Are you for real?

[Randuin]

Well...Are you? Discuss!

[Sovereign]

I'm not sure. I think I am... but I'm always skeptical.

[Slim]

This ain't a game, niqqa! I keep it real!

[Grav]

I am fucking Terry Tate!

[Titusfied]

You would...

I am fucking Terry Hatcher!

[Demosthenes]

I'm Jenny Craig. By the way, Grav, we've a special discount for super-fat people right now.

[Grav]

Really? I hope Jenny's got connections with the Make a Wish foundation, because your ass is gonna be hoping you'd never said that when I hack into your megahurtz and blow up your monitor.

[!King_Amazon!]

Oh noz!!!111

[Grav]

I'm a ruskie hax0r

[Demosthenes]

I'm a ruskie hax0r

Oh yea. Well...

I'm surrounded by criminals. Heavy rollers even the sheisty individuals. Smokin skunk and mad Phillies. Beatin down Billy Badasses; cracks in stacks and masses
If robbery's a class, bet I pass it. Shit gets drastic, I'm buryin you bastards.

[Grav]

Translation: You hang out at the local Walmart with your prepubescent friends and discuss the next "big game" which is delayed until next year with the news that Halo 2 is coming out soon. (It's actually because timmy's dog ate the nerf basketball, but rationalization helps.)

[Demosthenes]

Translation: You hang out at the local Walmart with your prepubescent friends and discuss the next "big game" which is delayed until next year with the news that Halo 2 is coming out soon. (It's actually because timmy's dog ate the nerf basketball, but rationalization helps.)

My mind's my nine, my pen my Mack-10, my target, all you wack niggaz (grav) who started rappin'.

[Grav]

Translation: Until Halo 2 arrives, you play strip rock em sock em robots. You always lose.

[Demosthenes]

Just the way that players play. All day; everyday. I don't know what else to say.

[Titusfied]

Then don't say anything, niqqa.

[`Insolence`]

Ick Bin Laden!

[Demosthenes]

Then don't say anything, niqqa.

Big Poppa never softenin. Take you to the church, rob the preacher for the offerin.

[Titusfied]

I've been robbin' motha fuckas since the slaaave ships.

[Demosthenes]

I've been robbin' motha fuckas since the slaaave ships.

I've been robbin niggaz since Run and them was singin "Here We Go." Snatchin ropes at the Roxie homeboy you didn't know. My flow, detrimental to your health; usually roll for self.

[Titusfied]

With the same clips, and the same 4 - 5, two point blank, motha fuckas sure to die.

[Demosthenes]

First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim. Westside when we ride come equipped with game. You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife. We bust on Bad Boy niggaz fucked for life.

[Titusfied]

Fake thug, no love, you get the slug, CB4 Gusto. Your luck low, I didn't know til I was drunk though. You freak niggaz played out, get fucked and ate out. Prostitute turned bitch, I got the gauge out.

[Demosthenes]

Fuck wit' me and get yo' caps peeled, you know ... see ...

Grab ya glocks, when you see Mj
Call the cops, when you see Mj, uhh
Who shot me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...

[Titusfied]

My name is Titus, and I'm here to say, MJ is gay in a major way.

My nigga.

[Demosthenes]

My name is Titus, and I'm here to say, MJ is gay in a major way.

My nigga.

"Nigga please."

[Titusfied]

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen, I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute. Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it, but if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it.

[Demosthenes]

You're getting off topic. We're talking about shooting people. Eminem has plenty of that.

Bust a nigga to see if he bleed, should've never fucked around with a sick-ass nigga like me. They call my name out and niggaz run. Best be prepared for the outlawz 'cause here they come.

[!King_Amazon!]

KA's the handle,
Got a roman candle,
Gonna stick it in Mj's ass,
And start the newest scandal.

Monica's a joke,
Bill just wanted a stroke,
Titus wanted something to smoke,
So I gave him the white oak.

[Titusfied]

See it's easy as cake, simple as whistlin Dixie. While I'm wavin' the pistol at sixty Christians against me. Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics, in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer. I'm a motherfuckin' spiteful, DELIGHTFUL eyeful. The new Ice Cube - motherfuckers HATE to like you, what did I do? Huh? I'm just a kid from the gutter, makin' this butter off these bloodsuckas, cuz I'm a mothafuckin' RENEGADE!

[Demosthenes]

Tell me Kane when will niggaz learn, in this game fuck with us niggaz gettin burned. We takin turn on these bitch-made niggaz roll. I hope it hurts 'cause you worse then these groupie hos.

[Demosthenes]

My adversaries cry like hos. Fully eradicate my foes. My lyrics explode on contact gamin' you hos. Who else but momma's only son? For you phony niggaz I'm the one. Say my name watch bitches cum.

Ok. I'm ending this now.

[Titusfied]

I don't know you and no I don't owe you a motherfuckin thing. I'm not Mr. NSYNC, and I'm not what your friends think. I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick, if you tip me my tank is on empt. No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm lifting you ten feet, in the air, I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you. Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit, I'll smile in the courtroom, and buy you a wardrobe, I'm tired of arguing - I don't mean to mean but it's all I can be. It's just me.

[Vollstrecker]

You muthafuckas can't stop tha roll,
you cry all you want as I take my toll.
Yer getting owned by tha Titus and you try to dis,
but your rhymes be stifling and proven to be remiss.

Now you be tryin' to stop and quit dis shit,
but you can't deny my power as you take the hit.
That's right sucka, lean in to the blow,
you be on the ground, as your lights fade slow.


(Meh. Maybe I'll make a better one later)

[Grav]

This thread is the equivalent of being forced to watch all of Deep Space 9. At 20hz.

[Hades-Knight]

I think, therefore I'm

[Thanatos]

It's rainin' men! Hallelujah, it's rainin' men; AMEN!

[kockblocker1]

Word to yo mutha...


Ice Ice Baby.

[Randuin]

Hijacked Thread ^^

[Titusfied]

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

[Medieval Bob]

Je pense donc que je suis.

[Hades-Knight]

http://www.memphisrap.com/community/modules/Gallery/gallery/artists/3rdNPark/show_3rdNParkSqu.jpg

[Grav]

Okay, those people aren't "for real." Those people are "gay."

[!King_Amazon!]

Gay is a bad adjective. Use unfortunate.

[Randuin]

SubGay makes you slim.

[Thanatos]

SubGay makes you slim.

Slim is partially gay? I fucking knew it.

[Randuin]

That's right, my posts enlighten so many ^^

[Slim]

You mean you guys didn't know I was bisexual?

[Mantralord]

You mean you guys didn't know I was bisexual?

You have been Kagom't.

[Titusfied]

Are you for real?

[Randuin]

Fo shizzle muh nizzle

[Titusfied]

Are you for real?

[Sovereign]

Are you for real...?

[Titusfied]

Are you for real?

[Randuin]

Are you for real?

[Titusfied]

Are you for real?

[Mantralord]

R U 4 REEL?

[Randuin]

Nah, not really.

[JRwakebord]

Could have fooled me.

[Raziel]

Oh whoa, when the hell did you get back, Captain Obvious?

Welcome back!

[JRwakebord]

Just now, actually. Finishing up high school, sports, and getting into college consumed my life for a while there. That and parents. Let's just say I'm happy to be away from them at college for the time being. I missed this place. It's good to be back.

[Raziel]

Good to see you back. Return members are always a good thing.

[Mantralord]

Hey JR remember ME!?!?!?!? I turned out to be a homosexual with a secret crush on Kagom!!! o wait now iz no seekret enymore lo lo lo....

I have been Kagom't.

[Randuin]

Let's mod

[!King_Amazon!]

Quikspy, The1, Pinoy.

[Randuin]

What ever happened to that penguin-eatin spainiard?