help me..

[PureRebel]

decide what crazy/ fucked up/ dumb stunts i should do, becuase me and a few of my friends have already started making a video..

so far ive done- belly flopping in2 a baby pool of a 1 story roof
playing kod ball with a golf ball( hurts bad)

got any more suggestions, i dont feel like going of any more cliffs after my experience with the umbrella. my mary poppins stunt, which happened about a year or 2 ago..

[Sovereign]

Stop beinga dumbass...

IM sure the kids who tried to jump a moving car thought the same, shortly before they face planted onto the roof of the car.

[HandOfHeaven]

Hey, why don't you play Jai Alai with oranges??!!?!?!?! Oh wait, we're not supposed to rip off of Jackass


*whips one at Sov*

[Slim]

Try killing yourself, no one has ever done that on tv before.

[Vollstrecker]

Try killing yourself, no one has ever done that on tv before.

I recommend Seppuku, without the benefit of a Kaishaku.

[Slim]

I recommend Seppuku, without the benefit of a Kaishaku. Use a frisbee!

[Vollstrecker]

Use a frisbee!

omfg gg h4x!!!

http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/Vollstrecker/frisbee2.JPG

[Demosthenes]

If you have access to a motorcycle go backwards on a freeway without using the shoulder at high speeds. Whatever you do, just don't get yourself killed.

[kockblocker1]

decide what crazy/ fucked up/ dumb stunts i should do


How about this stunt:

Not being a retard.

Try it; it will impress your parents, friends, and females.

[PureRebel]

what kind of fucked up stunt is that..

i electricuted my arm pits using a car battery and sum jumper cables..

I NEED STUNTS NOT GAY FAGGY COMMENTS KKTHX!

and nothing that involves dieing or near death experiences..

[Sovereign]

Gargle some draino.

[Demosthenes]

and nothing that involves dieing or near death experiences..

i electricuted my arm pits using a car battery and sum jumper cables..

asdfasdfasdfdsf sdf sdf sf

[Sovereign]

Steve there are better ways to get attention.

[PureRebel]

not near death.. it just hurt alot kkthx

[MightyJoe]

Like not being retarded as was already stated? Thats seems like a good idaa.

[PureRebel]

no opinions kkthx.

hmm maybe i could do something that involves cutting off the circuilation in my fingers for a whole day?

[Sovereign]

You do understand that your hear and brain works on electricle pulses, and any excessive electrical pulses is never a good thing..

[Slim]

Better idea, cut off your testicles so you can't procreate....we don't want more of you.

[PureRebel]

haha.. maybe wear only my under pants and cover myself in honey and birdsead and get sum1 to tie me to a tree for 24+ hours?

[Slim]

No, cut your testicles off and mail them to mantralord.

[PureRebel]

but he would like that.. id rather keep them, for now.

[Sovereign]

Join a clut. They will cleave them off for you.

[PureRebel]

Join a clut. They will cleave them off for you.
you mean cult? nty, cults r 4 jews. kill more jews plz kkthxdie

[Slim]

No, he means clit. Join a clit.

[Demosthenes]

No, he means clit. Join a clit.

I joined a clit once. It gave me Hepatitis and Ebola so now I can't get Cancer.

[PureRebel]

i joined a clit. it fucked me over so now i hate it..

[Slim]

So you hate the clit? That makes you gay, now cut off your testicles and mail them to mantralord!

[Mantralord]

Don't send me your testicles.

But DO come over and make a gay porn video with me.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Now that would be a crazy/ fucked up/ dumb stunt.

[Vollstrecker]

Don't send me your testicles.

But DO come over and make a gay porn video with me.

omfg!!1111 Mantralord +Pure Rebel 4 teh win!!111

[Raziel]

decide what crazy/ fucked up/ dumb stunts i should do, becuase me and a few of my friends have already started making a video..

Okay, you want a fucking retarded stunt? Rub Icy Hot all over your package. That should keep you busy for hours.

[PureRebel]

zz. stfu guys, u didnt help me! This thread= dead.

ima go make up some stunts myself, and in a month or so when the movie is ready, i might get a friend to upload individual scenes on2 the net, or else, i can send via aim.. ill make a thread when its ready.. or will i? o_O

[Sovereign]

K, serious idea.

Get doped up on shrooms, lsd or pot, and watch dawn of the dead at night, dark as fuck, door locked, sound up.

[PureRebel]

omg! finally!, but i dont think i have a cam with night vision or w/e it is..

its gonna be funny watching me after i day or 2 of sleep.

[Sovereign]

Bleh, then just do it dimmed. Btw, if your doing shrooms or lsd for this, all sharp objects away. IM afraid your going to start stabbing at your friends thinking that they are zombies.

Note: THIS IS A REAL STUPID IDEA.

[Raziel]

Rebel, I wasn't joking. The Icy Hot thing is excruciating, and it's funny as hell to watch on video playback. Plus, it's 100% harmless. You can't do any damage of any kind to your junk. It just hurts like crazy.

[PureRebel]

what do i need for ur stunt raziel?

and sov, i wont be usin shrooms or lsd, juzz dope

[Sovereign]

Bleh then it's not that bad. You'll still get scared but you wont see anything T_T.

Try putting aftershave on your junk. Or cologne. A radio show host i listen to tried that. In his words "There is no easier way to make a man go from macho to wimper in 5 mins"

[PureRebel]

i dun think so.. or maybe.. maybe i could use shrooms? coz i know sum1 who grows them :O

[Sovereign]

Actually, the more and more I think about it, any hallucinagenic substance seems like a bad idea. You seriously might see yoru friends as a zombie and go bezerk on them. Stick with pot -.-

[Raziel]

Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain relief gel you can buy in the supermarket. Upon contact, it heats up your flesh and numbs it at the same time. On an area of your body as sensitive as your sack, it would hurt like crazy.

[PureRebel]

ROFL... wow raz, i am beginning to like ur stunt.. my vid cam just broke, so ill have 2 wait till i can borrow 1

[Raziel]

I've never tried it, but two of the members of my band have and I saw the results on tape a few days later. According to them, it hurts like crazy, and it doesn't stop hurting for about an hour. They checked with the local hospital to make sure it wouldn't do them any internal damage, and it's risk-free. It's just a matter of whether or not you can take excessive amounts of pain for an extended period of time.

[PureRebel]

i had to walk 200 metres with a broken ancle.. thats long pain.

[Raziel]

Well then, have fun with the Icy Hot.

[Grav]

Ever shove Icyhot up your poop chute, Raz? Do so and document your results!

[Raziel]

Ever shove Icyhot up your poop chute, Raz? Do so and document your results!

No.

I never even considered putting that shit on my balls, and for a very good reason: I'm not a moron. I can't say the same for my drummer and bassist.

That said, Icy Hot up my ass is something you will never see. Go download some mutilation porn and get off to that, you sicko.

[Grav]

Along with yo mama. Ohhhhhhh!

[Raziel]

*casts Magic Missile at Grav's balls*


*does it again*


*and again*

[Demosthenes]

Along with yo mama. Ohhhhhhh!

Translation: I'm fat.

[Vollstrecker]

Reccomendation: The meatbag needs muzzled and chained.

[PureRebel]

I have The "Icey Hot"... but im only going to use it when my vid cam is fixed!

ill give scene to raz for free.. others must wait!

[Raziel]

Please, for the love of God do not get a shot of your balls on videotape. I have no desire to see your junk. Keep it covered, bro.

[PureRebel]

who said i was going to put it on my balls, tho, im sure u will have the time of ur life stairing @ my ass.

[Grav]

You know it. He loves chunneling like slaynish loves cake.

[Raziel]

Rebel, I'm absolutely not watching that video. I've gone for almost three years without having to see the bare genitalia of a single member here, and by God I will not have that streak broken!

[Grav]

(zagggon penis.jpg)

[PureRebel]

Rebel, I'm absolutely not watching that video. I've gone for almost three years without having to see the bare genitalia of a single member here, and by God I will not have that streak broken!

*cough* sure *cough* of course u havent.

[Raziel]

I thought that was Quikspy.

[Grav]

Like I would want to keep track. But apparently you do.

[JRwakebord]

Rebel, you need Icy Hot. It's a pain relief gel you can buy in the supermarket. Upon contact, it heats up your flesh and numbs it at the same time. On an area of your body as sensitive as your sack, it would hurt like crazy.
Yah, I would know. Trust me, it SUCKS.

I was putting it on my quads after a rather brutal cross country race and I managed to get some on my sack. I ended up running into the shower with my clothes on trying to get the pain to stop. It burns like no other.

[kockblocker1]

Why don't you try something like this:

http://www.penismightier.com/eod/bodyslam.wmv

Looks like they are having oodles of fun. You can too!

[PureRebel]

omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house

[JRwakebord]

omfg.. those dudes r even dumber than me, theres no way im doing that..

i ahve another idea!

the human catapult, where me and my friends build a big catapult, and shoot me out of it, in2 the river near my house
And they are dumber than you HOW???

[Vollstrecker]

Do it into a pit of mud. A river is nothing exciting.

[PureRebel]

the only pit of mud we have near my house is a quarry which is almos dried up, its just all soft thick plates of mud, with all mud under it, but theres 1 bad thing, there is all barbed wire thru it :S

[Vollstrecker]

Omg!!1111 Babrd Wier 4 Teh Win!!1111

[PureRebel]

i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven

[Demosthenes]

i dunno bout this man.. coz if i puncture my nuts i wont know who to blame.. or if i get it wrapped around em and i drown in teh mud!!!elleven

If you puncture your nuts doing something stupid then you'll be to "blame."

[PureRebel]

but...but...but.... damn u!