You know it was a joke. I agree, i said gay things but you must remember all the times when you said stuff like " being gay isnt wrong, its just a lifestyle" but when i make jokes(funny to nobody, i agree, i dont even think they're funny) but when i say things like that you get quite aggrivated. I appologize, but you always seem to be a dick to me when im having my greatest moments.

Yeah yeah yeah, i admit i say some gay things, but i'd be here til' next week if i tried to find all of the times you've fucked w/ me for no reason or little to no reason. IMO, you take things way too seriously. Maybe i act too faggoteer? It doesnt bother me any, i've always got mantra <): o) = clown

[!King_Amazon!]

When the FUCK did I say being gay isn't wrong?

If you knew anything about me you'd know I'm anti-gay.

[slaynish]

Hmm, well lets remember that time where i was reading you my converstaion with mantra. It went something like " Yeah i never actually believed that mantra was gay but now i really do understand it" and then you say something along the lines of " Where have you been the past 18 months?" and i say " Well i knew he said he was gay, but i never believed it, and i'm disturbed by it becuase i dont understand how you can like another man.. Its just very.. gay.." and you say something like " Well thats just the way things are, you cant change it "

I didnt mean you didnt say it was ' wrong ', i meant that the way you said things gave me a clue that it didnt bother you, but you just looked down upon it. I've only had one homosexual conversation and it was the one stated above. I dont 'stalk' you, i dont ' worship' you, so how am i supposed to know you're anit-gay. I'm very anti-gay, but just becuase i like to fuck around doesnt mean i'm homosexual.

Btw, if you stare at your sig long enough you kinda feel some kind of.. (In lack of better wordage).. trip.. going on... It is boggeling. I might spontaniously combust if i keep staring...

[KagomJack]

I thought you'd like it :D

[Thanatos]

*wipes the brown off nose and finds it to be thanato's sisters pussyjuice*

So that's where she got that smell from... Take a shower, fatty.

[slaynish]

Hmm wait.. Nevermind.


It was her shit on my nose >.<

GAH!

Wait. If the shit was on my nose, that must really proove i was making out with her tight cunt.

Congrats, you contradicted your insult.

[D3V]

Slaynish, shut the fuck up, seriously.

[slaynish]

I'm a racist attention whore.


Is that so?

[!King_Amazon!]

Of course it bothers me, what the hell can I do about it though?

Nothing. People are gay and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Demosthenes]

Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote Stinky Britches ten years ago, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider.
[Walks up to a chart stand]
Johnny Cochrane: Ladies and Gentlemen, (Pulls down picture of Chewbacca) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.
Gerald (Whispering): Dammit.
Chef (Whispering): What?
Gerald (Whispering): He's using the Chewbacca defense.
Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case.
[Jury stares in silence]
Johnny Cochrane: Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.
[Gerald sinks back and covers his eyes]
Johnny Cochrane: It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests.
[Silence]
Judge Moses: OK then

[Cartman's House]
Cartman: Wow he's good.
Reporter: In a teary-eyed courtroom, Johnny Cochrane has just finished his closing arguments, and as was anticipated he did use the Chewbacca defense. [Shows drawing of Chef and Gerald, then Judge Moses, then Johnny Cochrane] Whether or not it worked, it's up to the jury to decide.

[Court]
Judge Moses: How find you the jury.
Juror: We find the defendant, Jerome "Chef" Mackaroy, Guilty as charged.
[Court room gasps]
Gerald: Whoops.
Chef: Whoops?!
Judge Moses: Mr. Chef, you've been found guilty of harassing a major record label. The full fee of two million dollars will be handed over within twenty-four hours.
Chef: Do I look like I have two million dollars?
Judge Moses: Well you have twenty-four hours to find it or else you have to go to jail - for eight million years.
[Some music plays. Bailiff whisper something into the judge's ears]
Judge Moses: Oh, sorry. You'll go to jail for four years.
Chef: This can't be happening.

[i_screwed_ur_ma]

Dont worry im not gay or anything, but why in the hell do u guys always make fun of Kagom just because he is gay, jesus christ leave the guy alone

[Sovereign]

Heh, It's not going to happen ~_~.

[KagomJack]

Because I'm such a beloved member of this forum?