Best And Most Painfull Accident Evr!!!!

[PureRebel]

it was hailing, i was out the front of my house, the garage door was 3/4 of the way open, i thought it was fully open, so i ran, i had my hat on, i couldnt see if it was fully open now, i kept on running, sped up, and i smashed my head so hard the garage door broke, and i got coat hangered, and for sum reason my head isnt sore, but i cant remember ne thing from the day or the day b4, and when i got coat hangered i flipped and landed on my back, broke my $430AUS watch, and my back is swolen, yesterday when it happened i almost snapped my back, but i just bent it, i wouldve if i didnt slip over on the slippery wet concrete.. id take a photo, but im in a wheel chair and cant stand up.

!!11

[Slim]

coat hangered
You mean clotheslined, dipshit?

[wilma]

I hate to say it, but I'm sure that you'll admit it:

You're a Dumbass

[kockblocker1]

What part of the ordeal made it the "best" accident? Sounds kind of shitty to me.

[PureRebel]

it is the best accident thats happened to me, and here in Australiawe call it Coat-Hangered the 2nd best thing now is going of a cliff with a 7m umbrella, but that wasnt an accident

[platnum]

hahaha, thats funny. I hit my head on things all the time, but not because I'm a retard, but because I'm tall.

[Sovereign]

Wow you're retarded!

[Tyrannicide]

congradumalations, your a doucheamabag.

[SurrealWaking]

lmao, dumbass. I've done that with a car, but never with my head. My mum's car. x_X

[Randuin]

And you're posting here?

You really are a retard!.

[PureRebel]

i smashed my head really hard against it, right above my eyes. and there is a big lump going across my forhead and im having fun touching it. and i have to fix the garage door..

[SurrealWaking]

Nice, dude. We should have you do it again, except on film.

[`Insolence`]

Except not you running into a garage door... you tied to a chair getting shot in the face!

HAHAHAHAHA BEST "ACCIDENT" EVER!

[Dr. Geekstar]

We had to do an exercise for french lessons: make a video (+- 30mins) about someone that has a strange hobby or skills etc. After only 2 lessons she allowed us to do Jackass -.-
I think after 3 lessons with us "not being so very nice" she would have went crazy

i promise ill try post some part of it

[PureRebel]

woohoo! it better not be crap!

[Dr. Geekstar]

hell it IS gonna be crap, serious crap, but fun french crap :p

Are you ready to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy....

[Randuin]

Try out what Isolence suggested!

[Slim]

By any strange twist of fate did this also happen to you as an infant?

[PureRebel]

well, did fall off the top bunk many times when i was like 3-4, and i got hit in the head with a huge rubber ball.