PeTA's after kids again

[KagomJack]

(I know some of you are tired of my stuff on PeTA, but for the rest of you...)

http://www.peta2.com/tc/t-kfchalloween.html

[Sovereign]

Wow... just.. wow.

[Thanatos]

..Is that legal? I'd sue their asses.

[Grav]

That's the same thing I said when someone was stealing my soul, but I was like fuck it and played some laser tag, because laser tag is awesome.

[Thanatos]

Laser tag is awesome. Hell yes!

[Demosthenes]

Someone ... needs ... to shoot those bastards. All of them.

[Grav]

Ever played laser tag naked? It just brings pleasure into my life I could previously not even begin to fathom.

[Sovereign]

I just ordered my Colonel Sanders mask for free!

[KagomJack]

ditto!

oh lawlz...

[Sovereign]

Pft 6-8 weeks for delivery? I thought they said that it was going to be in time for Halloween!

[Grav]

I'm pretty sure lawlz is German for "FUCK ME IN THE ASS" so all I have to say to that is, I ain't gay.

It's clever because kagom likes cock.

[KagomJack]

no, lawlz is basically lol

[Demosthenes]

Long live the feuhrer! Heil DEUTCHLAND!!

[Grav]

*slurp slurp suck*

[KagomJack]

Long live the feuhrer! Heil DEUTCHLAND!!
ES IST DIE ZEIT FUER RAECHE!




btw, these PeTArds are fucked up :(

[Grav]

*GAG COUGH SPIT*

[Demosthenes]

Mein KEMPF!

[KagomJack]

Mein Kampf means My Struggle

[Grav]

That's funny, because babelfish translates it as my dick.

[Thanatos]

Fuck you, it's my dick.

[Grav]

*slurp slurp suck*
http://gsurge.com/misc/10.gif
Fuck you, it's my dick.

[Thanatos]

Exactley .

[zeal311]

I definetly just ordered a free colonel sanders mask. Pimp shit.

[-=Rico-GP=-]

Kfc tastes like shit anyways.

[Raziel]

Ever played laser tag naked? It just brings pleasure into my life I could previously not even begin to fathom.


*slurp slurp suck*


*GAG COUGH SPIT*

Rainbow stickers everywhere. Ray Charles could have seen your flair coming.

[Grav]

Well, everyone knows RC was a pimp. He had pimpdar.

[Raziel]

RC was most certainly a pimp. However, I'm afraid that the "gay" rolling off of you in waves might have given his Pimpdar some static interference.

[Grav]

That's not what yo mama said last night.

[Raziel]

No, I'm pretty sure I overheard her saying "Are you in yet?"

[Grav]

I was wondering what that fapping sound outside the door was.

And sorry, yo moms just got a floppy pussy. Have to make my 11k, though.

[Raziel]

That was your mom jerking me off.

[Grav]

She got 11k too, though.

BWAOOOOOM

[Raziel]

Yeah, but I paid her in Chuck E' Cheese skiball tickets.

[KagomJack]

KFC is awesome!

[zeal311]

Thought I would bump this. I just recieved my mask in the mail. Its just a cardboard cut out. Kinda lame. Also included was a bag of fake blood(this could provide some entertainment. And also there are some 100 flyers about the cruelty of KFC. Anyone else get theirs yet?

[Sovereign]

Bleh not yet. Did you get it via ups or via mail.

[Vollstrecker]

Bah. Don't encourage the damned fools.

[Sovereign]

FUck them, I just wanted my free mask.

[Adrenachrome]

I live near the PETA headquarters in Norfolk V.A.

A local radio station here has a fishing tournament in the river in front of the building.
Like.. literally fishing at the base of the building, cuttin the heads off and cleaning them. It's great.

[zeal311]

I live near the PETA headquarters in Norfolk V.A.

A local radio station here has a fishing tournament in the river in front of the building.
Like.. literally fishing at the base of the building, cuttin the heads off and cleaning them. It's great.

That's classic.

I got mine though US mail. Not UPS. The mask is extremely lame so dont get your hopes up. The blood is the only useful part of the package. Guess I can't complain when its free.

[Sovereign]

Just got mine as well. All I can say is ROFL.

I even got stickers too, ad a note written "Dear activist"

W00t.

[KagomJack]

Just got mine as well. All I can say is ROFL.

I even got stickers too, ad a note written "Dear activist"

W00t.
i got mine as well. Stickers, mask, fake blood (omfg dude, I'm going to unleash hell on fellow school mates!), the Dear Activist letters, and fliers.

[WetWired]

Cruelty to animals or not, leave the colonel alone! He's no more personally responsable for Yum! Corp's treatment of chickens than he is for their advertising campains. He sold them his recipe, and he might get some sort of royalties. He doesn't run the show, I'm pretty sure he never did. Why the fuck must these misguided fools pick on him?

[Vollstrecker]

It's kind of the same way a lot of people blame the President for things that are proposed and passed by Congress. ;)

You blame the figurehead.

[Mantralord]

I'm gonna order about 10,000 masks.

[zeal311]

WTF How come I didn't get stickers. What do they look like?

[Sovereign]

Its a small 2 x 2 inch sticker. Red backround, in the center its got a pic of a sad chick (the animal) and on top has the text "meant's no treat for those you eat". At the botton is the url kfccruelty.com

[KagomJack]

I threw away the fliers, the note, and the stickers. I kept the fake blood and the mask.

[Grav]

Yeah? You gonna put the mask on, pour the blood on yourself and collapse in the hallway in the hopes that the people who usually knock the crap out of you think you're just an animal carcass? But then they'll eat you!

Or do you want that, you homomoose!?

[KagomJack]

The mask is for Halloween when I do some tech hours. The blood is for dumping on someone.

[Grav]

What, is there actually someone lower on the fool chain than you? Zagggon isn't actually on the chain, he's already been exiled to some sort of coalition of retarded animals that posts at govteen.

[KagomJack]

Yeah, about half my school.