View Full Version : I'm a Douchebag!!!!
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:31 AM
Just like everybody ends up doing yo' mama.
Oooohhhhhh!!!
But you just go straight to the ass for the compost cunnilingus and chunneling follow-up! For the win!
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:34 AM
So, how many pushups can you do again, Grav?
That depends, does my energy come with or without a bun?
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:40 AM
Without. You've got enough buns as it is.
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:43 AM
Candyland? I most certainly hate that game. Look what it's done to your supple thighs!
That's not what yo mama said last night.
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:46 AM
She just gets excited to see someone with more cottage cheese on her legs than she has.
I think that's what attracts idiots to this forum. They have some sort of brain ripple detector, and seek out coralish craniums. Either that or you suck.
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:50 AM
Actually, it was yo' mama that was doing the sucking last night!
So tell me, when you're getting jiggy with it do you yell out OH! OH HEIN! AUCH!
Raziel
2004-10-29, 04:53 AM
Actually, I shout "mein" followed by "furher". Then I mix a bunch of random gibberish together like "das boot!" and "krankenschwester brauten!"
Thanatos
2004-10-29, 10:08 AM
Hellz yeah, let's three-way Alisha!
What the fuck happened here?
JRwakebord
2004-10-29, 06:41 PM
Yah I'm just as lost as you are
Hellz yeah, let's three-way Alisha!
Oh it's those fucking commercials..
`Insolence`
2004-10-29, 07:27 PM
I'll simply reply to EVERY post in this entire thread with:
"Bitches."
Taste the fire... like it?
Bitches.
Hades-Knight
2004-10-29, 10:48 PM
Omg Its Teh Intarweb!
Think you're Dave Chappelle? Chapelle. Chappele. What?
`Insolence`
2004-10-29, 11:21 PM
Shwa?
T.V. reference*
Zinger*
Adrenachrome
2004-10-30, 02:28 AM
yo' mama cheats.
Randuin
2004-10-30, 09:59 AM
Maddox's bitch >.>
Randuin
2004-10-30, 01:40 PM
Let's sing the mario song guyz!
`Insolence`
2004-10-31, 11:22 AM
Do you want to hear a seceret?
It is soooooooooooooooooo good to hear it...
Raziel
2004-10-31, 10:56 PM
This is Titus' doing, dammit!
And Grav's mom farts when she climaxes.
Penny_Bags
2004-11-01, 11:17 AM
You actually let her climax? Jesus Christ the people in this world... I hit her with a 18 oz. chuck steak and knocked her out before she could. Then I ate the steak raw with ground up dolphins as steak sauce.
Thanatos
2004-11-01, 12:10 PM
I like to eat my ownage with a side of A1 steak sauce.
Sovereign
2004-11-01, 02:38 PM
I find A1 a bit too tangy.
SurrealWaking
2004-11-01, 04:46 PM
A1 is hella good. It is tangy, but it would blow my mom without the tang.
Randuin
2004-11-02, 12:43 AM
Wtf is A1? Is it some sort of American only sauce?
Sovereign
2004-11-02, 12:50 AM
http://www.kraftfoods.com/a1
Randuin
2004-11-02, 12:54 AM
Bah! Americans
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